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Em: rufus will call moody pickle
Kati: what will rufus call nott?
Blev: uranus
Kati: :|
Em: yeah he'll probably call him anus, as repugnant as i find the word
Kati: hahahah you just said anus

Real World: Inner Circle

Em: walden just hangs out with dolph
Em: i'm surprised he doesn't live there too
Em: dolph house is like a zoo
Kati: Let's burn down Nott's house too and they can all live togehter
Manda: Haha, he's there all the time.
Em: LOLOL
Em: HAHHAHAA
Kati: Real World: Inner Circle
Meg: LOL
Sam: LOL
Manda: OMG
Em: DIESSSSSSSSSSSSS
Meg: PLEASE
Meg: THIS MUST HAPPEN
Sam: HAHAHAHA YYYY
Em: omg i'm choking
Sam: with nott's little nippers running around
Kati: Graley runs out of money
Em: ogashdfas
Kati: and has to move in too
Em: LOLOLOL
Sam: lmfao
Kati: his house gets repossessed
Em: oh god can you imagine bellatrix and claudette under the same roof
Sam: ROFL
Kati: LOLOL
Manda: dear lord.
Meg: LOL
Em: can you imagine GRALEY AND BINA under the same roof
Em: rodolphus would put like... lethal wards around her room
Kati: He would try to sneak into her bed
Kati: YYy we were thinking the same thing
Em: please someone b-q this
Em: omgggg real world inner circleasdf
Em: atticus is already living there
Em: walden practically lives there
Em: rookwood can come hang out
Manda: Walden hides behind the door in Dolph's library and jumps out yelling BOO at least once a day.
Em: lmfaooooooooooooooo

Um. From P chat actually. >_>

le loup etrange: so like on the bottom of the order post
JomJomBinkadil: yo
le loup etrange: where someone linked to the nonviolent resistance article?
le loup etrange: the writer of it requested access to the doc
le loup etrange: lmfao
JomJomBinkadil: lmao what?!
le loup etrange: cuz i guess when you click a link they can see referrals
le loup etrange: like what address it comes from?
le loup etrange: so he requested access lmfao
JomJomBinkadil: LOLOLOL
le loup etrange: and i wasn't paying attention
le loup etrange: so i just accepted
le loup etrange: and then i get this email
le loup etrange: Thank you. I was merely checking my StatCounter statistics on readership of "Strategic Nonviolent Defense", and heretofore hadn't seen a referring URL from Google Docs. --Gene Keyes
le loup etrange: and i sent back
le loup etrange: hopefully you don't think us too strange for using your work in a fictional setting. It's quite useful, so thank you!
le loup etrange: and he sent back: "have fun!"
JomJomBinkadil: lololol
JomJomBinkadil: that is so freaking hilarious
le loup etrange: i totally facepalmed lmfao lmfao
le loup etrange: oh man
JomJomBinkadil: well
JomJomBinkadil: at least it's the peaceful protest guy
le loup etrange: *dies*
JomJomBinkadil: and not a specialist on guerilla warfare
le loup etrange: *dies again*

from chat

elkinthewood: :O TLC is showing a special on sunday about a pregnant man
le loup etrange: uh
elkinthewood: rl mpreg?????????
elkinthewood: DNW
elkinthewood: DNW
elkinthewood: DNW
le loup etrange: need brain bleach
elkinthewood: it needed to be repeated three times

le loup etrange: YOU GUYS
mental splinter: EM GO SLEEP
le loup etrange: THE BEST THING IN MY LIFE EVER HAS HAPPENED
le loup etrange: i slept long enough i can't bear any more of it
whigsgottheparty: YOU TAGGED SNOTT?
mental splinter: MEETING CANCELED?
itsjustcate: ?
the white birds: hi em <333
itsjustcate: I came in chat
itsjustcate: thats what it is
itsjustcate: obvs
le loup etrange: uhh no i have been either working or asleep megbean
oh ryan taylor: you didn't have to hear casey taylor talk?
TheBlev4: you just saved a load of money by switching your car insurance to geiko?
le loup etrange: ...
le loup etrange: omg ashley
mental splinter: I am with Hannah
le loup etrange: om;lskdjf;laksdjf
the pocket otter: *noms on em*
mental splinter: LMAO ASH XD
le loup etrange: OKAY SO
whigsgottheparty: *plays Tchaichovsky on the world's tiniest violin*
le loup etrange: i had to write a report this morningggg oh hells no you did not just go there

While tagging this.

Kati: ...ohdear
Em: ?
Kati: the things nott wants to say in my head
Em: lmfao omg what
Kati: "How womanly of you to play matchmaker"
Em: lmfao lmfao dolph objects
Em: he didn't make the match
Em: just told walden to get off his lazy ass
Kati: haha but nott doens't know that
Em: he should say it lololol
Kati: I think he's going to
Em: dolph will threaten to beat him up
Em: it'll be awesome
Kati: HAAHHA TAG
Em: is nott's motherd ead
Kati: yes
Em: lol tag
Em: this would be an opportune time to bring up aeneas x atticus
Kati: that will never be brought up
Em: XD i wish
Kati: it didn't happen >>
Kati: haha nott should turn his womanly charms on to graley
Em: loooooool
Kati: tag
Kati: if encouraging = womanly charms re: matchmaking, then nott did say he would turn his womanly charms on graley :D
Kati: indirectly
Em: lolol aeneas
Em: tag
Kati: tag
Em: goddamn it i need to log in so i can use my icons
Em: i'm so tempted to just comment with maugrim
Em: no one would notice
Kati: haha
Kati: same PB?
Em: yep
Em: tag
Em: lmfao
Em: watch dolph and annie imperius graley
Kati: make him get married
Em: then take it off
Kati: he wakes up next to thubana "hey what happened here?"
Em: LMFAO
Em: if dolph imperiused him he would NOT make him marry his mother
Em: he'd make him marry like... araminta or something
Kati: tag
Em: lol this convo is much better with dolph icons
Em: tag
Em: lmfao annie/dolph plotting hurts my soul lmfao lmfao
Kati: they could even make him sing at his own wedding
Kati: they know how much he loves to sing
Em: lmfaooooooo
Kati: and tag
Em: homg why have these two not interacted before lmfao lmfao lmfao tag
Kati: they HAVE just not like this
Kati: tag
Kati: ...they are not good for each other
Em: >.>
Em: hahahaha oh god oh god this is amazing
Em: i hope hannah sees it
Kati: they are convincing each other to do this
Em: rodolphus was joking at first but now he's like hmmm maybe it IS a good idea
Kati: Nott thinks it's probably easier than tryig to convince him.

le loup etrange: weeeheheheh i love bl
mental splinter: oh no who died
le loup etrange: HAHAHA
snapesonaplane: that is a valid question
mental splinter: shite am I right? o_o
le loup etrange: no but that was hilarious
"keieeeye": now you go load your flist and someone is dead after all

from chat

xx emmanator (7:36:09 AM): .........OH MY
xx emmanator (7:36:17 AM): http://coldrose.insanejournal.com/5717.html
xx emmanator (7:36:21 AM): poor gaius
xx emmanator (7:36:22 AM): :X
the white birds (7:36:25 AM): OH SNAP
loup et lapin (7:36:25 AM): ohshittttt
the white birds (7:36:33 AM): AHAHAHAHA
weasleywheeze (7:36:35 AM): MUHAHAHA
the white birds (7:36:40 AM): OH MY GOODNESS

from chat

( Audrey Kitching for Lily, pt. 2. )

Em: blah blah, i'm kei! i live in mini-australia and our laws don't suck here, blah!

hey but srsly (3:44:11 AM) has entered the room.
hey but srsly (3:44:19 AM): SUP
le loup etrange (3:44:23 AM) has entered the room.
mental splinter (3:44:23 AM): ..........
le loup etrange (3:44:26 AM): ... wtf
mental splinter (3:44:32 AM): hi em?
le loup etrange (3:44:37 AM): did my boyfriend just invite me into chat
mental splinter (3:44:45 AM): is that who hey but srsly is?
hey but srsly (3:44:45 AM): What?
hey but srsly (3:44:46 AM): No.
le loup etrange (3:44:51 AM): GET OUT OF MY RP CHAT
hey but srsly (3:44:55 AM): HEY
snapesonaplane (3:44:58 AM): hahah
mental splinter (3:44:58 AM): HI D
hey but srsly (3:44:58 AM): I INVITED YOU
snapesonaplane (3:44:59 AM): HI D
snapesonaplane (3:45:00 AM): !
hey but srsly (3:45:01 AM): YOU'RE THE GUEST HERE
le loup etrange (3:45:06 AM): *facepalm*
mental splinter (3:45:06 AM): lol ooooooooooo
le loup etrange (3:45:09 AM): omg you're embarrassing me
mental splinter (3:45:13 AM): he's cute
hey but srsly (3:45:17 AM): But it's so fun.
mental splinter (3:45:19 AM): can we play with him?
fenrirthekat (3:45:21 AM): *lol*
hey but srsly (3:45:21 AM): OKAY BAI LADIES
le loup etrange (3:45:24 AM): oh god
hey but srsly (3:45:24 AM) has left the room.

(4:46:30 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): Carlotta wants to know why her Kneazle was not included in the poll. it is a very pure Kneazle
(4:46:47 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty says because it's a freaking Kneazle, lady.
(4:47:21 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): Just for that she is voting for you Barty
(4:47:40 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty: *abdicates to Dolph*
(4:48:41 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): Walden and Dem are tied! So are Dolph and Your Mom
(4:48:56 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): and Barty got more than Sev! >:|
(4:49:04 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): I blame Carlotta
(4:49:21 PM) SailorStarPoet: Actually blame Xeno.
(4:49:29 PM) SailorStarPoet: He thinks Barty as Minister would be funny.
(4:49:42 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): you guys are cracking me up
(4:49:43 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): Your characters are at war in their opinions Kassie
(4:50:00 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): DOLPH PULLED AHEAD
(4:50:00 PM) SailorStarPoet: Yes, they are.
(4:50:03 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): Walden and Demetrius are tied.
(4:50:04 PM) SailorStarPoet: Luckily, I'm used to this.
(4:50:10 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): That was Kate's fault, she didn't think Your Mum was qualified
(4:50:10 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): BARTY AND SEV ARE TIED
(4:50:11 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): ITS LIKE LISTENING TO A RACE ON THE RADIO :-D

from chat.

(4:26:46 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): what if "your mom" wins?
(4:26:51 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): then who will be minister?
(4:26:55 PM) Hannah (Roman, Dung, Graley, Senior, Delilah): your mum emily
(4:27:04 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): but my mum is not qualified
(4:27:05 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): loool
(4:27:07 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): thubana
(4:27:09 PM) Kei (Benjy, Pepper, Astra, Clara): Druella
(4:27:11 PM) Kei (Benjy, Pepper, Astra, Clara): or Thubana
(4:27:13 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): Eileen!
(4:27:14 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): DRUELLA
(4:27:16 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): omg
(4:27:17 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): From beyond the grave
(4:27:17 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): that'd be amazing
(4:27:18 PM) SailorStarPoet: Druella Black: MINISTER FOR MAGIC.
(4:27:25 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): lol
(4:27:29 PM) SailorStarPoet: EVERYONE MUST MARRY AS SHE DICTATES.
(4:27:35 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): ahahaha
(4:27:37 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): SHE WOULD
(4:27:37 PM) Hannah (Roman, Dung, Graley, Senior, Delilah): graley quits kthx
(4:27:38 PM) SailorStarPoet: And Barty and Jacq promptly go to France.
(4:27:52 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): haha i missed you guys :}}}}
(4:27:55 PM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina, Gina): oh man, dolph and your mom are head to head

from chat.

TheBlev4: let me go get a soda
le loup etrange: o dear. D will not be pleased
le loup etrange: my period is just in time for christmas
TheBlev4: because i'm having a so.. ohh
TheBlev4: uh oh
TheBlev4: how festive!
le loup etrange: ... DIES
TheBlev4: lolol
le loup etrange: i am BQing that
TheBlev4: i was like what the fuck does D care if i'm having a soda
TheBlev4: ASHLEY NO
TheBlev4: YOU'LL ROT YOUR TEETH
le loup etrange: lmfals;kjdf;laskjdf
TheBlev4: NOoooooooooooooooooooooo



FROM ZE CHAT.

(10:28:51 AM) SailorStarPoet: loool, I love Peggy The Hag. And how she looks like she smells something nasty.
(10:29:13 AM) SailorStarPoet: It's too bad I comes after E, because otherwise she'd be giving Barty that look, and it would amuse me terribly.
(10:29:26 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): i just noticed tabbit was next to voldemort
(10:29:30 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): i find it amusing
(10:29:49 AM) SailorStarPoet: oh god, I did not see that. *goes to see*
(10:30:07 AM) SailorStarPoet: HA.
(10:30:10 AM) SailorStarPoet: Awesome. XD
(10:30:23 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): she's like eeeeeh get away
(10:30:46 AM) SailorStarPoet: And he's like "Be intimidated by my LASER EYES"
(10:30:51 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): XDDDD

from chat.

From chat, Dec 13th:

le loup etrange: i keep waffling about whether to link it in my journal
le loup etrange: i don't want to make people feel compelled or anything
le loup etrange: *frets*
mental splinter: Em, repeat after me
mental splinter: I am awesome and deserve lovins
le loup etrange: THIS IS IRONIC
le loup etrange: I FEEL IT
le loup etrange: IRONY IS IN THE AIR
xx emmanator: isnt it?
xx emmanator: :D
mental splinter: XD
the white birds: XDDD
LeiaOS: LOL
mental splinter: i dun get it :\
xx emmanator: ...
xx emmanator: lol
le loup etrange: lol you of all people telling ME i should say i deserve love
xx emmanator: ange, if you dont get your app done by tomorrow I'm hacking your shit and finishing it for you
mental splinter: oh
mental splinter: :-[
le loup etrange: lololol i'll say it if you say it
LeiaOS: Emily such VIOLENCE
mental splinter: .........
mental splinter: on three
xx emmanator: Oh Sab you know you love me
mental splinter: one
LeiaOS: I do! It's true!
mental splinter: two
LeiaOS: <3
mental splinter: three
the eve the girl: mmm violence
the eve the girl: rawr
le loup etrange: I DESERVE LOVE OMG D: AND AM AWESOME
mental splinter: IT
mental splinter: >>
le loup etrange: ....
le loup etrange: you little twat
mental splinter: ^-^
snapesonaplane: LOLOLOL
sleepisforsunday: LOOOL
heykidbiteme: it always kinds of surprises/amuses me to see how many people i don't know find their way to my journal for that meme
sleepisforsunday: WIN
le loup etrange: >:{

(11:14:10 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): ew ash
(11:14:11 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): ugh
(11:14:24 PM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina, Gina): god gross, em is here
(11:14:27 PM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina, Gina): her with her font.
(11:14:29 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): *grosses all over you*
(11:14:37 PM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina, Gina): *loves it*
(11:15:17 PM) SailorStarPoet: *sells tape on the Interwebs*
(11:15:28 PM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): *rips it for free download*
(11:15:33 PM) Erin (No One): lmao
(11:15:58 PM) SailorStarPoet: Tyra, I doubt your commitment to sparklemotion. :|
(11:16:24 PM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): D: HOW DARE YOU
(11:16:38 PM) SailorStarPoet: WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD PAY FOR YOUR DOWNLOAD >:|
(11:17:00 PM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): I did :P then I put it on the interwebs for free for everyone else :P
(11:17:17 PM) SailorStarPoet: THAT IS WRONG, IT INTERRUPTS MY CAPITALIZING ON EM AND ASH.
(11:17:27 PM) SailorStarPoet: AND FOR THAT I DOUBT YOUR COMMITMENT TO SPARKLEMOTION. >:O
(11:17:49 PM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): WELL FINE SPARKLEMOTION IS STUPID ANYWAY >:[
(11:18:01 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): ....
(11:18:05 PM) Erin (No One): and this person keeps accidentally putting their finger in front of the thing
(11:18:06 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): o no you didn't
(11:18:06 PM) SailorStarPoet: Oh, Graley, you're never going to be king if you keep plotting to murder James Earl Jones.

from chat.

(10:47:41 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): we're talking about turning a human being into an animal, not ejaculating magic out of your wand
(10:47:47 PM) Kei (Benjy, Pepper, Astra, Clara): *snort*
(10:47:50 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): i'd think one takes considerably more talent than the other
(10:47:55 PM) Kei (Benjy, Pepper, Astra, Clara): oh definitely

from chat.

10:50:02 AM Em: wtf i look away for five seconds
10:50:06 AM Em: and the queen is shipping bedolphus

(12:22:05 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes): we need more inner circle badassery
(12:22:08 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes): go advertise people
(12:22:57 AM) SailorStarPoet: I had Charlus Potter pop up in my head and start Doing Things... but I'm not giving up Barty to play Charlus. It's on my Do Not Do list. :\
(12:23:30 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes): barty could die in a blaze of self-flagellation
(12:23:36 AM) SailorStarPoet: No.
(12:23:43 AM) Faith (Elle, Chloris, Doris): LOL kassie
(12:23:49 AM) Kei (Benjy, Pepper, Astra, Clara): you know, Pepper's clusterfuck totally leaves room for Astra to join the Order.
(12:23:52 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes): LOL
(12:24:02 AM) Mango (Aquila, Fabian, Alana): *dies*
(12:24:04 AM) Kei (Benjy, Pepper, Astra, Clara): I don't cover all five categories anymore!
(12:24:34 AM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina): i'm pretty sure they would "let her in" just to use her as bait
(12:24:44 AM) Kei (Benjy, Pepper, Astra, Clara): god that'd be funny
(12:24:44 AM) Ali (Atticus): Atticus says he WILL disown her if she dares
(12:25:17 AM) Kei (Benjy, Pepper, Astra, Clara): Astra: Hai :D
Order: ....
Astra: I wanna join your club. :D
Order: ....

from chat.

( LMAO WALDEN X JACQ )

[01:56] loup et lapin: OUR LOVE IS HIGHLY ENTROPIC
[01:56] loup et lapin: AND HIGHLY EXOTHERMIC
[01:56] loup et lapin: ITS SPONTANEOUS BAYBEH
[01:56] loup et lapin: THANKS TO GIBBS FREE ENERGEEEEYAH
[01:57] sleepisforsunday: OUR LOVE CAN NEVER BE MEASURED ACCURATELY BY ANY DEVICE
[01:57] sleepisforsunday: FOR WE CAN NEVER TRULY KNOW TIS DISTANCE
[01:58] loup et lapin: OUR DELTA MOMENTUM TIMES DELTA POSITION IS GREATER THAN OR EQUAL TO PLANCK'S CONSTANT OVER FOUR PI D:
[01:59] sleepisforsunday: COME HERE AND MOMENTUM MY POSITIONS

(3:29:13 AM) SailorStarPoet: Maybe I'm just decaffeinating, but... suilihponex ?
(3:29:25 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes): oh come on kassie
(3:29:27 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes): you of all people
(3:29:29 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes): should know what that is
(3:29:30 AM) SailorStarPoet: ................
(3:29:38 AM) SailorStarPoet: uhm.
(3:29:48 AM) SailorStarPoet: ...In my defense, I saw my extended family today?
(3:29:52 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes): XD
(3:30:02 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes): did you figure it out or are you still staring
(3:30:06 AM) SailorStarPoet: I got it. XD
(3:30:13 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes): oh good XD
(3:30:17 AM) Kei (Benjy, Pepper, Astra, Clara): haha

from chat.

4:25:33 PM leloupetrange: .... i am sorry a t-rex is not fucking smart enough to use physics to its advantage, i am sorry