Networking for Don't Scream

Okay, this may seem really forward, but I don't care.

Anyone wanna sleep with me?

Damn, I just remembered seeing Marco's body recently. He was really nice. Cute, too Probably could have had him He was interesting, a former class president. I was that in school too. But dammit, so much death. I hate this. Feels even more dangerous than usual, and that's saying something. I'm willing to help take care of the bodies. People don't need to see that.

[Filtered to any vampires]
I figured I would make an offer to your kind, which is why this is private to you. But I'm willing to donate any of my blood that may be needed for sustenance. I have given to one of the vampires named Damon, so I'm okay with giving to others too. I can also guarantee that my blood is also much more satisfying than that of a human.

What is this place? Tree houses? I know this is definitely not London or Bristol. Or even New York. I really need to get out of here! I was supposed to get on a plane to NYC, so I can check out Broadway. That's where I want to end up. But.. this. I've never been here before.

Well good morning to you too, mystery killer.