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Tweak says, "I would do anything"

vampsherifferic (vampsherifferic) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2011-12-21 09:36:00

Entry tags:

ashley magnus, caroline salvatore, eric northman, jane shepard, lexi branson, molly suresh, renesmee cullen, spike

[The Sheriff's arrival]
Does anyone care to explain to me where I am and why I am here?

Pam! I don't know why you are ignoring the call of your Maker but if you see this, I want you to report to your Maker immediately!

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	vampsherifferic 2011-12-21 07:10 pm UTC (link)
	I am a vampire Sheriff. How I choose to speak to people is my business. This is ridiculous. I have seen many things in my life but never something like this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	canmakeyousee 2011-12-21 07:16 pm UTC (link)
	Vampire Sheriff? Is that supposed to mean something to me? At all? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vampsherifferic 2011-12-21 07:45 pm UTC (link)
	I am over 1,000 years old and I a the Sheriff of Area 5 in Louisiana. I make sure that all vampires in my area abide by our laws. If they disobey, they answer to me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

canmakeyousee
2011-12-21 07:50 pm UTC (link)

Okay. The age thing is impressive, I'll give you that much. But I hate to break it to you. Things don't work that way, here. See the part in that link I gave you where it said there were all kinds of vampires here? That wasn't an exaggeration.

So. You might want to cut back a little on the bossiness. Just a suggestion. Also, do you have a name? Because 'Vampire Sheriff Guy' is a bit of a mouthful. And that's coming from someone whose first name is Renesmee.

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	rubber 2011-12-21 08:01 pm UTC (link)
	Could be worse. They could have called you...okay, I've got nothing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	canmakeyousee 2011-12-21 08:02 pm UTC (link)
	My mom's heart was in the right place. But yeah. I definitely prefer Nessie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rubber 2011-12-21 08:05 pm UTC (link)
	At least your middle name is reasonable. I mean, kinda weird spelling, but you could do worse than Carlie. She could have gone with...Charlisle or something. I'm pretty sure Renesmee Charlisle Cullen would have been an unforgivable naming offense. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	canmakeyousee 2011-12-21 08:08 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not sure how to even pronounce 'Charlisle'! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rubber 2011-12-21 08:09 pm UTC (link)
	Char as in what happens when you burn meat really badly, then lyle as in Claire's brother's name. Probably. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	n7_spectre 2011-12-22 12:31 am UTC (link)
	You two are making me glad I'm just "Jane". (Reply to this) (Parent)

	vampsherifferic 2011-12-21 08:09 pm UTC (link)
	Perhaps I was brought here to govern all vampires. It seems to be a lack of order here. My name is Eric Northman. My underlings either call me Sheriff or Master. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	canmakeyousee 2011-12-21 08:12 pm UTC (link)
	Or you were just collected, like the rest of us. Just a thought. ~~Definitely not an underling. Ever.~~ Nice to meet you, Eric Northman. Like I said, my name is Renesmee. Renesmee Cullen, actually. But you can call me Nessie. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	1ofthegoodguys 2011-12-21 09:09 pm UTC (link)
	Right. Good luck with that. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	n7_spectre 2011-12-22 12:30 am UTC (link)
	"Underlings"? Really? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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