Networking for Don't Scream

So this is how my friends felt living in those camps?

Right...so I never bloody do anything like this mostly because Siri is more the social idiot of the groupbut there seems to be a lot of bleeding shite going on.Well, more then I'm bleeding used to at anyrate.

Anyway, I think we should start some witch to wizard support group.Safety in numbers and all that rot.Or, you know, just to bleeding see if we can all put our ruddy heads together and help each other and the mugglesfigure this out?

[Hexxed private to the Maruaders.Lily and Harry can answer to]

Blimey I don't think I've ever seen so much blood in my life, Not even when we hexxed that Slyerthin class.

Oi!Siri, Mooney Tail, you lot alright?Think maybe we should band together and do some poking 'round? safety in numbers or whatever it is the muggles say.

Also, we should find a place to finish the map.Even if we can't bleeding catch the wanker offin' all these people, maybe we can see who's doing it?

James? Harry? Please be alright.

[Private to Lily and Harry]

Me, Siri, and Mooney tail are having a get together thing tommorrow.Were gonna make a map of this place, like the map we made of the school.I thought it be better if everyone was there, you know in case something goes wrong.

[Double triple hexxed private to Lily]

Lils?Are you doing alright?I heard something bloody rumors about the food..

It's a full moon tonight. Fuck.

[Private to Siri and Remus]

So I met my son.Well, I guess he'd be my future son?and Lily

Think we can russle up enough magic to make a map of this place, like we did with the hogwarts one?It be 4 us this time, Harry wants to help, and I figured we could use an extra pair of hands.

Why are you calling our son a git? He's very upset.

...Whoever is responsible for sending me here in the middle of a Quidditch match is so much trouble...

This has dirty, under-handed Slytherin prank written all over it.

This is not Gryffindor Common Room....

What is this strange place? I was flying out of the school with my twin brother George and all of a sudden I am here. I really don't understand. As long as there's no Professor Umbridge here I'll be fine.

Well this is certainly not where I expected to wake up this morning; Sirius? James? Peter?Amelia?

Bloody hell, Siri what have you done now?I swear if this is some sort of revenge for the christmas party you'll never hear the end of it!

Right.What sort of weird place is this then?