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xx emmanator (12:59:48 AM): I guess Rufus just needed a ride home
elkinthewood (1:00:04 AM): [Amelia]'ll give him a ride whenever he wants

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sleepisforsunday: I WOULD SECOND LIKE TO THANK MY SHIFT KEY
sleepisforsunday: WHICH HAS STUCK THROUGH ME FROM THICK AND THIN
mental splinter: XD
sleepisforsunday: .. THROUGH WITH ME, EVEN
sleepisforsunday: BECAUSE A SHIFT KEY THROUHG ME WOULD BE PAINFUL
zee hates aim: i thought it was just stuck
sleepisforsunday:: no i hold it down
sleepisforsunday: i use EFFORT
sleepisforsunday: WHAT NOW
xx emmanator: lol
xx emmanator: :D
mental splinter: when i caps i don't use the lock either
mental splinter: IT IS MORE FUN TO HOLD MY PINKY IN PLACE OVER THIS KEY
sleepisforsunday:: GOOD GIRL
xx emmanator: I shit-hold with my ring finger
xx emmanator: personally
xx emmanator: ...
xx emmanator: SHIFT-HOLD
mental splinter: *screencaps*
xx emmanator: SCREW YOU ANGE
mental splinter: WITH THE SHIT-HOLD!?
sleepisforsunday: SHIT HOLD!!!

xx emmanator (7:36:09 AM): .........OH MY
xx emmanator (7:36:17 AM): http://coldrose.insanejournal.com/5717.html
xx emmanator (7:36:21 AM): poor gaius
xx emmanator (7:36:22 AM): :X
the white birds (7:36:25 AM): OH SNAP
loup et lapin (7:36:25 AM): ohshittttt
the white birds (7:36:33 AM): AHAHAHAHA
weasleywheeze (7:36:35 AM): MUHAHAHA
the white birds (7:36:40 AM): OH MY GOODNESS

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( Audrey Kitching for Lily, pt. 2. )

(11:13:41 AM) SailorStarPoet: Lumiere, y so stereotypically French? XD
(11:14:10 AM) SailorStarPoet: ...I need to stop thinking about Marius while watching Lumiere.
(11:14:12 AM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina, Gina): I lovelovelove Lumiere
(11:14:17 AM) SailorStarPoet: I really need to stop.
(11:14:25 AM) SailorStarPoet: Marius Lestrange is not a talking candlestick.
(11:14:50 AM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina, Gina): and i was like, totally crestfallen
(11:14:52 AM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): aww
(11:15:03 AM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina, Gina): lmao marius is totally a talking candlestick
(11:15:24 AM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): a murderous, talking candlestick
(11:15:53 AM) SailorStarPoet: Barty totz admires that talking candlestick. Maybe he can graduate from being a psychotic talking teacup and be as cool as the talking candlestick.

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Emily: I wont Dolphminister sooo bad
Emily: vote everyone
Ange: *votes for Nott to be different*
Alicia: Aeneas Nott eats house elves
Ange: ACK NO
Alicia: that would be an amazing smear campaign
Alicia: but he does
Meg: LOL!
Kati: HAHa
Ash: NOT NOTT FOR MINISTER
Alicia: ahaaaa
Ange: NOTT FOR MINISTER
Alicia: nott puns ftw
Ash: NOTT MY MINISTER
Ange: dude wtf would vote for Barty
Ange: he chopped of his own dad's head
Meg: a crazy person.
Emily: uhm mostly we were just goofing off ange
Ange: I know
Ash: lolol they could make buttons that changed
Emily: thats why FENRIR is on the ballot at all
Emily: :3
Ange: and Severus
Ash: Nott, My Minister ~~~~ NOT MY MINISTER

(4:46:30 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): Carlotta wants to know why her Kneazle was not included in the poll. it is a very pure Kneazle
(4:46:47 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty says because it's a freaking Kneazle, lady.
(4:47:21 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): Just for that she is voting for you Barty
(4:47:40 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty: *abdicates to Dolph*
(4:48:41 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): Walden and Dem are tied! So are Dolph and Your Mom
(4:48:56 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): and Barty got more than Sev! >:|
(4:49:04 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): I blame Carlotta
(4:49:21 PM) SailorStarPoet: Actually blame Xeno.
(4:49:29 PM) SailorStarPoet: He thinks Barty as Minister would be funny.
(4:49:42 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): you guys are cracking me up
(4:49:43 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): Your characters are at war in their opinions Kassie
(4:50:00 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): DOLPH PULLED AHEAD
(4:50:00 PM) SailorStarPoet: Yes, they are.
(4:50:03 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): Walden and Demetrius are tied.
(4:50:04 PM) SailorStarPoet: Luckily, I'm used to this.
(4:50:10 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): That was Kate's fault, she didn't think Your Mum was qualified
(4:50:10 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): BARTY AND SEV ARE TIED
(4:50:11 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): ITS LIKE LISTENING TO A RACE ON THE RADIO :-D

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(4:26:46 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): what if "your mom" wins?
(4:26:51 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): then who will be minister?
(4:26:55 PM) Hannah (Roman, Dung, Graley, Senior, Delilah): your mum emily
(4:27:04 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): but my mum is not qualified
(4:27:05 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): loool
(4:27:07 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): thubana
(4:27:09 PM) Kei (Benjy, Pepper, Astra, Clara): Druella
(4:27:11 PM) Kei (Benjy, Pepper, Astra, Clara): or Thubana
(4:27:13 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): Eileen!
(4:27:14 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): DRUELLA
(4:27:16 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): omg
(4:27:17 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): From beyond the grave
(4:27:17 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): that'd be amazing
(4:27:18 PM) SailorStarPoet: Druella Black: MINISTER FOR MAGIC.
(4:27:25 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): lol
(4:27:29 PM) SailorStarPoet: EVERYONE MUST MARRY AS SHE DICTATES.
(4:27:35 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): ahahaha
(4:27:37 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): SHE WOULD
(4:27:37 PM) Hannah (Roman, Dung, Graley, Senior, Delilah): graley quits kthx
(4:27:38 PM) SailorStarPoet: And Barty and Jacq promptly go to France.
(4:27:52 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): haha i missed you guys :}}}}
(4:27:55 PM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina, Gina): oh man, dolph and your mom are head to head

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( THE ORIGINAL FETUS NAMING CONVERSATION :D )

( ANGE DO NOT CLICK THIS. )

( HI, BABY! )

(9:06:01 PM) SailorStarPoet: OKAY. I HAVE COUNTED AND CHECKED THE MATH AND KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT NOW.
(9:06:33 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): lol
(9:06:39 PM) SailorStarPoet: I have 17 posts, Kati is trailing behing me at 8, then Kei has 6, Ange has 4, Tyra has 3, Faith and Chels both have 2, and Kaitlin, Em, Elisa, and Sab all have 1 apiece.
(9:06:54 PM) Alter (Mirelle): lol did Dem just ohsnap with Dante XD

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( ANGE DO NOT CLICK THIS. IT IS DEFFOES NSFA AND NSFW. )

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stealyourhorcrux (12:06:10 AM): and alana in hufflepuff
xx emmanator (12:06:15 AM): oh yeah her too
stealyourhorcrux (12:06:16 AM): was in their year
stealyourhorcrux (12:06:18 AM): <3
xx emmanator (12:06:20 AM): <3
SailorStarPoet (12:06:22 AM): Oh yeah. XD
xx emmanator (12:06:25 AM): I always think she's older
stealyourhorcrux (12:06:32 AM): she is wise for her age~
the pocket otter (12:06:32 AM): mah ittle sister
SailorStarPoet (12:06:32 AM): She acts more mature then they do.
xx emmanator (12:06:36 AM): hah yeah
SailorStarPoet (12:07:01 AM): I mean, between Shitfit Twin, Sobby Twin, Deadgulus, Libby McMouthpiece, and Spazzatron...
SailorStarPoet (12:07:08 AM): It's not hard to be more mature than that lot.

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(8:49:08 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty... I don't know if they'd have parties at the hospital. They certainly wouldn't involve drinking, since drunk doctoring is frowned upon and dangerous.
(8:49:26 PM) Emily (Mulciber): so is topless oncology, as it turns out ;-)
(8:49:51 PM) SailorStarPoet: I do know that I still plan on him trying to work ON CHRISTMAS.
(8:50:11 PM) Penny (Moody, Antonin, Aaron): Antonin says no, Kassie.
(8:50:29 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty says Try and stop him from trying, Penny.
(8:50:44 PM) Penny (Moody, Antonin, Aaron): Antonin says OH REALLY, BARTY.
(8:51:03 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty says nothing and just goes in to see a patient.
(8:51:26 PM) Penny (Moody, Antonin, Aaron): and when he comes out, Antonin drags him off and goes YOU ARE OFF-DUTY. QUIT IT.
(8:51:42 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty: I HAVE TO GET THESE TESTS TO THE LAB.
(8:52:07 PM) Penny (Moody, Antonin, Aaron): Antonin: SOMEONE ELSE IS DOING IT. DO NOT MAKE ME CARRY YOU AGAIN.
(8:52:33 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty: You couldn't manage it and I'd have to hurt you if you tried to do anything to... erm... reverse the healing you've done.
(8:53:02 PM) Penny (Moody, Antonin, Aaron): Antonin: *eyebrow raise* You would have to hurt me, would you.
(8:53:51 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty: Just enough to make you stop trying to carry someone who weighs more than you do. You got grievously injured, remember? :|
(8:54:29 PM) Penny (Moody, Antonin, Aaron): Antonin: Bartemius Crouch Jr., you are officially off-duty and if you do not come with me right now, I will be extremely put out. Am I being clear?
(8:54:57 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty: ....Stop using my full name and I'll come quietly. :\
(8:55:07 PM) Penny (Moody, Antonin, Aaron): ahaha. Antonin: *wins*
(8:55:16 PM) Penny (Moody, Antonin, Aaron): at least he didn't stick in the Hallam?
(8:55:44 PM) SailorStarPoet: Yeah, then he would've won by virtue of Barty going, ".....Reg and I used to middle-name each other" and emo-ing all over the place.
(8:55:58 PM) Penny (Moody, Antonin, Aaron): and then he would go "oh for fuck's sake" and get Barty drunk.
(8:56:18 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty: *likes that plan*

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From chat, Dec 13th:

le loup etrange: i keep waffling about whether to link it in my journal
le loup etrange: i don't want to make people feel compelled or anything
le loup etrange: *frets*
mental splinter: Em, repeat after me
mental splinter: I am awesome and deserve lovins
le loup etrange: THIS IS IRONIC
le loup etrange: I FEEL IT
le loup etrange: IRONY IS IN THE AIR
xx emmanator: isnt it?
xx emmanator: :D
mental splinter: XD
the white birds: XDDD
LeiaOS: LOL
mental splinter: i dun get it :\
xx emmanator: ...
xx emmanator: lol
le loup etrange: lol you of all people telling ME i should say i deserve love
xx emmanator: ange, if you dont get your app done by tomorrow I'm hacking your shit and finishing it for you
mental splinter: oh
mental splinter: :-[
le loup etrange: lololol i'll say it if you say it
LeiaOS: Emily such VIOLENCE
mental splinter: .........
mental splinter: on three
xx emmanator: Oh Sab you know you love me
mental splinter: one
LeiaOS: I do! It's true!
mental splinter: two
LeiaOS: <3
mental splinter: three
the eve the girl: mmm violence
the eve the girl: rawr
le loup etrange: I DESERVE LOVE OMG D: AND AM AWESOME
mental splinter: IT
mental splinter: >>
le loup etrange: ....
le loup etrange: you little twat
mental splinter: ^-^
snapesonaplane: LOLOLOL
sleepisforsunday: LOOOL
heykidbiteme: it always kinds of surprises/amuses me to see how many people i don't know find their way to my journal for that meme
sleepisforsunday: WIN
le loup etrange: >:{

From Chat:

( Chloris is ghetto, yo )

( you're a pie, you can't have sandwhiches. )

(1:45:57 PM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): Barty and Reg are the SamFrodo of BL. :\
(1:46:00 PM) Emily (Mulciber): he yes
(1:46:04 PM) Emily (Mulciber): well not anymore
(1:46:14 PM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): Yeah, Reg went to the Undying Lands. :\
(1:46:27 PM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): So Barty has to go marry Rosie Cotton (Gen) and have lots of babies.
(1:46:55 PM) Emily (Mulciber): and name one after Regulus
(1:47:01 PM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): One of them is going to have SOME part of his name be Regulus.
(1:47:24 PM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): Regardless of which attractive, busty, blonde, foreign girl he wound up with, Barty was always going to be adamant about that.
(1:47:42 PM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): Like, if he'd married Anz, the poor kid would've been something like Antonin Regulus Crouch.
(1:47:49 PM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): Because THAT name won't fuck you up.
(1:47:50 PM) Emily (Mulciber): omg worst ever
(1:47:51 PM) Emily (Mulciber): haha
(1:48:06 PM) Emily (Mulciber): Dem's children are going to be horribly named, if he's trusted with the naming

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(1:18:42 PM) Penny (Antonin, Aaron): so, I miiiight be making an apartment block full of DMLE Sims. Just for laughs
(1:19:17 PM) Penny (Antonin, Aaron): *waits for Rudi to kill them all* >_>
(1:19:38 PM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): Barty says no killing Senior. Senior's HIS KILL.
(1:19:57 PM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): Barty would go mano a mano with Fenrir and Dolph, simultaneously, to kill Senior.
(1:20:15 PM) Emily (Mulciber): barty is froshuz
(1:20:35 PM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): And he'd probably whip out some super cool ninja moves... then faint from exhaustion immediately after pwning Fuzzy and Gigantor.

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( THE FOLLOWING QUOTE HAS BEEN DEEMED VERY VERY VERY NOT SAFE FOR ANGE. )

from chat.

( EM don't look here we use the A word. )

[from chat]

zachythegreat: ...omg i love my wife
zachythegreat: er, claudette wife
the pocket otter: haha
mental splinter: lool
the pocket otter: I love mah girlfriend and mah husband
TheBlev4: i still can't wait for Anus to get out and go openly crazy
zachythegreat: she is such a great wife
zachythegreat: ME TOO
xx emmanator: aww
mental splinter: I love my awesome extended family that consists of mostly DMLE people
the pocket otter: and mah pack leader
TheBlev4: every time she updates all sappily i cackle
xx emmanator: i love my nonexistant IG wife
zachythegreat: he totally doesn't love her as much as she loves him
oh ryan taylor: i love my pregnant wife
zachythegreat: but he is fine with that
mental splinter: lol emily XD
xx emmanator: and I love my group of friends
TheBlev4: LOL
oh ryan taylor: and then my dead wife and son
boxesnlists: I <3 my DMLE girlfriend. And my imprisoned one.
phoenix shimmers: loffs pregnant wife *bandwagon*

(5:38:06 PM) Cairo (Higgs): guys who is a really icky/disliked person EXCLUDING HITLER that most all people would refuse to talk to
(5:38:16 PM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina): paris hilton
(5:38:16 PM) SailorStarPoet: Paris Hilton
(5:38:16 PM) Emily (Mulciber): paris hilton :3
(5:38:19 PM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina): LOL
(5:38:19 PM) Bree (Marius, James): LOL.
(5:38:20 PM) SailorStarPoet: LOL

From chat.

5:18:43 PM Ange: Grady says remind him NOT to place Katie in Pepp's custody should he die
5:18:58 PM thepocketotter: Pepper says omg WHO WOULD DO THAT?
5:19:06 PM Ange: Grady
5:19:10 PM thepocketotter: though actually if he did end up with a baby he'd take it seriously
5:19:14 PM Ange: when his other best mates are all goners
5:19:15 PM thepocketotter: he just... would really prefer not
5:19:23 PM Ange: you're just tempting me, Kei
5:19:25 PM thepocketotter: haha
5:19:28 PM Ange: Grady has weres after him
5:19:37 PM Ange: I MIGHT JUST PUT KATIE IN YOUR LAP
5:19:48 PM Emily: Katie Bell Pepper??!?!?!
5:19:52 PM Alicia: HAHAHHAHA
5:19:52 PM thepocketotter: I can just imagine Pepper going "um.... Jo..... it followed me home, can I keep it."
5:19:53 PM Kati: OMG YES
5:19:53 PM Ange: .................
5:19:57 PM Ange: NO
5:19:58 PM Alicia: lololl
5:19:59 PM Ange: JUST BELL
5:19:59 PM Emily: BELL PEPPER
5:20:03 PM thepocketotter: LOL
5:20:05 PM Alicia: BELL PEPPER
5:20:06 PM Chels: lolllllll
5:20:07 PM Ange: KATIE AILEEN BELL
5:20:07 PM Alicia: hahahaha
5:20:11 PM Alicia: katie bell pepper
5:20:13 PM thepocketotter: you have to admit Ange
5:20:15 PM Emily: Katie Aileen Bell-Pepper
5:20:17 PM thepocketotter: bell pepper is pretty hilarious
5:20:19 PM Emily: its PUNTASTIC
5:20:23 PM Alicia: YES IT IS
5:20:23 PM Ange: I REFUSE TO LAUGH
5:20:29 PM thepocketotter: LAUGH
5:20:30 PM Chels: COME ON YOU KNOW YOU WANNA
5:20:30 PM thepocketotter: LAUGH
5:20:31 PM thepocketotter: GIVE IN
5:20:33 PM Ange: REEEEEEEFUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEE
5:20:34 PM Kati: LAUGH
5:20:35 PM Emily: ITS HYSTERICAL
5:20:38 PM Chels: AHAHAHAHAHA
5:20:38 PM thepocketotter: BELL-PEPPER
5:20:41 PM Alicia: HAHAHA
5:20:45 PM Kati: You can not-laugh if it actually happens!
5:20:45 PM Emily: HEHEHEHEHE
5:20:46 PM Ange: SHE'S GOING TO TED