Networking for Don't Scream

Well that was a fascinating piece of research. I have learned so many new things about the female body.

Fascinating.

I have so many charts drawn up.

This feeling is very odd.

This place is mind boggling.

And I don't like having my mind boggled.

I am at a lost of what to do here?

People are dying? Food is limited and I really want a drink. And to be back home, even to see Leonard.

Good lord, what fresh hell is this?

I would suspect I am hallucinating but my mind would think up a place a lot better than this.

Something more like Sheldonopolis.

The only other logical explanation I can find is that I've stumbled into a parallel universe.

At least I'm not dancing.