Jan. 11th, 2015


[info]smilingshark

Monday, January 9th, 2215 - 5:00PM

Calling all crooners! I have challenged the enigmatic Miss Theo Sawyer to a karaoke battle. I may need reinforcements in the form of talented backup singers to help me in my quest to be crowned karaoke king. We will meet at the World's End pub in the West District at 8:30 this evening.

Bring money. This will be a charity fundraiser for the family of the man killed yesterday. While I have challenged Miss Sawyer in singing, I challenge all of YOU to be generous. Should we raise an obscene amount of money (and I truly hope we do), I will donate the excess to whatever charity receives the most votes from all of you.

Bring food. We'll be collecting non-perishable food stuffs for the families who have been unable to make it to work with the tram system out of commission due to the weather.

Finally, please be safe in your travels. Dress warmly and wear sensible shoes so you don't slip and fall like I did a few minutes ago. My backside is still sore.