WHERE YOUR DARKEST DESIRES COME OUT TO PLAY!
Want to get naughty with me?
Dammit, Derek!!!!!!!! 
9th-Feb-2008 07:25 am
Derek I am SO GONNA KICK YOUR ASS RIGHT NOW!!!oneoneelevenone

D: Why, sweetcheeks?

How could you? Do you know how crazy it sounds?

D: You liked it, admit it. Just thinking of it makes you hot.

Well...

D: Ha! Admit it! You like it!!

You do realize that Harry, and quite possibly Severus...not to mention Ron and Draco will probably come after us and lynch the shit out of us, right? And don't get me started on Molly.

D (*pauses*): Oh...didn't quite think of that.

No shit!

D: Too late now, sweetcheeks. The seeds have been planted and sown so you're going to have to deal with it. I've a cabana boy to pound.

(*watches muse run after naked cabana boy*) Dammit! I hate when he does that shit to me.


*Looks at friends list*

Anyone want some Lucius/Arthur man-love?

Comments 
9th-Feb-2008 12:26 pm (UTC)
What the hell?! Your muse is so strange!
9th-Feb-2008 02:18 pm (UTC)
You ain't whistlin' Dixie!

Lmao!
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