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Tweak says, "I put it down for my hood!"

Hazel Temperance Keating (lilwitchhazel) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2017-01-06 22:04:00

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Guys I know some of you aren't excited about parents and shit BUT I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT PARENTS AND SHIT.

[Warded to Susana, Micah, Calvin, and Ennis]

Hey bros of Cole. It's time for real talk.

It has come to my attention that he has completely gone batshit and lost his mind and likes freaking CORALEE MOTHERFUCKING WONG which we all know is just about the worst thing ever for a little sweet weird kid like Cole.

So I think we should save him from the evil clutches of stupid Coralee. Like, for reals save him because this is ridiculous. It’s time for the Cole A. Moss Preservation Squad (CAMPS)!! We’re gonna get him away from evil and in bed (Figuratively. Maybe.) with someone much nicer! As first plan, I propose we make him kiss everyone he knows until he figures out who he likes that isn’t evil! It’s a pretty quick way to get this crap sorted that doesn’t require finesse or whatever. That way we can just all pretend this didn’t happen and Coralee can go back to making freshman miserable and leave Cole alone.

She sent him MACAROONS for christ's sake! She’s up to some evil shit. We’ve got to get going on this fast.

You guys know him way better than me so this’ll obviously go smoother if you help, but honestly I’m gonna do this crap whether you guys want to help or not because this is insane and he is just going to get trampled and that is NOT OK.

[…]

Side note I don’t know if his middle name actually starts with an A but CMPS is just dumb so it’s close enough anyways.

Other side note the team name is technically up for debate but I think it's pretty solid.

[OOC: Hilariously I didn't know his middle name actually does start with an A when I made this up. Happy coincidences!]

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evercreep
2017-01-06 11:54 pm UTC (link)

He missed tree decorating because she'd kept him up all night working on her costume. I had to go find him. It was terrible.

Thank you.

Wait, no, what??? No. We should not be forcing Cole to kiss random people.

No, it's the bloody Amortentia. It got it in his head that he liked her.

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	CAMPS sheepishly 2017-01-07 12:44 am UTC (link)
	Oh... is that where he was? I was wondering... I agree with not forcing Cole to kiss people though... Unless he wants to? But I don't think he wants to? I think he just wants to kiss Coralee... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	CAMPS lilwitchhazel 2017-01-07 08:12 am UTC (link)
	We're not gonna make him kiss anyone, we're just going to tell him to??? It'll be fine. We're just helping him! Calvin, he missed tree decorating for that?!?? That's horrible D< and also wtf Amortentia he's just all weird now because of it!? Like not lasting effects just like.. he's confused?? Ugh we really need to ~~make~~ gently suggest he kiss everyone (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	CAMPS evercreep 2017-01-07 11:49 am UTC (link)
	It won't even work. He's already kissed half of us, and he's still chasing Coralee and not Micah or Ana ~~or me~~, isn't he? It must have been. After it all wore off he said some odd things, but I didn't pay it any mind. I should have. Maybe I could have prevented this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: CAMPS gottaplay 2017-01-07 11:59 am UTC (link)
	~~Not Ana for sure :(~~ I think she's just being just nice enough for him to not see how truly awful she is. That's the problem. I don't know. She seems like the type who would enjoy this kind of thing, with or without Amortentia help. It's not your fault. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	CAMPS evercreep 2017-01-07 12:11 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, exactly. It's not Cole's behaviour we need to change. Hmmm. [...] Thank you for saying so. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	CAMPS lilwitchhazel 2017-01-07 06:13 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah yeah what Ana says, you can't beat yourself up for stuff like that. Feel bad about stuff you do not stuff other people do! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	CAMPS auteur 2017-01-07 12:10 pm UTC (link)
	OK OK that's actually a FAIR POINT like if you can't kiss a mega-babe like Ana without catching a FEW FEELINGS, then a bit of indiscriminate kissing isn't going to solve the problem. Soooo what if INSTEAD I kiss Coralee???????? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	CAMPS evercreep 2017-01-07 12:14 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, exactly. You and Ana are two different very appealing options and it didn't work. So. No kissing. No one kiss Cole. Wait, what??? No. No. Why would you??? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	CAMPS auteur 2017-01-07 04:35 pm UTC (link)
	Wait wait wait, do you REALLY think I'm OK no focus you gotta be PRESERVING COLE A. MOSS HERE (Reply to this) (Parent)

	CAMPS sheepishly 2017-01-07 04:19 pm UTC (link)
	~~I wouldn't mind k~~ What does kissing Coralee solve? Sorry... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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auteur
2017-01-07 04:39 pm UTC (link)

AHEM so like obviously what Coralee wants is ATTENTION and some easily manipulated sophomore to do all her bidding. And the problem WE have is we need to get Cole out of her clutches, which is not going to be easy so long as she's focused on sucking his blood dry.

So it's like a DECOY. I jump in, pretend to be in love with her and willing to do anything she wants, and YOU GUYS swoop him and steal Cole away while she's not looking!!!!!

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	CAMPS evercreep 2017-01-07 04:45 pm UTC (link)
	I dislike the idea of putting you in that situation. And it could damage your friendship with Cole. He'll be hurt that you're trying to "fight" him for Coralee if he refuses to let go of this infatuation. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	CAMPS evercreep 2017-01-07 11:44 am UTC (link)
	He doesn't want to. And his interest in Coralee is an active danger to his self-esteem. Ugh, it's really no wonder he's been so down on himself lately if he's been speaking to her all the time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	CAMPS gottaplay 2017-01-07 12:00 pm UTC (link)
	Right? Like I've noticed he seems off. He was offering to make my dress for the dance but kept saying I'd want someone with more experience or that I could trust more. Now I know why he didn't think he was good enough. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	CAMPS (NOW Ennis is finally concerned) sheepishly 2017-01-07 04:13 pm UTC (link)
	But the dresses he made for the play were so beautiful... Did she really tell him he wasn't good enough? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	CAMPS evercreep 2017-01-07 04:31 pm UTC (link)
	Probably not even half as directly as that. You don't have to be obvious to cut a person down, you know. If all she did was verbally abuse him, not even someone as forgiving as Cole would allow this. She'd have scared him away. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: CAMPS lilwitchhazel 2017-01-08 12:55 am UTC (link)
	Plus she's sneaky she probably knows the worst things to say to him to hit juuuust in the right place without being blatant. :\| (Reply to this) (Parent)

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