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Poufy sent this to me in IM.

Ash: lmao i hope that snape never hits on kingsley
Poufy: what
Ash: i just realised that he got all up on my other two characters' bffs

After asking if they think Kingsley's parents should leave the country...

Poufy: they can move to Bel Air
me: YYYYY
Ash: LOL
Me: i'm trying to figure out if they should leave in time or not. they won't leave until after christmas
Poufy: because a couple of guys were up to no good
Me: aka voldy
Me: started making trouble in their neighborhood?
Poufy: yes
Ash: kingsley got in one little fight
Ash: and his mum got scared
Me: (that fight was at hogwarts btw)
Ash: and said their moving all his aunties and uncles to bel air
Me: y
Ash: he put his wand out for the knight bus
Ash: and when it came near
Ash: Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down, and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the KINGley of a town called Bel-Air
Ash: In West Londondelphia, born and raised, on the quidditch pitch is where I spent most of my days, Chill' out maxin' relaxin' all cool, and shootin' some quaffles outside of the school
Ash: I put my wand out for the knight bus and when it came near, there was an old dude and a young dude and a shrunken head on the mirror!

Oh and then Poufy found this: http://www.bustedtees.com/rare

Kingsley, regarding That One Time When Junior Stood Up to Senior:
1. "OKAY WHO SAW THAT PLEASE TELL me someone saw that!

I hope I wasn't the only one because that was about the best thing I've seen in years. Shiiiiiit little Crouch has got the fighting spirit tonight. I think I want him to be my new best mate."

From here.

2. Pepper: Yeah I have no idea where that came from, he's normally such a sweet little thing.
Kingsley: He was almost as scary as my Mum! And she's the scariest person I've met.

From here.

3. "Ol' Crouchy looked all sheepish, like a cat caught not using the litterbox and when it knows better."

From here.