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vampsherifferic (vampsherifferic) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2011-12-21 09:36:00

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ashley magnus, caroline salvatore, eric northman, jane shepard, lexi branson, molly suresh, renesmee cullen, spike

[The Sheriff's arrival]
Does anyone care to explain to me where I am and why I am here?

Pam! I don't know why you are ignoring the call of your Maker but if you see this, I want you to report to your Maker immediately!

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	vampsherifferic 2011-12-21 07:08 pm UTC (link)
	I am a vampire! Do not insult me by referring to me as a were-tiger. What do you mean I am in Colligo? I live in Shreveport. Who is responsible for this? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

n7_spectre
2011-12-21 07:27 pm UTC (link)

It's a turn-of-phrase, tiger. I wasn't referring to you as anything. Now I'm referring to you as "asshole", so feel free to be insulted.

I meant what I said. Does this look like Shreveport to you? Didn't think so. You're in Colligo.

As for who's responsible, that'd be the Collector. He's God's little brother, and he "collects" people he finds interesting and brings them here.

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	vampsherifferic 2011-12-21 07:44 pm UTC (link)
	What you may think of me is of no concern to me. I can understand why this Collector finds me interesting but when I find him, I intend on draining him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	n7_spectre 2011-12-21 07:52 pm UTC (link)
	Good luck with that. Just to be clear: he's a fucking god, you idiot. Whatever you think you can do to him, you can't. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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