Camp Fortitude

Is there a pattern of arrivals or is it completely random? Is that a stupid question? It's probably a stupid question, sorry...

For everyone working External, I'm apparently the new guy, so if you need me for anything in particular, I'm here. I have a feeling I'd be more useful in the tech department but that's not where I was put so I'll do my best.

I'm Barry, by the way. This is going great. Great intro. 10/10. Can I go home yet?

This just in: "they're itchy, though!" is not a valid excuse for trying to take out your own stitches because I can promise it'll feel even worse when I inevitably have to put them back in again.

Is it Friday yet? :(

CARE.

Also, I found out who the new lab technician is. I'll give you three guesses and the first two don't count. It's been that kind of day.