Camp Fortitude

[Kate]

What the actual fuck?

My ears are still ringing. I feel like I have a whisky hangover. You ever had a whisky hangovers? Those suck. A lot.

[Derek]

Consider me cashing in my sick day. Because... ow.

[Enzo and Jordan]

Dear sweet roomies,

I know we haven't talked much because of all of the amazing fog fun we've been having here, but any chance either of you have a secret stash of alcohol you'd share with your housemate? I could really use a drink.

~ Your devilishly handsome newbie housemate

[Chris]

Hey, thanks for the assist, man. About the whole thing You don't Migraines can be a bitch.

Okay...those of you who've been here a while, is this normal? It doesn't feel normal

Or have you ever seen anything like this before?

[Beacon Hills]

Guys, I don't know what any of this is, but it doesn't feel right. At all.

I feel like someone's going to die - I feel -

I don't know. Be careful, okay? Everybody?

Well, that was fun.

Sorry about the show to the two guarding the gate. But c'mon. You want to try to tell me that you've never shown up in another world butt naked? No? Just me? 'Kay, cool.

I'm Nick.

Also, don't want to alarm anyone, but in case you haven't realized... As I was heading in, the vast majority of the wildlife was getting the hell out of dodge.

Could be the fog. It's probably the fog. If it weren't for the thick smell of death in the air


[OOC: Whoever wants to say they were on guard, feel free!]

Something smells seems weird about this cold and this fog.

I'm going to go see what's up.

I feel useless So, I guess being a farmer isn't that bad. Still not used to this place, though.

DEREK.
You heard from that Caitlin girl? Haven't heard shape-shifter crap or anything around since we had the run in.

Snagged some tomatoes. I have no idea what we're going to do with them, but they look good. So you're pretty much going to eat them and like them.

I'm going a little nuts being confined in here, though.

So I guess I should probably introduce myself to the camp so no one has to wonder who the new guy is. Sup, I'm Peter, I'm the one with the really cool helmet. I'll also probably be the guy you hear singing random stuff which may or may not include Disney, don't judge, they're classics too.

I've been placed on the Charlie defense team and it looks like I'm rooming with a Chris Argent.

Down side: This place definitely isn't Paris.

Up side: This place definitely doesn't have the weather of Paris.

And apparently I'm the handyman here? So if you need something built or fixed, I'm seemingly your guy. Also, therapist. I'm apparently the therapist. How does that make you feel?

[Teen Wolf]

So. Guys.

Nobody died this time thank god, but what if next time somebody does? I can't control the banshee stuff. And if I scream there's no way to hide it in a place this small.

[Parrish]

I think I'm going to take Derek up on his offer of teaching people to fight,

All Patrols. The perimeter is breached, multiple locations. Northeast and Southwest fences affected so far. Anyone not already at those two locations check the remaining fence. Call for backup if needed.

Cisco, the power is fluctuating. Are we looking at a system wide failure?

We have a perimeter breach in South West Section 1. Four unfriendlies. Requesting backup.


[Lydia]

Barricade yourself in the townhouse and don't budge until you hear from me again.

Okay. This is interesting.

Pretty high on the list of strange things happening.

Shockingly...still not the weirdest thing that's ever happened to me. She said there were other people from Beacon Hills? Cora?