Colosseum

PLACEHOLDER BC LOL TIME

18 children dead already. Yaaaaaaaay.

[FILTER: CHAFF]

sooo do you want to explain why there are gifs of you jousting in tights or will this story require drinky drinks.

[FILTER: SHAY]

Heard about his brother. Miles doped up but alive, y?

( message to haymitch and anita, spoilers for bloodbath )

[Cannel]

Any last questions, requests, Nietzsche?

[Faline]

Hey.

[Pickles]

Watch it with me.

[D8 MENTORS/HAYMITCH]

Yes or no

[D3 MENTORS/HAYMITCH]

3+5+12, y/n/m? Doubtful all of them will get out of the bloodbath, 4 no-kill-on-sight faces better than 2, and the 5 boy's apparently brains/brawn/good-looks so dolla dolla bills could be likely.

[HAYFAWN]

Still alive?

[CHAFF]

Whyyyyyyyy does soberness exist.

[FILTER: DISTRICT 12]

Sooo alliances. Assuming that both is not an option, who do you want more: 8 boy or the 3s? If anyone else has caught your eye, now's the time to mention it. Same goes for any other questions bouncing around in those crazy little heads of yours.

[FILTER: Halle]

Hellooooo. Haymitch Abernathy, District 12. Thought I'd say hello, welcome to the fucked up family, how goes, etc, etc.

Sooooo how's everybody?

[FILTER: D8 MENTORS/HAYMITCH]

Sooooo, your boy. Perchance does he want either of my two little shits?

[FILTER: D5 MENTORS/HAYMITCH]

Soooo, your boy. Does he come with the tiny sprite?

Alsooo I am a littleeeee drunk right now ooops.

[FILTER: ASH/HAYMITCH]

Soooo your boy. Is he any good?

[FILTER: PICKLES]

Official offer from 3. No telling the kiddywinks juuuust yet.

[FILTER: FAWN]

Alive?

WHO: Escorts, Victors, and Tributes
WHEN: Various times throughout the day.
WHERE: Districts - Capitol
WHAT: Train ride into the Capitol, following the Reaping
STATUS: OPEN

( spoilers )

Who: Ampere Paraffin, Haymitch Abernathy & Pere McGill
What: Plot slot: Haymitch discovers a series of romance novels written about fellow victors Ampere and Peregrine, which use badly veiled pseudonyms. Haymitch introduces Ampere and Peregrine to his new favorite literature (20 points).
Where: Three way split - 5 floor, 12 floor and the staircase leading up to 4.
When: Night 7, aka Sunday.
Warnings: Uhh references to sexual content/general rude commentary? This involves Haymitch and Pere, people.
Status: Complete.
( That is a dark, dark place. Tell me you're not beating off to this. )

WHO: Haymitch Abernathy & Anita Pickling, assumed presence of some Capitolites.
WHAT: Haymitch and Pickles get drunk and talk about Maalik Ash AKA Pickles has no girl pals, but she has a Haymitch.
WHEN: During training week, sometime after this network convo.
WHERE: Last-last season's hot new club, The Capitol.
STATUS: Complete

( Why do all of your problems boil down to ‘and now I just have to force this difficult person into conversation’? )

I'd just like to take a moment to say thank you to all you careers who bitch and cry and etc that a shit from Twelve won the Quarter Quell even yeaaaaaars later. It is genuinely one of the reasons I can get up in the morning/afternoon/whatever despite my abject hate for life

THAT SAID, someone's stiiiiill getting his nose broken if he gets out of the arena.

Thank you and fuck most of you

[DISTRICT 12]

Sooo what's been going on at training. Any questions, any thoughts of allies, what've you been up to, and so on and so forth.

And Eli. Birds list.

[FILTER: ONDINE]

Fucking fucking fuckers I'm being the voice of reason for all over the place how the FUCK does keep happening.

Can we go drinky drinky soon?

PS Me and Chaff are taking Baby Red out sometime soon. Not today. Will ask whatshisface to put us in her schedule so it's not getting in the way of sponsorships and bla bla bla. Pinky promise there will be no strip clubs et el.

[FILTER: IANTO JAY & CHAFF]

We cordially demand the pleasure of the company of Baby Red. No sex way. Just drinky and maybe nail polish. Ondine approves and Dory is aware it's on the horizon.

Arrange a time/date that works for us all orrrr we'll just kidnap her at an inappropriate time and won't that be fun.

[FILTER: DORY SKIPJACK]

Well, well, well, baby Red, what've you gone and done to our Maalik?

Try not to be tooo judgey judgey that the dirty drunken 12 trash is filtering you in private, I'm Maalik-approved. And Ondine-approved. Andddd Pere, come to think of it. And Mags, of course, likes everyoneeeeeee.

[FILTER: DISTRICT 12]

Sooooo training. How was that.

[FILTER: CHAFF]

Someone's getting oldddddddd.

EDITED IN AFTER the first 2 comments here.

[FILTER: FAWN]

So, D1 boy is playing on my boy's good nature pretty hard. No reason he won't start on big fat egos and that like next. All three girls are flirty little fuckers this year as well.

EDITED IN AFTER TALKING TO DORY

[FILTER: MAALIK]

Maalik and Baby Red
sitting by the beach,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G...

Not realllly sure where to take the rhyme after that, since I'm guessing no marriage and baby for you two.

EDITED IN AFTER this first comment from Dory.

I like her. She can stay.

I'm too fucked to makea fitlerfor thepeople I like. You probably know who you are. If you think 'll want you to fuck off you're prrrrroooobably right

How's tricks, kiddywinks

[FILTER: DISTRICT 12]

So you're going to die soon. Any last requests? Pickles will help you fufill them. Pickles, wave to the litle poor fuckers

WHO: Fawn Aras & Haymitch Abernathy
WHAT: Fawn & Haymitch meet for the first time.
WHEN: 50th Victory Tour
WHERE: Justice Building, District 10. Mostly on the roof.
STATUS: Complete
This log was meant to cheer Ruby up, so naturally it includes WARNINGS for general talk/insinuations of suicidal thoughts, assisted suicide, attack by knifes, and general losing of shit and having attacks of PTSD.
( An immature part of Fawn wanted to ask him 'that’s it?'; she had grown up with knives her entire life. )

WHO: Escorts, Victors, and Tributes
WHEN: Various times throughout the day.
WHERE: Districts
WHAT: The Reaping for the 56th Annual Hunger Games
STATUS: OPEN

In each district, Peacekeepers and camera crews are out in force. Male and Female tributes are roped off by age group and away from the rest of the district's population. Excitement and anticipation lace the air in Districts 1, 2, and 4 while dread and fear are felt almost everywhere else.

The mayor and all victors are seated on stage in the background. It's a big moment for the Escorts, who take center stage.

Reaping Day

District 1; 9:00

District 2; 9:30

District 3; 10:00

District 4; 10:30

District 5; 11:00

District 6; 11:30

District 7; 12:00

District 8; 12:30

District 9; 13:00

District 10; 13:30

District 11; 14:00

District 12; 14:30

WHO: Fawn Aras, Haymitch Abernathy & Sky Cressnut (NPC, Haymitch’s girl).
WHAT: Fawn’s sorry and Haymitch proposes AKA PROMPT: Gift.
WHEN: 48th Victory Tour
WHERE: District 12
STATUS: Complete

( Solemn occasion, dickhead, get your hand off my ass. )

WHO: Haymitch Abernathy and Maalik van der Zee
WHAT: Phone call
WHEN: A few months after the Victory Tour.
WHERE: District Four; District Twelve.
STATUS: Complete.
PROMPT: Touch (Haymitch | Maalik)

( Haymitch did not want to answer the fucking phone. )