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Tweak says, "He kicks for The Tick"

vampsherifferic (vampsherifferic) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2011-12-21 09:36:00

Entry tags:

ashley magnus, caroline salvatore, eric northman, jane shepard, lexi branson, molly suresh, renesmee cullen, spike

[The Sheriff's arrival]
Does anyone care to explain to me where I am and why I am here?

Pam! I don't know why you are ignoring the call of your Maker but if you see this, I want you to report to your Maker immediately!

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	rubber 2011-12-21 07:29 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not sure you can own people...unless we're talking about a hamster that turns into a wolf on the full moon. In which case, seconded. So seconded. I'm Caroline, by the way. I figure you know that since you read my post (thanks for the reminder to edit, btw), but it never hurts to have a proper introduction. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	canmakeyousee 2011-12-21 07:34 pm UTC (link)
	I'm hoping for a hamster that turns into a wolf on the full moon. A werewolf who turns into a hamster would be hilariously pitiful but definitely not pet-worthy. Nice to meet you, Caroline! I'm Nessie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rubber 2011-12-21 07:52 pm UTC (link)
	Ooo. Wererabbit. That would be the best. Fluffy and adorable and deadly. Nice to meet you too, Nessie. Okay, I have to ask. Someone's told you about the books, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	canmakeyousee 2011-12-21 08:04 pm UTC (link)
	NOW I WANT ONE OF THOSE! Books? What books? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rubber 2011-12-21 08:08 pm UTC (link)
	IKR? Me too. Okay. Brace yourself. I just figure someone should tell you before you find out on your own or run into rabid fangirls. Here. And seriously, brace yourself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	canmakeyousee 2011-12-21 08:14 pm UTC (link)
	I... don't even know what to make of that. I knew that others were 'fictional' where I'm from but that is... wow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rubber 2011-12-21 08:36 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah. It can be a lot to take in. But, like I said, I didn't want you finding out from creepy fans. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	vampsherifferic 2011-12-21 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	Pam belongs to me. She is of my blood. Vampires also own humans. It is not uncommon for a vampire to have a pet, which is usually their human that they feed from on a regular basis. I have owned a few myself over the years. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	canmakeyousee 2011-12-21 08:01 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe where you're from but not here. You're welcome to try enslaving a human, of course, but you won't last very long if you do. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	rubber 2011-12-21 08:02 pm UTC (link)
	Woah. Woah woah woah. Bad vampire. We do not keep humans as pets. Humans are friends not food. Get with the program, Dracula. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vampsherifferic 2011-12-21 08:04 pm UTC (link)
	Vampires require blood to survive. It is rare for a vampire to keep a human by force. Most come to us willingly and ask to be our pets. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rubber 2011-12-21 08:06 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah. I manage just fine on blood bags and the occasional bad guy who needs to be nommed on a little. That's still not cool. And not something you should do here. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	choseherside 2011-12-21 08:10 pm UTC (link)
	Actually? I don't. Require blood, I mean. Just saying. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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