Who: Severus and James
What: Snooping under the Potter's bed.
When: Saturday, 30 April 1980, about three in the afternoon.
Where: The Potter's
Why: Because James made a joke about having the Sword of Gryffindor under his bed. And Rodolphus doesn't have a sense of humour. But Severus would like it to be known that he did not do it when Rodolphus ordered him to. He waited until the next day.
Rating: Stupid. (According to Severus)
( Please just be Lily at home. )