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Tweak says, "Frank is NOT insane!"

Hazel Temperance Keating (lilwitchhazel) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2017-01-06 22:04:00

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Guys I know some of you aren't excited about parents and shit BUT I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT PARENTS AND SHIT.

[Warded to Susana, Micah, Calvin, and Ennis]

Hey bros of Cole. It's time for real talk.

It has come to my attention that he has completely gone batshit and lost his mind and likes freaking CORALEE MOTHERFUCKING WONG which we all know is just about the worst thing ever for a little sweet weird kid like Cole.

So I think we should save him from the evil clutches of stupid Coralee. Like, for reals save him because this is ridiculous. It’s time for the Cole A. Moss Preservation Squad (CAMPS)!! We’re gonna get him away from evil and in bed (Figuratively. Maybe.) with someone much nicer! As first plan, I propose we make him kiss everyone he knows until he figures out who he likes that isn’t evil! It’s a pretty quick way to get this crap sorted that doesn’t require finesse or whatever. That way we can just all pretend this didn’t happen and Coralee can go back to making freshman miserable and leave Cole alone.

She sent him MACAROONS for christ's sake! She’s up to some evil shit. We’ve got to get going on this fast.

You guys know him way better than me so this’ll obviously go smoother if you help, but honestly I’m gonna do this crap whether you guys want to help or not because this is insane and he is just going to get trampled and that is NOT OK.

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Side note I don’t know if his middle name actually starts with an A but CMPS is just dumb so it’s close enough anyways.

Other side note the team name is technically up for debate but I think it's pretty solid.

[OOC: Hilariously I didn't know his middle name actually does start with an A when I made this up. Happy coincidences!]

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sheepishly
2017-01-08 04:08 am UTC (link)

~~I do mind.~~ Sorry... Some of these tactics ~~are~~ seem ~~really~~ a little manipulative? And I feel like they're going to end up hurting Cole and his trust in us if we go through with them? Isn't that harmful too? I don't think I could look him in the eye, knowing that I've deceived him. But I don't think baiting Coralee is the worst idea? It's better than pretending one of them has a secret admirer... And it might work?

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lilwitchhazel
2017-01-08 11:05 am UTC (link)

Calvin don't be a buttmunch. Nobody's gotta do this and everyone's got different feelings! ~~Even if Ennis is wrong and being stupid.~~ Don't make Ennis feel bad because he's got different feelings - there are enough of us to put plans into action anyways! So he can do whatever he thinks is best. You're probs just being fussy because you're worried about Cole but like.. divided we fall. So cut it out bro.

Ennis! Just don't tell anyone ok?? I think you're 10000% wrong about Coralee but you gotta do you and make your own decisions about stuff! So if you want we can also just like, not include you in these planning things?? Then you don't have to feel bad about knowing stuff ~~and you won't have a chance to rat us out~~. These plans are all kind of about like... not being truthful to Cole but that's because being upfront isn't doing anything, you know? And we wanna help him and sometimes you have to do stuff that doesn't seem like the nicest to help other people. Everyone here has helping Cole as top priority!

Also guys I can hurt his trust in me and do the not fun stuff as much as needed because p sure he's already not thrilled with me asking a million questions about Coralee lol. So I'll bite the bullet where needed!! No one should have to do anything they're not comfortable with, especially because you guys are like... really his friends and are close and stuff and I don't want to take that away from him in our quest to rescue him you know? And I don't like Coralee so I will attract all of her freaking ire when needed bring it on.

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