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| Title: Inspected by No. 13Author: Clell65619 Archived @: FanficAuthors.net Chapters: 3 Status: Complete Genre: Humor Timeline: The Triwiz Tourney Pairings: Harry/OFC Summary: The night before the first task, Harry discovers that his plan to out fly the dragon is doomed to failure. With no other choice, he makes a desperate play that actually works. Sometimes, escaping can be a trap of it's own. Lady B's Observations: Had me laughing from beginning to end. | |
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|  Title: It Only Seems Kinky The First Time Author: Lady B Characters: Hermione Granger-Weasley, Remus Lupin Rating: This definitely falls under the NC17 rating. Word Count: 3000+ words...Derek (my bitchy gay muse) stole the story away from me. Genre: AU where Tonks & Snape died, Remus lived, and Hermione & Ron are divorced. Warnings: Violence, nearly non-con, slight bestiality (blink and you'll miss it), slight D/s, anal sex, het sex, oral sex, language and lots and lots of smut. And a small plotty thing near the end. Written for: Insanejournal's Bringing Back The Porn Challenge 2010 Summary: There was a reason why Severus Snape was the only one who could successfully brew the Wolfsbane potion... Dislaimer: Characters are the property of JK Rowling, et al. Author's Note: Holy Fuck! I wrote het! And dirty het at that! - - - ( Click It...If You Dare!! ) | |
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| Title: Rogue of the Rune Heart Author: Belinda aka Lady B Genre: Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Romance, Action, Adventure Rating: R Summary: She was a princess with the heart of a warrior. He was a space pilot with the heart of a knight. When the fates conspire against them, will they be able to withstand the pressure? Disclaimer: This is an original work of fiction. All characters and plot lines are mine alone. 1.Andras, Supreme Ruler of the Kingdom of the Four Lances, stared at the paper in his hand, a frown on his face and fear in his heart. He looked at the person that delivered the news to him. "Are you sure of this?" he asked, his voice betraying nothing. "As sure as I am of the sun rising in the morn, My Lord." came the smooth reply. Andras took a moment to think. "And what of the messenger?" "Dead, My Lord. A necessary thing, I assure you." "I see." "What shall we do, My Lord? The princess must be protected at all costs, if this note is to be believed." "Call the Council. I will meet with them in a few hours to get their opinions." "As you wish." the man bowed and turned to leave. "And Akor?" Andras called. The man known as Akor turned to look back. "Tell no one of this. Secrecy is of the utmost importance." "As you will it, Sire." Akor bowed and left. If anyone had been looking at him then, they would have wondered about the smirk firmly planted on his face. ( Read more... )Thoughts, opinions? :) | |
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| Sorry guys and gals...I need a serious break from fandom at the moment. I found this on one of my cds and decided to see if inspiration strikes.Title: Closer Than Yesterday (originally titled Fourth Times A Charm) Author: Lady B Date Started: July.14.2003 Date Picked Up Again: June.07.2009 Genre: Original Het Rating: R Summary: Zander loved Ava, but couldn't take that final step to make her a permanent part of his life, so he ran away...again. For Ava, being stood up at the altar for the third time was the last straw and she has written Zander out of her life, seemingly for good. When Zander comes back to town, determined to cross that line, will Ava take him back, or is it too little, too late? Disclaimer: This is an original work of fiction. Any reference to real persons of interest are wholly coincidental. All characters are from my own imagination. I am not making money from this fic...darn it. - - - I may not be there yet, but I'm closer than I was yesterday. ~Author Unknown Summer...2001... It was supposed to be the happiest day of her life. And for the third time, it turned into a disaster. Ava stared down at the miles of white Vera Wang in her hands, gently rubbing the gold brocade trim that had taken nearly two weeks to sew. The flowers that made up her bouquet, flown in from Hawaii only hours before were slowly wilting on the bench next to her. Around her, friends and family milled about the antechamber of the church she should have been getting married in, the buzz of their conversations passing through her ears in a fog. ( Read more... ) | |
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| Title: Just A Girl Author: Lady B Genre: AU Het Pairing: Draco/Girl!Harry Rating for this chapter: PG13 Summary: Lily Potter was the top of her class in Charms and Hexes. With a bit of creativity and a spell from an ancient relative, she cast a spell upon Harry the moment she died, thereby ensuring that her child would survive. Only no one understood the nature of her spell and its long-term effects. Is the Wizarding World prepared to deal with...A Girl Who Lived? Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended. Author's Note: Yes this is het. I know I said I'd never write one again, but my bunny was chomping at my heels for this. I'm not following the books/movies much and there will be time-line jumps. - - - Chapter 11: The Best Defense...There was an air of excitement as the Gryffindor/Slytherin Fifth Years made their way to their first full DADA class without Umbridge. They had enjoyed their combined Defense/Potions classes immensely but they missed learning about new spells and hexes. ( Read More... ) | |
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| Title: Just A Girl Author: Lady B Genre: AU Het Pairing: Draco/Girl!Harry Rating for this chapter: PG13 Summary: Lily Potter was the top of her class in Charms and Hexes. With a bit of creativity and a spell from an ancient relative, she cast a spell upon Harry the moment she died, thereby ensuring that her child would survive. Only no one understood the nature of her spell and its long-term effects. Is the Wizarding World prepared to deal with...A Girl Who Lived? Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended. Author's Note: Yes this is het. I know I said I'd never write one again, but my bunny was chomping at my heels for this. I'm not following the books/movies much and there will be time-line jumps. I dedicate this chapter to Love is the key to the world at Fanfiction.net, who was the inspiration for Hogwarts new DADA teacher.- - - Chapter 10: America Comes To Hogwarts...Severus's combined classes were doing so surprisingly well that even Neville managed to get a passing grade on one of the hardest tests they'd had so far that year. Severus knew he couldn't teach both classes for long, but he enjoyed them all the same. ( Read more... ) | |
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| Title: Just A Girl Author: Lady B Genre: AU Het Pairing: Draco/Girl!Harry Rating for this chapter: PG13 Summary: Lily Potter was the top of her class in Charms and Hexes. With a bit of creativity and a spell from an ancient relative, she cast a spell upon Harry the moment she died, thereby ensuring that her child would survive. Only no one understood the nature of her spell and its long-term effects. Is the Wizarding World prepared to deal with...A Girl Who Lived? Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended. Author's Note: Yes this is het. I know I said I'd never write one again, but my bunny was chomping at my heels for this. I'm not following the books/movies much and there will be time-line jumps. - - - Chapter 9: Another Battle, Another Farce...Three weeks into term, and Harry already hated the new Defense teacher with a passion rivaling her sub-hatred for Dumbledore. Delores Umbridge, Ministry lackey and spy for Minister Fudge was proving to the students at large that she didn't know one bloody thing about Defense Against The Dark Arts. The woman had taken an instant dislike to Harry for no reason other than the fact that she was Harry Potter. And the class was turning into the biggest joke of all. And Harry had had enough. ( Read more... ) | |
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| Title: Just A Girl Author: Lady B Genre: AU Het Pairing: Draco/Girl!Harry Rating for this chapter: PG Summary: Lily Potter was the top of her class in Charms and Hexes. With a bit of creativity and a spell from an ancient relative, she cast a spell upon Harry the moment she died, thereby ensuring that her child would survive. Only no one understood the nature of her spell and its long-term effects. Is the Wizarding World prepared to deal with...A Girl Who Lived? Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended. Author's Note: Yes this is het. I know I said I'd never write one again, but my bunny was chomping at my heels for this. I'm not following the books/movies much and there will be time-line jumps. - - - Chapter 8: Another Year Begins...Stepping through the barrier at 9¾ was a bit like coming home. Harry smiled when she spotted Pansy waiting by the train. She made her way toward the girl, who waved when they spotted one another. ( Read more... ) | |
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| Title: Just A Girl Author: Lady B Genre: AU Het Pairing: Draco/Girl!Harry Rating for this chapter: PG Summary: Lily Potter was the top of her class in Charms and Hexes. With a bit of creativity and a spell from an ancient relative, she cast a spell upon Harry the moment she died, thereby ensuring that her child would survive. Only no one understood the nature of her spell and its long-term effects. Is the Wizarding World prepared to deal with...A Girl Who Lived? Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended. Author's Note: Yes this is het. I know I said I'd never write one again, but my bunny was chomping at my heels for this. I'm not following the books/movies much and there will be time-line jumps. - - - Chapter 7: Honorable MentionDumbledore entered Courtroom Ten promptly at 8 to the stares of the full Board, including Lucius Malfoy. The spectator's stands were also full of people and reporters who did not want to miss a moment. He looked at Amelia Bones, who was to be the Arbitrator. ( Read more... ) | |
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| Title: Just A Girl Author: Lady B Genre: AU Het Pairing: Draco/Girl!Harry Rating for this chapter: PG Summary: Lily Potter was the top of her class in Charms and Hexes. With a bit of creativity and a spell from an ancient relative, she cast a spell upon Harry the moment she died, thereby ensuring that her child would survive. Only no one understood the nature of her spell and its long-term effects. Is the Wizarding World prepared to deal with...A Girl Who Lived? Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended. Author's Note: Yes this is het. I know I said I'd never write one again, but my bunny was chomping at my heels for this. I'm not following the books/movies much and there will be time-line jumps. - - - Chapter 6: Participation is Required...But Not Necessarily RequestedHarry took a short nap like she had promised and upon noticing the time, groggily made her way to the Great Hall for dinner. Walking through the semi-dark dungeon corridors gave her a sense of peace and calm she'd never felt before. As she was about to climb the stairs, the quiet sounds of someone crying caught her attention. She followed the sound down a corridor that was barely used and came to a locked door. She tried the handle but the door wouldn't budge. She waved her wand, discovering an simple locking spell, and quickly removed it. She opened the door and saw a young girl, a first year from the looks of her, sitting on the floor. "Hello." Harry stated. The girl looked up, quickly wiping her tears when she noticed Harry's Slytherin crest. "Hi." the girl sniffled. ( Read more... ) | |
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| Title: Just A Girl Author: Lady B Genre: AU Het Pairing: Draco/Girl!Harry Rating for this chapter: PG13 Summary: Lily Potter was the top of her class in Charms and Hexes. With a bit of creativity and a spell from an ancient relative, she cast a spell upon Harry the moment she died, thereby ensuring that her child would survive. Only no one understood the nature of her spell and its long-term effects. Is the Wizarding World prepared to deal with...A Girl Who Lived? Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended. Author's Note: Yes this is het. I know I said I'd never write one again, but my bunny was chomping at my heels for this. I'm not following the books/movies much and there will be time-line jumps. - - - Chapter 5: MeetingsAll eyes in the room turned toward Severus and Harry. There was instant silence as looks passed between Harry and the others, assessing each others worth. ( Read more... )Missed the beginning? ..::.. Prologue..:.. Chapter 1..::.. Chapter 2..::.. Chapter 3..::.. Chapter 4..::.. If anyone can find me a decent, HQ picture of Harry as a Girl, I will love you forever. | |
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| Title: Just A Girl Author: Lady B Genre: AU Het Pairing: Draco/Girl!Harry Rating for this chapter: PG Summary: Lily Potter was the top of her class in Charms and Hexes. With a bit of creativity and a spell from an ancient relative, she cast a spell upon Harry the moment she died, thereby ensuring that her child would survive. Only no one understood the nature of her spell and its long-term effects. Is the Wizarding World prepared to deal with...A Girl Who Lived? Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended. Author's Note: Yes this is het. I know I said I'd never write one again, but my bunny was chomping at my heels for this. I'm not following the books/movies much and there will be time-line jumps. - - - Chapter 4: Idle Threats"There is a Potter in Slytherin, Albus! I won't have it! Put him – her somewhere else!" Severus had been ranting ever since he'd come to. ( Read more... )..::.. Chapter 5..::.. Missed the beginning? ..::.. Prologue..:.. Chapter 1..::.. Chapter 2..::.. Chapter 3..::.. | |
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| Title: Just A Girl Author: Lady B Genre: AU Het Pairing: Draco/Girl!Harry Rating for this chapter: PG Summary: Lily Potter was the top of her class in Charms and Hexes. With a bit of creativity and a spell from an ancient relative, she cast a spell upon Harry the moment she died, thereby ensuring that her child would survive. Only no one understood the nature of her spell and its long-term effects. Is the Wizarding World prepared to deal with...A Girl Who Lived? Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended. Author's Note: Yes this is het. I know I said I'd never write one again, but my bunny was chomping at my heels for this. I'm not following the books/movies much and there will be time-line jumps. - - - Chapter 3: Harry Comes HomeOver the next three years, searches were conducted by everyone capable of holding a wand in the search for The Boy Who Lived. It was like pulling blood from a stone. Not even Lucius Malfoy's Ministry contacts could locate the boy and everyone was become discouraged. ( Read more... )BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ..::.. Chapter 4..::.. Missed the beginning? ..::.. Prologue..:.. Chapter 1..::.. Chapter 2..::.. | |
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| Title: Just A Girl Author: Lady B Genre: AU Het Pairing: Draco/Girl!Harry Rating for this chapter: PG Summary: Lily Potter was the top of her class in Charms and Hexes. With a bit of creativity and a spell from an ancient relative, she cast a spell upon Harry the moment she died, thereby ensuring that her child would survive. Only no one understood the nature of her spell and its long-term effects. Is the Wizarding World prepared to deal with...A Girl Who Lived? Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended. Author's Note: Yes this is het. I know I said I'd never write one again, but my bunny was chomping at my heels for this. I'm not following the books/movies much and there will be time-line jumps. - - - Chapter 2: The SearchThe following morning, Albus called a staff meeting. He waited until all the teachers were assembled in his office before he began. "I've checked over the student registry. Harry Potter's name is missing." "How do you know it was there in the first place?" Severus asked. "I addressed and sent his letter myself, Severus." Severus sat back with a scowl on his face. "So what do you propose, Albus?" Filius asked. ( Read more... )Missed the beginning? ..::.. Prologue..:.. Chapter 1..::.. This story is amusing me in the most silly ways. LoL! | |
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| Title: Just A Girl Author: Lady B Genre: AU Het Pairing: Draco/Girl!Harry Rating for this chapter: PG Summary: Lily Potter was the top of her class in Charms and Hexes. With a bit of creativity and a spell from an ancient relative, she cast a spell upon Harry the moment she died, thereby ensuring that her child would survive. Only no one understood the nature of her spell and its long-term effects. Is the Wizarding World prepared to deal with...A Girl Who Lived? Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended. Author's Note: Yes this is het. I know I said I'd never write one again, but my bunny was chomping at my heels for this. I'm not following the books/movies much and there will be time-line jumps. - - - Chapter 1: 2 Letters, 1 ChoiceThe mail flap rattled in the entry way, causing everyone to look up from their brunch. "Get the mail, please, Harry." Vernon stated to his niece. "Right away, Uncle Vernon." Harry smiled, getting to her feet. "Check and see if my new periodical came." Dudley called after. Harry just rolled her eyes. ( The letters... )..::.. Chapter 2..::.. Missed the beginning? ..::.. Prologue..:.. | |
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| I know I said I was going to take a break after "Star-Crossed" but Derek and his friend Plot Bunny gang banged me (and not in a good way). LoL! And can you believe it's het!?!?!?!? Title: Just A Girl Author: Lady B Genre: AU Het Pairing: Draco/Girl!Harry Rating for this chapter: PG Summary: Lily Potter was the top of her class in Charms and Hexes. With a bit of creativity and a spell from an ancient relative, she cast a spell upon Harry the moment she died, thereby ensuring that her child would survive. Only no one understood the nature of her spell and its long-term effects. Is the Wizarding World prepared to deal with...A Girl Who Lived? Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended. Author's Note: Yes this is het. I know I said I'd never write one again, but my bunny was chomping at my heels for this. I'm not following the books/movies much and there will be time-line jumps. - - - Prologue.
Hello. My name is Harry Potter. I'm 11 years old and I live with my mother's sister, Petunia, her husband, Vernon and their son, Dudley at 4 Privet Drive in Surrey, England. I came to them when I was but 15 months old, at the death of my parents, James and Lily Potter. They were killed by an evil man named Voldemort. I was told he wanted to spare my mum, but she was having none of that. She died protecting me...and activated a spell on me that would protect me the rest of my days. Albus Dumbledore, who placed me with my relatives in the first place, was unaware of the exact nature of the spell.
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| Title: Actions Are Louder Than Words Author: Lady B Pairing: Harry/Draco, Ginny/Draco Rating: NC17 Warnings: slight non-con, language, m/m, slight het, wanking, voyeur!Harry, voyeur!Ginny Summary: Never in a million years did Draco Malfoy imagine coming awake to see Ginny Weasley's mouth on his cock. What the hell is he going to do now? Answer: Absolutely Nothing! Disclaimer: All recognizable characters and plots from the Harry Potterverse belong to JK Rowling and various publishing companies and movie studios. I am not making any money from this. I am simply doing this for the fun of it. Any plot devices and original characters belong to me alone and are simply a figment of my imagination. Author's Note: Just a bit of craziness that came to me – you guessed it – sitting on the loo at work. Using this week's ![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/community.gif) awdt prompt: What do you want from me?- - - Wrapped in the arms of Morpheus, Draco Malfoy was dreaming. It wasn't his usual dreams of world domination and hundreds of muscled, oiled men at his disposal. It was dreams of sinfully pink lips surrounding the throbbing flesh between his legs. Of calloused, Quidditch-toned fingers stroking and rolling his balls in their loving embrace. ( Read more... ) | |
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| Originally posted November 24, 2004 on a long-forgotten blog
Title: Blinded Desire
Author: Lady B
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Anonymous Het
Disclaimer: This is an original work, please do not take.
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The sound of running water masked his footsteps as he made his way deeper into the house. He peeked around the corner of the stairs and saw her naked body, silhouetted in shadow through the steamy window of the shower. He quickly discarded his clothes, his throbbing manhood begging for attention. Step by step, he inched his way toward her, more and more of her body revealed to him through the shower door.
He quickly opened the door and stepped in, the door closing quietly behind him. She had not heard his approach, lost in the throes of some fantasy she was having as she slowly massaged her body. He stepped closer, allowing the hot water to cascade over him, and pulled her body against his. Startled, she whirled around and his lips attached themselves to her shiny breasts, slick with water, scented with her favorite soap. Her eyes closed of their own volition and a moan escaped her lips. The sound washed over him like honey and he gave his attention to her other breast, his free hand sliding between them to find the essence of her, swollen, throbbing, wet.
He slid two fingers into her wetness and she eagerly clutched him. He found the sensitive spot on her neck and gave it a small flick with his tongue, making her shudder, making her suck his fingers in deeper and deeper, wishing it were his cock inside of her and not his fingers. He seemed to know what she was thinking as he withdrew his fingers and turned her toward the wall, pinning her body.
He grabbed her leg and lifted it, shoving his throbbing cock deep within her. She couldn't help the scream of pure pleasure that left her lips as he fucked her, right there in the steamy bathroom shower. His hips bucked against hers, harder, faster, slower, finding a rhythm all their own, driving her near the edge but not over it. Teasing her, making her beg, making her say things she never thought she'd hear herself say. He liked that and did as she requested, not stopping once to let her breath, to let her catch her breath.
Soon he was lost in his own passionate daydream as he felt his orgasm building. He felt her pussy walls contract around his cock, once, twice, three times, four times in rapid concession, signalling the onset of an orgasm like she'd never experienced before. Harder he pumped, faster he pumped until she was screaming with desire as her orgasm ripped through her. As prepared as he was for it, it was still a shock to his system as his own orgasm left him blind, without sight, without hearing, without tasting...just...feeling...
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