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( In which Tyra and Kassie discuss patricide and jaunty tunes. )

from IM.

( Audrey Kitching for Lily, pt. 2. )

(11:13:41 AM) SailorStarPoet: Lumiere, y so stereotypically French? XD
(11:14:10 AM) SailorStarPoet: ...I need to stop thinking about Marius while watching Lumiere.
(11:14:12 AM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina, Gina): I lovelovelove Lumiere
(11:14:17 AM) SailorStarPoet: I really need to stop.
(11:14:25 AM) SailorStarPoet: Marius Lestrange is not a talking candlestick.
(11:14:50 AM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina, Gina): and i was like, totally crestfallen
(11:14:52 AM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): aww
(11:15:03 AM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina, Gina): lmao marius is totally a talking candlestick
(11:15:24 AM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): a murderous, talking candlestick
(11:15:53 AM) SailorStarPoet: Barty totz admires that talking candlestick. Maybe he can graduate from being a psychotic talking teacup and be as cool as the talking candlestick.

from chat.

(4:46:30 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): Carlotta wants to know why her Kneazle was not included in the poll. it is a very pure Kneazle
(4:46:47 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty says because it's a freaking Kneazle, lady.
(4:47:21 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): Just for that she is voting for you Barty
(4:47:40 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty: *abdicates to Dolph*
(4:48:41 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): Walden and Dem are tied! So are Dolph and Your Mom
(4:48:56 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): and Barty got more than Sev! >:|
(4:49:04 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): I blame Carlotta
(4:49:21 PM) SailorStarPoet: Actually blame Xeno.
(4:49:29 PM) SailorStarPoet: He thinks Barty as Minister would be funny.
(4:49:42 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): you guys are cracking me up
(4:49:43 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): Your characters are at war in their opinions Kassie
(4:50:00 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): DOLPH PULLED AHEAD
(4:50:00 PM) SailorStarPoet: Yes, they are.
(4:50:03 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): Walden and Demetrius are tied.
(4:50:04 PM) SailorStarPoet: Luckily, I'm used to this.
(4:50:10 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): That was Kate's fault, she didn't think Your Mum was qualified
(4:50:10 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): BARTY AND SEV ARE TIED
(4:50:11 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): ITS LIKE LISTENING TO A RACE ON THE RADIO :-D

from chat.

(4:26:46 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): what if "your mom" wins?
(4:26:51 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): then who will be minister?
(4:26:55 PM) Hannah (Roman, Dung, Graley, Senior, Delilah): your mum emily
(4:27:04 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): but my mum is not qualified
(4:27:05 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): loool
(4:27:07 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): thubana
(4:27:09 PM) Kei (Benjy, Pepper, Astra, Clara): Druella
(4:27:11 PM) Kei (Benjy, Pepper, Astra, Clara): or Thubana
(4:27:13 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): Eileen!
(4:27:14 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): DRUELLA
(4:27:16 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): omg
(4:27:17 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): From beyond the grave
(4:27:17 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): that'd be amazing
(4:27:18 PM) SailorStarPoet: Druella Black: MINISTER FOR MAGIC.
(4:27:25 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): lol
(4:27:29 PM) SailorStarPoet: EVERYONE MUST MARRY AS SHE DICTATES.
(4:27:35 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): ahahaha
(4:27:37 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): SHE WOULD
(4:27:37 PM) Hannah (Roman, Dung, Graley, Senior, Delilah): graley quits kthx
(4:27:38 PM) SailorStarPoet: And Barty and Jacq promptly go to France.
(4:27:52 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): haha i missed you guys :}}}}
(4:27:55 PM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina, Gina): oh man, dolph and your mom are head to head

from chat.

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( HI, BABY! )

(9:06:01 PM) SailorStarPoet: OKAY. I HAVE COUNTED AND CHECKED THE MATH AND KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT NOW.
(9:06:33 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): lol
(9:06:39 PM) SailorStarPoet: I have 17 posts, Kati is trailing behing me at 8, then Kei has 6, Ange has 4, Tyra has 3, Faith and Chels both have 2, and Kaitlin, Em, Elisa, and Sab all have 1 apiece.
(9:06:54 PM) Alter (Mirelle): lol did Dem just ohsnap with Dante XD

from chat.

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from chat.

(10:28:51 AM) SailorStarPoet: loool, I love Peggy The Hag. And how she looks like she smells something nasty.
(10:29:13 AM) SailorStarPoet: It's too bad I comes after E, because otherwise she'd be giving Barty that look, and it would amuse me terribly.
(10:29:26 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): i just noticed tabbit was next to voldemort
(10:29:30 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): i find it amusing
(10:29:49 AM) SailorStarPoet: oh god, I did not see that. *goes to see*
(10:30:07 AM) SailorStarPoet: HA.
(10:30:10 AM) SailorStarPoet: Awesome. XD
(10:30:23 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): she's like eeeeeh get away
(10:30:46 AM) SailorStarPoet: And he's like "Be intimidated by my LASER EYES"
(10:30:51 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): XDDDD

from chat.

stealyourhorcrux (12:06:10 AM): and alana in hufflepuff
xx emmanator (12:06:15 AM): oh yeah her too
stealyourhorcrux (12:06:16 AM): was in their year
stealyourhorcrux (12:06:18 AM): <3
xx emmanator (12:06:20 AM): <3
SailorStarPoet (12:06:22 AM): Oh yeah. XD
xx emmanator (12:06:25 AM): I always think she's older
stealyourhorcrux (12:06:32 AM): she is wise for her age~
the pocket otter (12:06:32 AM): mah ittle sister
SailorStarPoet (12:06:32 AM): She acts more mature then they do.
xx emmanator (12:06:36 AM): hah yeah
SailorStarPoet (12:07:01 AM): I mean, between Shitfit Twin, Sobby Twin, Deadgulus, Libby McMouthpiece, and Spazzatron...
SailorStarPoet (12:07:08 AM): It's not hard to be more mature than that lot.

From chat

(8:49:08 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty... I don't know if they'd have parties at the hospital. They certainly wouldn't involve drinking, since drunk doctoring is frowned upon and dangerous.
(8:49:26 PM) Emily (Mulciber): so is topless oncology, as it turns out ;-)
(8:49:51 PM) SailorStarPoet: I do know that I still plan on him trying to work ON CHRISTMAS.
(8:50:11 PM) Penny (Moody, Antonin, Aaron): Antonin says no, Kassie.
(8:50:29 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty says Try and stop him from trying, Penny.
(8:50:44 PM) Penny (Moody, Antonin, Aaron): Antonin says OH REALLY, BARTY.
(8:51:03 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty says nothing and just goes in to see a patient.
(8:51:26 PM) Penny (Moody, Antonin, Aaron): and when he comes out, Antonin drags him off and goes YOU ARE OFF-DUTY. QUIT IT.
(8:51:42 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty: I HAVE TO GET THESE TESTS TO THE LAB.
(8:52:07 PM) Penny (Moody, Antonin, Aaron): Antonin: SOMEONE ELSE IS DOING IT. DO NOT MAKE ME CARRY YOU AGAIN.
(8:52:33 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty: You couldn't manage it and I'd have to hurt you if you tried to do anything to... erm... reverse the healing you've done.
(8:53:02 PM) Penny (Moody, Antonin, Aaron): Antonin: *eyebrow raise* You would have to hurt me, would you.
(8:53:51 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty: Just enough to make you stop trying to carry someone who weighs more than you do. You got grievously injured, remember? :|
(8:54:29 PM) Penny (Moody, Antonin, Aaron): Antonin: Bartemius Crouch Jr., you are officially off-duty and if you do not come with me right now, I will be extremely put out. Am I being clear?
(8:54:57 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty: ....Stop using my full name and I'll come quietly. :\
(8:55:07 PM) Penny (Moody, Antonin, Aaron): ahaha. Antonin: *wins*
(8:55:16 PM) Penny (Moody, Antonin, Aaron): at least he didn't stick in the Hallam?
(8:55:44 PM) SailorStarPoet: Yeah, then he would've won by virtue of Barty going, ".....Reg and I used to middle-name each other" and emo-ing all over the place.
(8:55:58 PM) Penny (Moody, Antonin, Aaron): and then he would go "oh for fuck's sake" and get Barty drunk.
(8:56:18 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty: *likes that plan*

from chat.

(2:41:18 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): PS, Bertie's "Fuck, I just got my ass kicked" icon http://www.insanejournal.com/userpic/6192328/330606
(2:42:14 AM) SailorStarPoet: Mmmmmm RDJ
(2:43:38 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): PS, Bertie says "Mmmm" at you too :P http://www.insanejournal.com/userpic/6192290/330606
(2:43:49 AM) SailorStarPoet: I would hit Bertie Higgs. :3
(2:44:09 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): Bertie Higgs would hit you.
(2:44:10 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): srsly.
(2:44:11 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): XD
(2:44:22 AM) SailorStarPoet: Does he like it rough? ;D
(2:44:30 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): Definitely :P
(2:44:44 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): and he likes to break you :P because he's a bastard and likes to be in control
(2:44:55 AM) SailorStarPoet: Can he and I take this outside? He can be the big bad cop and I can be the ne'er do well punk. ;D
(2:45:04 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): LMAO
(2:45:24 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): he is Okay With That.
(2:45:30 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): "Let's step into the alley, shall we?"
(2:45:31 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): :P
(2:45:52 AM) SailorStarPoet: "Oh, it would be your pleasure, Mistah Higgs. ;]"
(2:46:01 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): lmao XDDD
(2:46:11 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): "Ignore the ring, really. Means nothing."
(2:46:12 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): XD
(2:46:20 AM) SailorStarPoet: BACK IN TEN GUISE. *takes Bertie outside for Questionable Activities*
(2:46:36 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): Bertie: Make it an hour.
(2:46:37 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): XD

from chat.

(1:23:21 AM) Kaitlin (Meaghan, Jacqueline): i am going to go read about favism and guinea worms. you keep it real, ya'll
(1:23:32 AM) SailorStarPoet: Will do! *salutes!*
(1:23:40 AM) Kaitlin (Meaghan, Jacqueline): you best ;-)
(1:23:41 AM) Kaitlin (Meaghan, Jacqueline): night
(1:23:46 AM) SailorStarPoet: Niiiiiight <3
(1:23:48 AM) SailorStarPoet: <44444
(1:23:54 AM) Alter (Mirelle): <5
(1:23:58 AM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): night!
(1:23:58 AM) SailorStarPoet: <6!
(1:24:05 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): <7
(1:24:09 AM) SailorStarPoet: <8
(1:24:26 AM) Alter (Mirelle): <10
(1:24:32 AM) SailorStarPoet: <*infinity*
(1:24:37 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): <*god*
(1:24:43 AM) SailorStarPoet: <*FSM*
(1:24:52 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): <*em*
(1:24:54 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): *wins*
(1:24:55 AM) Kaitlin (Meaghan, Jacqueline): <*pi*. wins.
(1:24:56 AM) SailorStarPoet: LOL
(1:24:58 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): lmao
(1:25:01 AM) Alter (Mirelle): <*shoe*
(1:25:09 AM) SailorStarPoet: <*edward*
(1:25:12 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): lmao ew
(1:25:13 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): fail
(1:25:14 AM) Kaitlin (Meaghan, Jacqueline): I AM LEAVING YA'LL ARE RIDICULOUS
(1:25:15 AM) Alter (Mirelle): XD
(1:25:16 AM) Kaitlin (Meaghan, Jacqueline): and
(1:25:17 AM) Alter (Mirelle): <5
(1:25:18 AM) SailorStarPoet: NIGHT
(1:25:18 AM) Alter (Mirelle): er
(1:25:19 AM) Kaitlin (Meaghan, Jacqueline): <*jacqwalden*
(1:25:20 AM) Alter (Mirelle): <3
(1:25:22 AM) Alter (Mirelle): LOL

from chat.

(11:14:10 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): ew ash
(11:14:11 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): ugh
(11:14:24 PM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina, Gina): god gross, em is here
(11:14:27 PM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina, Gina): her with her font.
(11:14:29 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): *grosses all over you*
(11:14:37 PM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina, Gina): *loves it*
(11:15:17 PM) SailorStarPoet: *sells tape on the Interwebs*
(11:15:28 PM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): *rips it for free download*
(11:15:33 PM) Erin (No One): lmao
(11:15:58 PM) SailorStarPoet: Tyra, I doubt your commitment to sparklemotion. :|
(11:16:24 PM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): D: HOW DARE YOU
(11:16:38 PM) SailorStarPoet: WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD PAY FOR YOUR DOWNLOAD >:|
(11:17:00 PM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): I did :P then I put it on the interwebs for free for everyone else :P
(11:17:17 PM) SailorStarPoet: THAT IS WRONG, IT INTERRUPTS MY CAPITALIZING ON EM AND ASH.
(11:17:27 PM) SailorStarPoet: AND FOR THAT I DOUBT YOUR COMMITMENT TO SPARKLEMOTION. >:O
(11:17:49 PM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): WELL FINE SPARKLEMOTION IS STUPID ANYWAY >:[
(11:18:01 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): ....
(11:18:05 PM) Erin (No One): and this person keeps accidentally putting their finger in front of the thing
(11:18:06 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): o no you didn't
(11:18:06 PM) SailorStarPoet: Oh, Graley, you're never going to be king if you keep plotting to murder James Earl Jones.

from chat.

(12:25:13 PM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina): omg that makes me want banana nut bread
(12:25:23 PM) Carrah (Ted, Persephone, Dorian): lol sorry
(12:25:44 PM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina): that is not a bad thing at ALL
(12:25:52 PM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina): my mom asked me what i wanted for christmas
(12:25:55 PM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina): now i have an answer
(12:25:56 PM) Carrah (Ted, Persephone, Dorian): i usually sub dates for nuts in my banana bread and it makes it so yummy
(12:25:57 PM) Carrah (Ted, Persephone, Dorian): XD
(12:26:25 PM) SailorStarPoet: God, now I want an egg sandwich on banana nut bread. Because that would be SO GOOD.
(12:26:41 PM) Carrah (Ted, Persephone, Dorian): ...with peanut butter.
(12:26:45 PM) SailorStarPoet: XD
(12:26:54 PM) SailorStarPoet: Egg + peanut butter + banana nut bread.
(12:26:58 PM) Carrah (Ted, Persephone, Dorian): yes!
(12:27:00 PM) SailorStarPoet: Collectively, BL chat is pregnant.
(12:27:02 PM) Carrah (Ted, Persephone, Dorian): lmao

from chat.

(12:22:05 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes): we need more inner circle badassery
(12:22:08 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes): go advertise people
(12:22:57 AM) SailorStarPoet: I had Charlus Potter pop up in my head and start Doing Things... but I'm not giving up Barty to play Charlus. It's on my Do Not Do list. :\
(12:23:30 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes): barty could die in a blaze of self-flagellation
(12:23:36 AM) SailorStarPoet: No.
(12:23:43 AM) Faith (Elle, Chloris, Doris): LOL kassie
(12:23:49 AM) Kei (Benjy, Pepper, Astra, Clara): you know, Pepper's clusterfuck totally leaves room for Astra to join the Order.
(12:23:52 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes): LOL
(12:24:02 AM) Mango (Aquila, Fabian, Alana): *dies*
(12:24:04 AM) Kei (Benjy, Pepper, Astra, Clara): I don't cover all five categories anymore!
(12:24:34 AM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina): i'm pretty sure they would "let her in" just to use her as bait
(12:24:44 AM) Kei (Benjy, Pepper, Astra, Clara): god that'd be funny
(12:24:44 AM) Ali (Atticus): Atticus says he WILL disown her if she dares
(12:25:17 AM) Kei (Benjy, Pepper, Astra, Clara): Astra: Hai :D
Order: ....
Astra: I wanna join your club. :D
Order: ....

from chat.

(1:45:57 PM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): Barty and Reg are the SamFrodo of BL. :\
(1:46:00 PM) Emily (Mulciber): he yes
(1:46:04 PM) Emily (Mulciber): well not anymore
(1:46:14 PM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): Yeah, Reg went to the Undying Lands. :\
(1:46:27 PM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): So Barty has to go marry Rosie Cotton (Gen) and have lots of babies.
(1:46:55 PM) Emily (Mulciber): and name one after Regulus
(1:47:01 PM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): One of them is going to have SOME part of his name be Regulus.
(1:47:24 PM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): Regardless of which attractive, busty, blonde, foreign girl he wound up with, Barty was always going to be adamant about that.
(1:47:42 PM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): Like, if he'd married Anz, the poor kid would've been something like Antonin Regulus Crouch.
(1:47:49 PM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): Because THAT name won't fuck you up.
(1:47:50 PM) Emily (Mulciber): omg worst ever
(1:47:51 PM) Emily (Mulciber): haha
(1:48:06 PM) Emily (Mulciber): Dem's children are going to be horribly named, if he's trusted with the naming

from chat.

(1:18:42 PM) Penny (Antonin, Aaron): so, I miiiight be making an apartment block full of DMLE Sims. Just for laughs
(1:19:17 PM) Penny (Antonin, Aaron): *waits for Rudi to kill them all* >_>
(1:19:38 PM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): Barty says no killing Senior. Senior's HIS KILL.
(1:19:57 PM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): Barty would go mano a mano with Fenrir and Dolph, simultaneously, to kill Senior.
(1:20:15 PM) Emily (Mulciber): barty is froshuz
(1:20:35 PM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): And he'd probably whip out some super cool ninja moves... then faint from exhaustion immediately after pwning Fuzzy and Gigantor.

from chat.

(3:28:19 AM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): My inner Snape is going, that would be nice - I could just take off my shirt and girls wouldn't notice my nose anymore...
(3:29:19 AM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): Barty says, "But... everyone would notice your naked, Sev. And nudity tends to be unacceptable in most places."
(3:29:36 AM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): haha
(3:29:39 AM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): ILU Barty
(3:29:53 AM) Erin (No One): lol
(3:30:01 AM) Erin (No One): he doesn't need to be NAKED
(3:30:07 AM) Erin (No One): he can still wear a little banana hammock
(3:30:09 AM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): lol
(3:30:12 AM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): XD
(3:30:32 AM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): Barty: ....Is that really necessary? I prefer Severus clothed, as a matter of personal preference.
(3:30:47 AM) Erin (No One): lmao
(3:31:04 AM) Erin (No One): well, we can't always get what we want, dearest
(3:31:24 AM) Erin (No One): there comes a point where you must decide what you're willing to suffer through for your friends
(3:31:28 AM) Erin (No One): in this case, their nudity
(3:31:45 AM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): Barty: *SIGHS* ...At least it isn't Dem trying to be naked. :\
(3:31:51 AM) Erin (No One): lmao
(3:31:54 AM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): LOL
(3:32:01 AM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): Barty: *would probably never leave the house again if Dem tried to be naked*

from chat!

(3:29:13 AM) SailorStarPoet: Maybe I'm just decaffeinating, but... suilihponex ?
(3:29:25 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes): oh come on kassie
(3:29:27 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes): you of all people
(3:29:29 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes): should know what that is
(3:29:30 AM) SailorStarPoet: ................
(3:29:38 AM) SailorStarPoet: uhm.
(3:29:48 AM) SailorStarPoet: ...In my defense, I saw my extended family today?
(3:29:52 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes): XD
(3:30:02 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes): did you figure it out or are you still staring
(3:30:06 AM) SailorStarPoet: I got it. XD
(3:30:13 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes): oh good XD
(3:30:17 AM) Kei (Benjy, Pepper, Astra, Clara): haha

from chat.

( THE FOLLOWING QUOTE HAS BEEN DEEMED VERY VERY VERY NOT SAFE FOR ANGE. )

from chat.

oh ryan taylor: snr will be more rational later on.
oh ryan taylor: his rational has taken a holiday
SailorStarPoet: Barty has to be rational. He has a not-dying Frenchman to attend to.
SailorStarPoet: Also a pregnant cousin and her henpecked husband to hassle. XD
SailorStarPoet: And Genevieve.
SailorStarPoet: And a pie.
oh ryan taylor: Snr is tres pissed that Barty's with the patient and not the mother
SailorStarPoet: Barty: She isn't dying and she forgives me. Piss off.
oh ryan taylor: Snr: She could've miscarried and DIED!
SailorStarPoet: Barty: She's hardier than you give her credit for. Piss off.
oh ryan taylor: Snr: SHES FRAGILE YOU INGRATEFUL INGRATE
oh ryan taylor: p.s his moustche is aquiverin
SailorStarPoet: Barty: ...Ingrateful ingrate? ...You realise it's impossible to take you seriously right now, yes?
oh ryan taylor: Rational Snr realizes he is acting completely irrational, but he is irrational right now
oh ryan taylor: t minus one month
SailorStarPoet: Barty: Yeah, you do that. Mother is fine and I am going to go have a backbone somewhere else.
SailorStarPoet: Barty: If you weren't ready to deal with the consequences, you shouldn't have kicked me out. Whoops.
SailorStarPoet: Barty: *natters off*
oh ryan taylor: Snr: BANNED FROM THE MANOR
SailorStarPoet: Barty: Yeeeeah, in my medical opinion, that's a very bad idea. O
oh ryan taylor: Snr: There are other healers
SailorStarPoet: Barty: And I have a highly respected Russian Healer who agrees with me.
oh ryan taylor: Snr is five btw
SailorStarPoet: Barty: He's the best of the best and he's on my team.
oh ryan taylor: Snr: As a son you are banned
oh ryan taylor: Snr: As a healer welcome
SailorStarPoet: Barty: Yeah, I'm going to go get Mother's opinion on this. Watch her as she disagrees.
SailorStarPoet: Demeter: *EATS SENIOR'S FACE*
SailorStarPoet: *NOT IN A SEXY FASHION*
SailorStarPoet: *OR A CANNIBALISTIC ONE*
TheBlev4: wow totally read that as Dementor
SailorStarPoet: ha.
TheBlev4: she has an apropriately close name
SailorStarPoet: She does.
SailorStarPoet: ...Which I actually never noticed in nearly three years of playing Ickle.

(10:01:13 PM) Kassie: Barty: I know you, Reg. I know you have feelings.
(10:01:42 PM) Chels (Reg, Beth): Reg: Maybe I...lost them...
(10:01:57 PM) Kassie: Barty: What? Off the same glacier that Evan wanted to push his father off of?
(10:02:10 PM) Chels (Reg, Beth): Reg: ....Yes.
(10:02:20 PM) Kassie: Barty: When have you ever been near a glacier?
(10:02:39 PM) Chels (Reg, Beth): Reg: ....It could be a metaphorical glacier.

From chat.

(5:38:06 PM) Cairo (Higgs): guys who is a really icky/disliked person EXCLUDING HITLER that most all people would refuse to talk to
(5:38:16 PM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina): paris hilton
(5:38:16 PM) SailorStarPoet: Paris Hilton
(5:38:16 PM) Emily (Mulciber): paris hilton :3
(5:38:19 PM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina): LOL
(5:38:19 PM) Bree (Marius, James): LOL.
(5:38:20 PM) SailorStarPoet: LOL

From chat.