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31st-Dec-2015 01:37 am - Before and After (an HP fic)
Title: Before and After
Author: LadyBelz
Summary: Before Harry found out he was a wizard, he was The Freak. After he found out he was The Boy Who Lived, it only took one person to remind him of his proper place in the world.
Characters: Harry Potter, Severus Snape, Albus Dumbledore, Various
Crossover: Addams Family and Bewitched.
Genre: AU from 1st year on.
Rating: Starts off G and may go up.
Warnings: Dumbledore/Snape/Weasley Bashing most likely, language
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers, including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Author Note: This is my first time trying to write a full-length HP fic in a very long time.

Before and After

Chapter 1: What Came Before

Before Harry found out he was a wizard, he was known throughout his hometown of Little Whinging, Surrey as "Freak", "Boy", or "That Strange Potter Child". He was the "discard", the one no one wanted...the one no one wanted to know. Orphaned before he was 2 years old and left on a doorstep in the middle of the night with only a thin blanket to protect him from the elements. Tossed into a cupboard under the stairs like and unwanted box and making friends with the spiders that hid in the eaves of the stairwell.

Where Divergence Occurs... )
19th-Nov-2011 10:41 pm - Free At Last
Title: Free At Last
Author: Lady B
Summary: He's done. The Wizarding World can go hang themselves for all he cares. And woe be the one who tries to drag him back.
Characters/Pairings: TBD
Rating: Starts at PG13 but may go up.
Timeline: Takes place a few weeks after the DoM battle. 6th year fic.
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. Some rich, blonde, English woman does. I'm just playing in her backyard.
Author's Note: This was a plot bunny submitted to the Plot Bunnies Yahoo Group. I thought I'd give it a go. Please tell me if you think I should continue it. This is the first thing I've attempted to write in nearly 7 months.

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And it starts with a letter... )
15th-May-2008 09:09 am - Oh Shit!!!
The Bunnies have attacked again!! And Derek helped!!

*Cracks open OpenOffice and gets to work!*
21st-Feb-2008 11:43 pm - Plot Bunny (not mine)
This plot bunny comes by way of Sothavy, a member of the Yahoo Group Plot Bunnies. It sounds interesting and I've been bitten by the bunny.

Here's the premise...

I have a plot bunny where Harry never gets caught in a prank. It becomes a big contest on who can successfully prank Harry. Nobody is able to until one day when Harry is spectacularly pranked. Later it turned out that Harry was the one who pranked himself (to get people to stop pranking him). When they (or one person) finds out, they decide that Harry is Prank King (or something like that.)
16th-Feb-2008 12:15 pm - Who remembers...
So...remember that fic I started some time ago loosely based on "Equus"?

I kind of have an idea for the next chapter, and I know I said that a former lover of Harry's was going to arrive on scene, but I gave it some thought and decided to change it to Harry's half-brother/sister. Draco's going to be EXTREMELY jealous thinking it's a former lover and Harry's going to have to get a "hand"le on his blond lover (*waggles eyebrows*). I smell a-spankin coming on!

Now...to think of a name...what goes good with [First Name] [Middle Name] Riddle (yes, it's Lily and Tom's offspring - although, I should probably go back and see when James was killed so I can make the brat the right age)?

Dammit, I really need to work on those 3 fest fics I haven't started yet. Plus the next chapter of Star-Crossed.

9th-Feb-2008 07:25 am - Dammit, Derek!!!!!!!!
Derek I am SO GONNA KICK YOUR ASS RIGHT NOW!!!oneoneelevenone

D: Why, sweetcheeks?

How could you? Do you know how crazy it sounds?

D: You liked it, admit it. Just thinking of it makes you hot.


D: Ha! Admit it! You like it!!

You do realize that Harry, and quite possibly Severus...not to mention Ron and Draco will probably come after us and lynch the shit out of us, right? And don't get me started on Molly.

D (*pauses*): Oh...didn't quite think of that.

No shit!

D: Too late now, sweetcheeks. The seeds have been planted and sown so you're going to have to deal with it. I've a cabana boy to pound.

(*watches muse run after naked cabana boy*) Dammit! I hate when he does that shit to me.

*Looks at friends list*

Anyone want some Lucius/Arthur man-love?

6th-Jan-2008 08:59 am - The Bunny Has Struck Again!!!!!!!!!!

Stay Tuned.
7th-Nov-2007 10:07 am - Ideas for Christmas fic
I got an idea for the Christmas fic last night while I was at work. But I need a bit of help with something.

Gifts for Harry.

What do you think?

Now here's the kicker. It's got to be things he's always wanted when he was growing up with Dudley but he never got to have because Dudley got all the presents and he didn't.

I need about 10 to 12 gift ideas, and they have to be muggle. No magical gifts whatsoever.

I guess I should mention this story takes place 7th year and I'm ignoring HBP and DH. Voldy bit the dust at the end of Harry's 6th year.
19th-Oct-2007 01:41 pm - *New Fic* The Virgin Harry
Something I started about a week ago...I couldn't help it.

Damn bunnies.

Title: The Virgin Harry
Chapter: 1/?
Author: Lady B
Pairing(s): Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Genre: Drama, Romance
Rating: Will be rated per chapter; this chapter - PG13
Warnings: M/M relationship, language, MPreg
Summary: Harry, along with Draco, is the victim of a prank gone wrong. And boy is it wrong on so many levels, the least of which is the fact that Harry's a virgin.
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters and plots from the Harry Potterverse belong to JK Rowling and various publishing companies and movie studios. I am not making any money from this. I am simply doing this for the fun of it. Any plot devices and original characters belong to me alone and are simply a figment of my imagination.
Author's Note: My take on the story of The Virgin Mary. This story has no religious connection other than the title.

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It was a typical Monday morning for Harry Potter at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry: wake up, take a shower, get dressed, grab his books for class and head down to breakfast with his friends. Sit in his usual spot at Gryffindor table and dish himself up two slices of bacon, two tablespoons of scrambled eggs, two slices of buttered toast with strawberry jam and a tall glass of cold pumpkin juice. Discuss with Hermione whatever lies The Daily Prophet decided to print about him and watch her yell at Ron for not finishing his Transfiguration assignment.

But this day was about to become anything but typical. And it all started when Ravenclaw decided to start a food fight with the Slytherins.

Everyone watched this phenomenon occur, shocked that the Ravenclaws would dare such a thing. Even the teachers were stunned as food flew between the two houses.

Unseen by all, as distracted as they were, someone poured something into Harry's drink and mumbled a charm to activate the ingredients within before smoothly walking away.

McGonagall finally regained control, docking massive points from both Houses before breakfast resumed. Hermione noticed they didn't have much time to get to class and Harry drank down his juice in a rush and followed the rest of his classmates.

He didn't see the smirk that graced the face of the one who had doctored his juice.

He was unaware of the chaos that was about to visit his life.

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Read more... )
16th-Sep-2007 07:01 am - Help?
Okay...I may have missed something when I was reading, but in the (*dreaded*) epilogue of DH....who the heck is Victorie and how are they related to the other Potter children? James stated they were cousins, so who's kid is she?

The reason I'm asking is because a few weeks ago, I was working on one of my prompts for [info]50harlequins, and I swore up and down that I wasn't going to use any of the kids in any future story but this prompt was too good to pass up on it (bonus points if you guess which prompt) and now I desperately need this info so I don't mess up something in my plot.
15th-Sep-2007 02:55 pm - *Plot Bunny*
Originally posted 05.05.2006

I just realized I hadn't posted today...can't let that happen!

So...The Evil Plot Bunny of Doomâ„¢ has struck again, and I find myself starting another new multi-chapter fic.

Summary: The war was over. The new Minister of Magic, Kingsley Shacklebolt and his assistant, Hermione Granger - with the help of pardoned former Death Eater, Severus Snape - discovering that their world contained more than 90% of gay wizards, have begun a new program called The Male Donor Program. This program would allow any gay male the chance to have children through sperm donation from a fellow wizard, who's identity remains anonymous until the procedure is deemed a success. Once it is established that there is a successful procreation, a paternity spell is done to locate the other father. Once located, the program participant is legally bound to contact said father on their child's eleventh birthday and their introduction to Hogwarts. Draco Malfoy, now 21 years old and the last surviving Malfoy, becomes the program's first volunteer in order to continue his line.

I really need to find a shorter summary lol. I even started writing the first chapter...on paper...while watching "The Bourne Identity".

Hand cramps suck.
11th-Sep-2007 04:51 am - Plot Bunnies....
Pairing #1: Harry/Draco
Idea: Draco thinks Harry's cheating on him, when in actuality, Harry's trying to get up the nerve to propose marriage.
Prompt: "If you think I'd stay with you after what I just read, you're crazier than I thought!"

Pairing #2: Severus/Remus
Idea: Remus walks in on Harry & Draco having lewd sex, when he had no idea they were even a couple, and talks to Severus about what he saw (Sev already knew about H/D).
Prompt: "Well what do you suggest?"
19th-Aug-2007 08:40 am - Le Plot Bunny
This has been running around in my head since just before Christmas and I would attempt it myself but I already have enough on my plate lol. So if anyone is interested, feel free.

If anyone has ever seen the Bill Murray movie "Groundhog Day" you may see where I am going with this.

Title: The Day That Would Not Die
Premise: What if you had to live one day of your life over and over again until you got it right?
Summary: Draco's organized world suddenly takes a detour and he has to live one day over and over again until he gets it right. What starts out as a journey of mishaps, misadventures and humiliation, soon turns into a journey of self-discovery and later...love. Will Draco make things right in the end or will he be stuck in Limbo forever?

1. Pairing must be Top!Draco/Bottom!Harry.
2. Slash is definitely a bonus.
3. Can be magical or non-magical.
4. Draco must be the one who's living the same day over and over again.
5. Must be sometime after the war is over.

I'd love to read this if you use it.
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