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Tweak says, "Waaaah!"

vampsherifferic (vampsherifferic) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2011-12-21 09:36:00

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ashley magnus, caroline salvatore, eric northman, jane shepard, lexi branson, molly suresh, renesmee cullen, spike

[The Sheriff's arrival]
Does anyone care to explain to me where I am and why I am here?

Pam! I don't know why you are ignoring the call of your Maker but if you see this, I want you to report to your Maker immediately!

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	vampsherifferic 2011-12-21 07:49 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. There are were-tigers. There are also were-panthers too. Of course, the were species are lower than vampires. Vampires are the superior race. Sheriff. I ensure that all vampires in my area abide by the rules. If they disobey, they answer to me. And no. I can assure you there are no were-hamsters. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	n7_spectre 2011-12-21 07:54 pm UTC (link)
	No were- hamster? I'm disappointed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rubber 2011-12-21 07:59 pm UTC (link)
	Me too. (Reply to this) (Parent)

rubber
2011-12-21 07:59 pm UTC (link)

That's just ridiculous. I mean, I've mocked plenty of things here, but that just takes the cake. And you should probably drop the superior race things. There are way more superior things here. That don't have to worry about fatal sunburns.

Well that's nice for you, but that won't fly here. I mean, I know I'm not planning on taking orders from any Sheriffs here. And anyway, this place is about as much your area as heterosexuality is Justin's. And I say that with the utmost love and affection for Justin. So...yeah. Just leave the Sheriff thing at home. Best thing for all parties.

That's strangely disappointing.

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