So. Teddy's getting hitched!
I know I'm probably jumping the gun, but the guy's pretty freaked out and not gonna lie, so am I. I think we need to throw him a party. Or at least we need to all convene at the same spot and get blind drunk together. I'm not gonna sugarcoat it, that's it. I wanna get drunk, I don't wanna do it alone, I think Teddy needs a drink as much as I do, and if strippers happen then they happen. If not that's cool too.
He's gonna meet her tomorrow so depending on how that goes it's either a "hey congrats" party or a "hey sorry this is happening to you" party but either way, I say we party.
Thoughts?
PS: Oh yeah I didn't mail this to Teddy because if it happens it's a surprise. I guess. That's what people do, right?