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vampsherifferic (vampsherifferic) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2011-12-21 09:36:00

Entry tags:

ashley magnus, caroline salvatore, eric northman, jane shepard, lexi branson, molly suresh, renesmee cullen, spike

[The Sheriff's arrival]
Does anyone care to explain to me where I am and why I am here?

Pam! I don't know why you are ignoring the call of your Maker but if you see this, I want you to report to your Maker immediately!

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	n7_spectre 2011-12-21 03:53 pm UTC (link)
	Calm down, tiger. You're in a place called Colligo. Whoever you're trying to call probably wasn't taken with you and can't be reached. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	vampsherifferic 2011-12-21 07:08 pm UTC (link)
	I am a vampire! Do not insult me by referring to me as a were-tiger. What do you mean I am in Colligo? I live in Shreveport. Who is responsible for this? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

n7_spectre
2011-12-21 07:27 pm UTC (link)

It's a turn-of-phrase, tiger. I wasn't referring to you as anything. Now I'm referring to you as "asshole", so feel free to be insulted.

I meant what I said. Does this look like Shreveport to you? Didn't think so. You're in Colligo.

As for who's responsible, that'd be the Collector. He's God's little brother, and he "collects" people he finds interesting and brings them here.

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	vampsherifferic 2011-12-21 07:44 pm UTC (link)
	What you may think of me is of no concern to me. I can understand why this Collector finds me interesting but when I find him, I intend on draining him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	canmakeyousee 2011-12-21 05:28 pm UTC (link)
	Wow. That's... one way to talk to someone, I guess. So. What the lady above me said. Also, this might help. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	vampsherifferic 2011-12-21 07:10 pm UTC (link)
	I am a vampire Sheriff. How I choose to speak to people is my business. This is ridiculous. I have seen many things in my life but never something like this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	canmakeyousee 2011-12-21 07:16 pm UTC (link)
	Vampire Sheriff? Is that supposed to mean something to me? At all? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vampsherifferic 2011-12-21 07:45 pm UTC (link)
	I am over 1,000 years old and I a the Sheriff of Area 5 in Louisiana. I make sure that all vampires in my area abide by our laws. If they disobey, they answer to me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	choseherside 2011-12-21 06:49 pm UTC (link)
	Her Maker? Capital M and all? Seriously? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	vampsherifferic 2011-12-21 07:11 pm UTC (link)
	Indeed. Pam is my vampire child. I turned her and raised her to the vampire that she is today. She is of my blood and belongs to me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	choseherside 2011-12-21 07:17 pm UTC (link)
	Right then. Well, there is no vampire by the name of Pam here. If there was, I would have heard of her by now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vampsherifferic 2011-12-21 07:50 pm UTC (link)
	And why would this be? Do you work for the Collector? Are you the reason why I was brought here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	rubber 2011-12-21 07:25 pm UTC (link)
	Okay. I've read the stuff you said to other people and just a couple things. There are were-tigers now? Seriously? What's next. A were-monkey? Were-hamster? Vampire Sheriff? Really? That's what you're going with? Do you have vampire gunfights at sun-up with vampire outlaws? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	canmakeyousee 2011-12-21 07:26 pm UTC (link)
	Now I want a were-hamster for Christmas. Guess I know what I'm putting at the top of my list for Santa! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	n7_spectre 2011-12-21 07:29 pm UTC (link)
	Watch out. I hear they're vicious and adorable. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rubber 2011-12-21 07:29 pm UTC (link)
	Just like us! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	canmakeyousee 2011-12-21 07:33 pm UTC (link)
	That just makes me want one even more! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	rubber 2011-12-21 07:29 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not sure you can own people...unless we're talking about a hamster that turns into a wolf on the full moon. In which case, seconded. So seconded. I'm Caroline, by the way. I figure you know that since you read my post (thanks for the reminder to edit, btw), but it never hurts to have a proper introduction. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	n7_spectre 2011-12-21 07:30 pm UTC (link)
	And he rides away on his vampire horse, with his vampire six-shooter! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rubber 2011-12-21 07:33 pm UTC (link)
	Off into the vampire sunset. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	vampsherifferic 2011-12-21 07:49 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. There are were-tigers. There are also were-panthers too. Of course, the were species are lower than vampires. Vampires are the superior race. Sheriff. I ensure that all vampires in my area abide by the rules. If they disobey, they answer to me. And no. I can assure you there are no were-hamsters. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	n7_spectre 2011-12-21 07:54 pm UTC (link)
	No were- hamster? I'm disappointed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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rubber
2011-12-21 07:59 pm UTC (link)

That's just ridiculous. I mean, I've mocked plenty of things here, but that just takes the cake. And you should probably drop the superior race things. There are way more superior things here. That don't have to worry about fatal sunburns.

Well that's nice for you, but that won't fly here. I mean, I know I'm not planning on taking orders from any Sheriffs here. And anyway, this place is about as much your area as heterosexuality is Justin's. And I say that with the utmost love and affection for Justin. So...yeah. Just leave the Sheriff thing at home. Best thing for all parties.

That's strangely disappointing.

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	humanmapquest 2011-12-21 08:54 pm UTC (link)
	Hi there. Welcome to Colligo. Unfortunately, there's no one here by that name that isn't a local, but she may show up. People arrive back to back from the same reality all the time. My name is Molly Suresh. It's a pleasure to meet you. (Reply to this)

	bubbly_vamp 2011-12-21 09:14 pm UTC (link)
	Wow, I feel bad for Pam; whoever she is. (Reply to this)