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This can't be right.

...I think I should be dead.

I put some pots and bowls outside to collect some of the rain water, so be mindful if you step outside in the back.

Right...so I never bloody do anything like this mostly because Siri is more the social idiot of the groupbut there seems to be a lot of bleeding shite going on.Well, more then I'm bleeding used to at anyrate.

Anyway, I think we should start some witch to wizard support group.Safety in numbers and all that rot.Or, you know, just to bleeding see if we can all put our ruddy heads together and help each other and the mugglesfigure this out?

[Hexxed private to the Maruaders.Lily and Harry can answer to]

Blimey I don't think I've ever seen so much blood in my life, Not even when we hexxed that Slyerthin class.

Oi!Siri, Mooney Tail, you lot alright?Think maybe we should band together and do some poking 'round? safety in numbers or whatever it is the muggles say.

Also, we should find a place to finish the map.Even if we can't bleeding catch the wanker offin' all these people, maybe we can see who's doing it?

Well this is certainly not where I expected to wake up this morning; Sirius? James? Peter?Amelia?

Bloody hell, Siri what have you done now?I swear if this is some sort of revenge for the christmas party you'll never hear the end of it!

Right.What sort of weird place is this then?

I am going to die here alone.

What will Moony and Prongs do without more? Poor Bastards. What is Peter tries to replace me?! Fuck him, I'm irreplaceable.

fuck, fucking, fucken, fucked, fuckin'...ARGH!

James... Remus... This isn't funny anymore. I thought you two loved me, well not really but if it would work I'd say it. Seriously guys, I'm not joking I'm scared something tried to bite me when I was in the forest- and it wasn't a mosquito. WHY ARE THERE CANNIBALS AFTER ME?! And the fucking bloody Lestranges are here. Lucky I have my wand.

Prongs be a mate, let me out of here! I'll buy you chocolate Remus, and not the cheap one either. Well maybe the cheap one, and I'll put it in a nice box; but it won't look cheap.

Very funny Prongs, Moony if you were in on this- you're funny too- but I'm gonna kill you, unless you come and get me, right now! Why can't I apparate? You guys have to show me how you did this- on Peter, not me. This place is worse than my bedroom.