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Hazel Temperance Keating (lilwitchhazel) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2017-01-06 22:04:00

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Guys I know some of you aren't excited about parents and shit BUT I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT PARENTS AND SHIT.

[Warded to Susana, Micah, Calvin, and Ennis]

Hey bros of Cole. It's time for real talk.

It has come to my attention that he has completely gone batshit and lost his mind and likes freaking CORALEE MOTHERFUCKING WONG which we all know is just about the worst thing ever for a little sweet weird kid like Cole.

So I think we should save him from the evil clutches of stupid Coralee. Like, for reals save him because this is ridiculous. It’s time for the Cole A. Moss Preservation Squad (CAMPS)!! We’re gonna get him away from evil and in bed (Figuratively. Maybe.) with someone much nicer! As first plan, I propose we make him kiss everyone he knows until he figures out who he likes that isn’t evil! It’s a pretty quick way to get this crap sorted that doesn’t require finesse or whatever. That way we can just all pretend this didn’t happen and Coralee can go back to making freshman miserable and leave Cole alone.

She sent him MACAROONS for christ's sake! She’s up to some evil shit. We’ve got to get going on this fast.

You guys know him way better than me so this’ll obviously go smoother if you help, but honestly I’m gonna do this crap whether you guys want to help or not because this is insane and he is just going to get trampled and that is NOT OK.

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Side note I don’t know if his middle name actually starts with an A but CMPS is just dumb so it’s close enough anyways.

Other side note the team name is technically up for debate but I think it's pretty solid.

[OOC: Hilariously I didn't know his middle name actually does start with an A when I made this up. Happy coincidences!]

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lilwitchhazel
2017-01-07 06:28 pm UTC (link)

....bro, I think you're a genius. Since everyone is so against smooching, I think this is a really good idea! Because if he can't register that she's being a dickbag to him, he'll at least be able to see it when she's doing it to other people I bet!!

I'd totally happily get her ire but idk I don't think he cares enough about me to pay enough attention maybe? Like I imagine he'd probably care a bit since he's a marshmallow but it wouldn't hit home as hard.

Also... letter to Coralee might not be the worst idea every because she is SO INTO HERSELF UGH that she'd probably be offended that someone was put off by Cole?? Do you guys know any hot dudes that she might fan herself over???

P.S. Micah you are defs not allowed to sacrifice yourself I don't want her to get the satisfaction of a new ~~loser~~ servant person, and also you don't deserve that.

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evercreep
2017-01-08 03:49 am UTC (link)

~~A genius???~~ I was going to suggest Ennis, but as you can see, he's going to go ahead and sit this one out. It'll have to be someone else. I could do it, but I have [...] a temper. I don't know if I trust myself to not turn it into a fight. ~~Not to mention, I don't even know if he'd choose my side over h~~ Maybe Micah is best after all. Or Susana.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that one of the pureblood boys will be most appealing.

Morales: Probably not convincing as judgemental.
Quayle: This is my pick. Can't you just picture him looking down at us?
Covington: Too quiet, too nice, to utterly disinterested.
Ogletrees 1 & 2: Too young for her to care. She'd want to make them into yet more thralls.
Secret Admirer: If she believes it, it'll be the safest route. She won't be able to confront her 'admirer'.

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lilwitchhazel
2017-01-08 11:14 am UTC (link)

~~Lol 'a temper' like it's so mild~~

Yeah Micah or Susana - who wants to get Coralee pissed off???? Micah this is maybe your only chance to throw yourself under the bus like you seem to be wanting to do. ~~Weirdo.~~

...omg I think Ulysses is a winner. My only worry about like the pure secret admirer thing is that I dunno how much she'll care if she can't see the admirer as an attractive alternative to having slave Cole, you know?? So like... we don't have to outright say it's Ulysses, but I think it's good to just super imply that it's him so that she like.. has a person to view as being worth dropping Cole for (pure blood, smart, cutely prickish). Easier to believe I think??

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