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Em: rufus will call moody pickle
Kati: what will rufus call nott?
Blev: uranus
Kati: :|
Em: yeah he'll probably call him anus, as repugnant as i find the word
Kati: hahahah you just said anus

On Barty offing Karkaroff and getting himself killed:

Xan: Barty hopes Nott will be proud he killed him :(
Xan: Even though he failed with Rufus later.
Kati: he will be totally proud
Kati: if he finds out
Kati: then he will find out he died
Xan: :(
Kati: and blame bellatrix for not training him well
Xan: He thought about Nott while fighting Rufus!
Kati: aww
Xan: In the same line as Bellatrix though.

From IM.

Regarding Order and Albion morning training and runs:

Kati: i'm trying to imagine peter running with all of them now
Kati: and training
Sam: ROFL
Kati: he like has his arms crossed the whole time
Kati: and his angryface on
Sam: LOLOL RUNNING WITH HIS ARMS CROSSED

While discussing this with Ali...

Ali: lmao I love that the IC's solution to everything is alcohol
Kati: they aren't in touch with their feelings, that's why
Ali: lol, clearly not at all. It's much easier to discuss the appropriate wine pairing for "sorry your wife doesn't remember marrying you"

Real World: Inner Circle

Em: walden just hangs out with dolph
Em: i'm surprised he doesn't live there too
Em: dolph house is like a zoo
Kati: Let's burn down Nott's house too and they can all live togehter
Manda: Haha, he's there all the time.
Em: LOLOL
Em: HAHHAHAA
Kati: Real World: Inner Circle
Meg: LOL
Sam: LOL
Manda: OMG
Em: DIESSSSSSSSSSSSS
Meg: PLEASE
Meg: THIS MUST HAPPEN
Sam: HAHAHAHA YYYY
Em: omg i'm choking
Sam: with nott's little nippers running around
Kati: Graley runs out of money
Em: ogashdfas
Kati: and has to move in too
Em: LOLOLOL
Sam: lmfao
Kati: his house gets repossessed
Em: oh god can you imagine bellatrix and claudette under the same roof
Sam: ROFL
Kati: LOLOL
Manda: dear lord.
Meg: LOL
Em: can you imagine GRALEY AND BINA under the same roof
Em: rodolphus would put like... lethal wards around her room
Kati: He would try to sneak into her bed
Kati: YYy we were thinking the same thing
Em: please someone b-q this
Em: omgggg real world inner circleasdf
Em: atticus is already living there
Em: walden practically lives there
Em: rookwood can come hang out
Manda: Walden hides behind the door in Dolph's library and jumps out yelling BOO at least once a day.
Em: lmfaooooooooooooooo

Um. From P chat actually. >_>

Poufy sent this to me in IM.

Ash: lmao i hope that snape never hits on kingsley
Poufy: what
Ash: i just realised that he got all up on my other two characters' bffs

from chat

sleepisforsunday: I WOULD SECOND LIKE TO THANK MY SHIFT KEY
sleepisforsunday: WHICH HAS STUCK THROUGH ME FROM THICK AND THIN
mental splinter: XD
sleepisforsunday: .. THROUGH WITH ME, EVEN
sleepisforsunday: BECAUSE A SHIFT KEY THROUHG ME WOULD BE PAINFUL
zee hates aim: i thought it was just stuck
sleepisforsunday:: no i hold it down
sleepisforsunday: i use EFFORT
sleepisforsunday: WHAT NOW
xx emmanator: lol
xx emmanator: :D
mental splinter: when i caps i don't use the lock either
mental splinter: IT IS MORE FUN TO HOLD MY PINKY IN PLACE OVER THIS KEY
sleepisforsunday:: GOOD GIRL
xx emmanator: I shit-hold with my ring finger
xx emmanator: personally
xx emmanator: ...
xx emmanator: SHIFT-HOLD
mental splinter: *screencaps*
xx emmanator: SCREW YOU ANGE
mental splinter: WITH THE SHIT-HOLD!?
sleepisforsunday: SHIT HOLD!!!

xPunkyMandax: Haha, I always imagine that the not IC are scrawny.
TheBlev4: marius is a lestrange. he'd get booted if he were short
loup et lapin: atticus is like three inches and 30 pounds lighter than marius
loup et lapin: corbina and chloris are only skinny because thubana starves them
TheBlev4: lolol she makes these huge meals
TheBlev4: and then is like "here are your three peas and a inch thing of steak
loup et lapin: dolph slips her some potatoes
TheBlev4: "YOU CUT THAT PEA IN HALF CORBINA, DON'T SHOVE IT ALL IN YOUR MOUTH AT ONCE. DO LIKE YOUR SISTER DOES"

( early morning purist babble! )

( Rumble in da BL chat )

From chat, slightly edited to make it briefer

( Picture behind cut )

le loup etrange: so like on the bottom of the order post
JomJomBinkadil: yo
le loup etrange: where someone linked to the nonviolent resistance article?
le loup etrange: the writer of it requested access to the doc
le loup etrange: lmfao
JomJomBinkadil: lmao what?!
le loup etrange: cuz i guess when you click a link they can see referrals
le loup etrange: like what address it comes from?
le loup etrange: so he requested access lmfao
JomJomBinkadil: LOLOLOL
le loup etrange: and i wasn't paying attention
le loup etrange: so i just accepted
le loup etrange: and then i get this email
le loup etrange: Thank you. I was merely checking my StatCounter statistics on readership of "Strategic Nonviolent Defense", and heretofore hadn't seen a referring URL from Google Docs. --Gene Keyes
le loup etrange: and i sent back
le loup etrange: hopefully you don't think us too strange for using your work in a fictional setting. It's quite useful, so thank you!
le loup etrange: and he sent back: "have fun!"
JomJomBinkadil: lololol
JomJomBinkadil: that is so freaking hilarious
le loup etrange: i totally facepalmed lmfao lmfao
le loup etrange: oh man
JomJomBinkadil: well
JomJomBinkadil: at least it's the peaceful protest guy
le loup etrange: *dies*
JomJomBinkadil: and not a specialist on guerilla warfare
le loup etrange: *dies again*

from chat

elkinthewood: :O TLC is showing a special on sunday about a pregnant man
le loup etrange: uh
elkinthewood: rl mpreg?????????
elkinthewood: DNW
elkinthewood: DNW
elkinthewood: DNW
le loup etrange: need brain bleach
elkinthewood: it needed to be repeated three times

re: http://thewolfman.insanejournal.com/11025.html

TheBlev4: lmao has fenrir been reading the chronicles of narnia?






(yes we know it's edmund not edward but it's still funny)

le loup etrange: YOU GUYS
mental splinter: EM GO SLEEP
le loup etrange: THE BEST THING IN MY LIFE EVER HAS HAPPENED
le loup etrange: i slept long enough i can't bear any more of it
whigsgottheparty: YOU TAGGED SNOTT?
mental splinter: MEETING CANCELED?
itsjustcate: ?
the white birds: hi em <333
itsjustcate: I came in chat
itsjustcate: thats what it is
itsjustcate: obvs
le loup etrange: uhh no i have been either working or asleep megbean
oh ryan taylor: you didn't have to hear casey taylor talk?
TheBlev4: you just saved a load of money by switching your car insurance to geiko?
le loup etrange: ...
le loup etrange: omg ashley
mental splinter: I am with Hannah
le loup etrange: om;lskdjf;laksdjf
the pocket otter: *noms on em*
mental splinter: LMAO ASH XD
le loup etrange: OKAY SO
whigsgottheparty: *plays Tchaichovsky on the world's tiniest violin*
le loup etrange: i had to write a report this morningggg oh hells no you did not just go there

While tagging this.

Kati: ...ohdear
Em: ?
Kati: the things nott wants to say in my head
Em: lmfao omg what
Kati: "How womanly of you to play matchmaker"
Em: lmfao lmfao dolph objects
Em: he didn't make the match
Em: just told walden to get off his lazy ass
Kati: haha but nott doens't know that
Em: he should say it lololol
Kati: I think he's going to
Em: dolph will threaten to beat him up
Em: it'll be awesome
Kati: HAAHHA TAG
Em: is nott's motherd ead
Kati: yes
Em: lol tag
Em: this would be an opportune time to bring up aeneas x atticus
Kati: that will never be brought up
Em: XD i wish
Kati: it didn't happen >>
Kati: haha nott should turn his womanly charms on to graley
Em: loooooool
Kati: tag
Kati: if encouraging = womanly charms re: matchmaking, then nott did say he would turn his womanly charms on graley :D
Kati: indirectly
Em: lolol aeneas
Em: tag
Kati: tag
Em: goddamn it i need to log in so i can use my icons
Em: i'm so tempted to just comment with maugrim
Em: no one would notice
Kati: haha
Kati: same PB?
Em: yep
Em: tag
Em: lmfao
Em: watch dolph and annie imperius graley
Kati: make him get married
Em: then take it off
Kati: he wakes up next to thubana "hey what happened here?"
Em: LMFAO
Em: if dolph imperiused him he would NOT make him marry his mother
Em: he'd make him marry like... araminta or something
Kati: tag
Em: lol this convo is much better with dolph icons
Em: tag
Em: lmfao annie/dolph plotting hurts my soul lmfao lmfao
Kati: they could even make him sing at his own wedding
Kati: they know how much he loves to sing
Em: lmfaooooooo
Kati: and tag
Em: homg why have these two not interacted before lmfao lmfao lmfao tag
Kati: they HAVE just not like this
Kati: tag
Kati: ...they are not good for each other
Em: >.>
Em: hahahaha oh god oh god this is amazing
Em: i hope hannah sees it
Kati: they are convincing each other to do this
Em: rodolphus was joking at first but now he's like hmmm maybe it IS a good idea
Kati: Nott thinks it's probably easier than tryig to convince him.

Alicia: considering patricide seems to run in both the yaxley and macnair families
Alicia: ben should watch out when he has offspring

le loup etrange: weeeheheheh i love bl
mental splinter: oh no who died
le loup etrange: HAHAHA
snapesonaplane: that is a valid question
mental splinter: shite am I right? o_o
le loup etrange: no but that was hilarious
"keieeeye": now you go load your flist and someone is dead after all

from chat

( NSFA )

xx emmanator (7:36:09 AM): .........OH MY
xx emmanator (7:36:17 AM): http://coldrose.insanejournal.com/5717.html
xx emmanator (7:36:21 AM): poor gaius
xx emmanator (7:36:22 AM): :X
the white birds (7:36:25 AM): OH SNAP
loup et lapin (7:36:25 AM): ohshittttt
the white birds (7:36:33 AM): AHAHAHAHA
weasleywheeze (7:36:35 AM): MUHAHAHA
the white birds (7:36:40 AM): OH MY GOODNESS

from chat

( In which Tyra and Kassie discuss patricide and jaunty tunes. )

from IM.

Em: blah blah, i'm kei! i live in mini-australia and our laws don't suck here, blah!

( If you're Ange, don't click )

From chat

Emily: I wont Dolphminister sooo bad
Emily: vote everyone
Ange: *votes for Nott to be different*
Alicia: Aeneas Nott eats house elves
Ange: ACK NO
Alicia: that would be an amazing smear campaign
Alicia: but he does
Meg: LOL!
Kati: HAHa
Ash: NOT NOTT FOR MINISTER
Alicia: ahaaaa
Ange: NOTT FOR MINISTER
Alicia: nott puns ftw
Ash: NOTT MY MINISTER
Ange: dude wtf would vote for Barty
Ange: he chopped of his own dad's head
Meg: a crazy person.
Emily: uhm mostly we were just goofing off ange
Ange: I know
Ash: lolol they could make buttons that changed
Emily: thats why FENRIR is on the ballot at all
Emily: :3
Ange: and Severus
Ash: Nott, My Minister ~~~~ NOT MY MINISTER

(4:46:30 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): Carlotta wants to know why her Kneazle was not included in the poll. it is a very pure Kneazle
(4:46:47 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty says because it's a freaking Kneazle, lady.
(4:47:21 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): Just for that she is voting for you Barty
(4:47:40 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty: *abdicates to Dolph*
(4:48:41 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): Walden and Dem are tied! So are Dolph and Your Mom
(4:48:56 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): and Barty got more than Sev! >:|
(4:49:04 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): I blame Carlotta
(4:49:21 PM) SailorStarPoet: Actually blame Xeno.
(4:49:29 PM) SailorStarPoet: He thinks Barty as Minister would be funny.
(4:49:42 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): you guys are cracking me up
(4:49:43 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): Your characters are at war in their opinions Kassie
(4:50:00 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): DOLPH PULLED AHEAD
(4:50:00 PM) SailorStarPoet: Yes, they are.
(4:50:03 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): Walden and Demetrius are tied.
(4:50:04 PM) SailorStarPoet: Luckily, I'm used to this.
(4:50:10 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): That was Kate's fault, she didn't think Your Mum was qualified
(4:50:10 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): BARTY AND SEV ARE TIED
(4:50:11 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): ITS LIKE LISTENING TO A RACE ON THE RADIO :-D

from chat.

(4:26:46 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): what if "your mom" wins?
(4:26:51 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): then who will be minister?
(4:26:55 PM) Hannah (Roman, Dung, Graley, Senior, Delilah): your mum emily
(4:27:04 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): but my mum is not qualified
(4:27:05 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): loool
(4:27:07 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): thubana
(4:27:09 PM) Kei (Benjy, Pepper, Astra, Clara): Druella
(4:27:11 PM) Kei (Benjy, Pepper, Astra, Clara): or Thubana
(4:27:13 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): Eileen!
(4:27:14 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): DRUELLA
(4:27:16 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): omg
(4:27:17 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): From beyond the grave
(4:27:17 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): that'd be amazing
(4:27:18 PM) SailorStarPoet: Druella Black: MINISTER FOR MAGIC.
(4:27:25 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): lol
(4:27:29 PM) SailorStarPoet: EVERYONE MUST MARRY AS SHE DICTATES.
(4:27:35 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): ahahaha
(4:27:37 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): SHE WOULD
(4:27:37 PM) Hannah (Roman, Dung, Graley, Senior, Delilah): graley quits kthx
(4:27:38 PM) SailorStarPoet: And Barty and Jacq promptly go to France.
(4:27:52 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): haha i missed you guys :}}}}
(4:27:55 PM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina, Gina): oh man, dolph and your mom are head to head

from chat.

( long quote is long. )

Alter: Armani PSH the dark lord wears prada. DX

( THE ORIGINAL FETUS NAMING CONVERSATION :D )

( ANGE DO NOT CLICK THIS. )

( HI, BABY! )

After asking if they think Kingsley's parents should leave the country...

Poufy: they can move to Bel Air
me: YYYYY
Ash: LOL
Me: i'm trying to figure out if they should leave in time or not. they won't leave until after christmas
Poufy: because a couple of guys were up to no good
Me: aka voldy
Me: started making trouble in their neighborhood?
Poufy: yes
Ash: kingsley got in one little fight
Ash: and his mum got scared
Me: (that fight was at hogwarts btw)
Ash: and said their moving all his aunties and uncles to bel air
Me: y
Ash: he put his wand out for the knight bus
Ash: and when it came near
Ash: Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down, and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the KINGley of a town called Bel-Air
Ash: In West Londondelphia, born and raised, on the quidditch pitch is where I spent most of my days, Chill' out maxin' relaxin' all cool, and shootin' some quaffles outside of the school
Ash: I put my wand out for the knight bus and when it came near, there was an old dude and a young dude and a shrunken head on the mirror!

Oh and then Poufy found this: http://www.bustedtees.com/rare

(9:06:01 PM) SailorStarPoet: OKAY. I HAVE COUNTED AND CHECKED THE MATH AND KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT NOW.
(9:06:33 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): lol
(9:06:39 PM) SailorStarPoet: I have 17 posts, Kati is trailing behing me at 8, then Kei has 6, Ange has 4, Tyra has 3, Faith and Chels both have 2, and Kaitlin, Em, Elisa, and Sab all have 1 apiece.
(9:06:54 PM) Alter (Mirelle): lol did Dem just ohsnap with Dante XD

from chat.

( ANGE DO NOT CLICK THIS. IT IS DEFFOES NSFA AND NSFW. )

from chat.

(10:28:51 AM) SailorStarPoet: loool, I love Peggy The Hag. And how she looks like she smells something nasty.
(10:29:13 AM) SailorStarPoet: It's too bad I comes after E, because otherwise she'd be giving Barty that look, and it would amuse me terribly.
(10:29:26 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): i just noticed tabbit was next to voldemort
(10:29:30 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): i find it amusing
(10:29:49 AM) SailorStarPoet: oh god, I did not see that. *goes to see*
(10:30:07 AM) SailorStarPoet: HA.
(10:30:10 AM) SailorStarPoet: Awesome. XD
(10:30:23 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): she's like eeeeeh get away
(10:30:46 AM) SailorStarPoet: And he's like "Be intimidated by my LASER EYES"
(10:30:51 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): XDDDD

from chat.

stealyourhorcrux (12:06:10 AM): and alana in hufflepuff
xx emmanator (12:06:15 AM): oh yeah her too
stealyourhorcrux (12:06:16 AM): was in their year
stealyourhorcrux (12:06:18 AM): <3
xx emmanator (12:06:20 AM): <3
SailorStarPoet (12:06:22 AM): Oh yeah. XD
xx emmanator (12:06:25 AM): I always think she's older
stealyourhorcrux (12:06:32 AM): she is wise for her age~
the pocket otter (12:06:32 AM): mah ittle sister
SailorStarPoet (12:06:32 AM): She acts more mature then they do.
xx emmanator (12:06:36 AM): hah yeah
SailorStarPoet (12:07:01 AM): I mean, between Shitfit Twin, Sobby Twin, Deadgulus, Libby McMouthpiece, and Spazzatron...
SailorStarPoet (12:07:08 AM): It's not hard to be more mature than that lot.

From chat

(8:49:08 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty... I don't know if they'd have parties at the hospital. They certainly wouldn't involve drinking, since drunk doctoring is frowned upon and dangerous.
(8:49:26 PM) Emily (Mulciber): so is topless oncology, as it turns out ;-)
(8:49:51 PM) SailorStarPoet: I do know that I still plan on him trying to work ON CHRISTMAS.
(8:50:11 PM) Penny (Moody, Antonin, Aaron): Antonin says no, Kassie.
(8:50:29 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty says Try and stop him from trying, Penny.
(8:50:44 PM) Penny (Moody, Antonin, Aaron): Antonin says OH REALLY, BARTY.
(8:51:03 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty says nothing and just goes in to see a patient.
(8:51:26 PM) Penny (Moody, Antonin, Aaron): and when he comes out, Antonin drags him off and goes YOU ARE OFF-DUTY. QUIT IT.
(8:51:42 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty: I HAVE TO GET THESE TESTS TO THE LAB.
(8:52:07 PM) Penny (Moody, Antonin, Aaron): Antonin: SOMEONE ELSE IS DOING IT. DO NOT MAKE ME CARRY YOU AGAIN.
(8:52:33 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty: You couldn't manage it and I'd have to hurt you if you tried to do anything to... erm... reverse the healing you've done.
(8:53:02 PM) Penny (Moody, Antonin, Aaron): Antonin: *eyebrow raise* You would have to hurt me, would you.
(8:53:51 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty: Just enough to make you stop trying to carry someone who weighs more than you do. You got grievously injured, remember? :|
(8:54:29 PM) Penny (Moody, Antonin, Aaron): Antonin: Bartemius Crouch Jr., you are officially off-duty and if you do not come with me right now, I will be extremely put out. Am I being clear?
(8:54:57 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty: ....Stop using my full name and I'll come quietly. :\
(8:55:07 PM) Penny (Moody, Antonin, Aaron): ahaha. Antonin: *wins*
(8:55:16 PM) Penny (Moody, Antonin, Aaron): at least he didn't stick in the Hallam?
(8:55:44 PM) SailorStarPoet: Yeah, then he would've won by virtue of Barty going, ".....Reg and I used to middle-name each other" and emo-ing all over the place.
(8:55:58 PM) Penny (Moody, Antonin, Aaron): and then he would go "oh for fuck's sake" and get Barty drunk.
(8:56:18 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty: *likes that plan*

from chat.

From chat, Dec 13th:

le loup etrange: i keep waffling about whether to link it in my journal
le loup etrange: i don't want to make people feel compelled or anything
le loup etrange: *frets*
mental splinter: Em, repeat after me
mental splinter: I am awesome and deserve lovins
le loup etrange: THIS IS IRONIC
le loup etrange: I FEEL IT
le loup etrange: IRONY IS IN THE AIR
xx emmanator: isnt it?
xx emmanator: :D
mental splinter: XD
the white birds: XDDD
LeiaOS: LOL
mental splinter: i dun get it :\
xx emmanator: ...
xx emmanator: lol
le loup etrange: lol you of all people telling ME i should say i deserve love
xx emmanator: ange, if you dont get your app done by tomorrow I'm hacking your shit and finishing it for you
mental splinter: oh
mental splinter: :-[
le loup etrange: lololol i'll say it if you say it
LeiaOS: Emily such VIOLENCE
mental splinter: .........
mental splinter: on three
xx emmanator: Oh Sab you know you love me
mental splinter: one
LeiaOS: I do! It's true!
mental splinter: two
LeiaOS: <3
mental splinter: three
the eve the girl: mmm violence
the eve the girl: rawr
le loup etrange: I DESERVE LOVE OMG D: AND AM AWESOME
mental splinter: IT
mental splinter: >>
le loup etrange: ....
le loup etrange: you little twat
mental splinter: ^-^
snapesonaplane: LOLOLOL
sleepisforsunday: LOOOL
heykidbiteme: it always kinds of surprises/amuses me to see how many people i don't know find their way to my journal for that meme
sleepisforsunday: WIN
le loup etrange: >:{

(2:41:18 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): PS, Bertie's "Fuck, I just got my ass kicked" icon http://www.insanejournal.com/userpic/6192328/330606
(2:42:14 AM) SailorStarPoet: Mmmmmm RDJ
(2:43:38 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): PS, Bertie says "Mmmm" at you too :P http://www.insanejournal.com/userpic/6192290/330606
(2:43:49 AM) SailorStarPoet: I would hit Bertie Higgs. :3
(2:44:09 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): Bertie Higgs would hit you.
(2:44:10 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): srsly.
(2:44:11 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): XD
(2:44:22 AM) SailorStarPoet: Does he like it rough? ;D
(2:44:30 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): Definitely :P
(2:44:44 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): and he likes to break you :P because he's a bastard and likes to be in control
(2:44:55 AM) SailorStarPoet: Can he and I take this outside? He can be the big bad cop and I can be the ne'er do well punk. ;D
(2:45:04 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): LMAO
(2:45:24 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): he is Okay With That.
(2:45:30 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): "Let's step into the alley, shall we?"
(2:45:31 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): :P
(2:45:52 AM) SailorStarPoet: "Oh, it would be your pleasure, Mistah Higgs. ;]"
(2:46:01 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): lmao XDDD
(2:46:11 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): "Ignore the ring, really. Means nothing."
(2:46:12 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): XD
(2:46:20 AM) SailorStarPoet: BACK IN TEN GUISE. *takes Bertie outside for Questionable Activities*
(2:46:36 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): Bertie: Make it an hour.
(2:46:37 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): XD

from chat.

(1:23:21 AM) Kaitlin (Meaghan, Jacqueline): i am going to go read about favism and guinea worms. you keep it real, ya'll
(1:23:32 AM) SailorStarPoet: Will do! *salutes!*
(1:23:40 AM) Kaitlin (Meaghan, Jacqueline): you best ;-)
(1:23:41 AM) Kaitlin (Meaghan, Jacqueline): night
(1:23:46 AM) SailorStarPoet: Niiiiiight <3
(1:23:48 AM) SailorStarPoet: <44444
(1:23:54 AM) Alter (Mirelle): <5
(1:23:58 AM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): night!
(1:23:58 AM) SailorStarPoet: <6!
(1:24:05 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): <7
(1:24:09 AM) SailorStarPoet: <8
(1:24:26 AM) Alter (Mirelle): <10
(1:24:32 AM) SailorStarPoet: <*infinity*
(1:24:37 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): <*god*
(1:24:43 AM) SailorStarPoet: <*FSM*
(1:24:52 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): <*em*
(1:24:54 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): *wins*
(1:24:55 AM) Kaitlin (Meaghan, Jacqueline): <*pi*. wins.
(1:24:56 AM) SailorStarPoet: LOL
(1:24:58 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): lmao
(1:25:01 AM) Alter (Mirelle): <*shoe*
(1:25:09 AM) SailorStarPoet: <*edward*
(1:25:12 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): lmao ew
(1:25:13 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): fail
(1:25:14 AM) Kaitlin (Meaghan, Jacqueline): I AM LEAVING YA'LL ARE RIDICULOUS
(1:25:15 AM) Alter (Mirelle): XD
(1:25:16 AM) Kaitlin (Meaghan, Jacqueline): and
(1:25:17 AM) Alter (Mirelle): <5
(1:25:18 AM) SailorStarPoet: NIGHT
(1:25:18 AM) Alter (Mirelle): er
(1:25:19 AM) Kaitlin (Meaghan, Jacqueline): <*jacqwalden*
(1:25:20 AM) Alter (Mirelle): <3
(1:25:22 AM) Alter (Mirelle): LOL

from chat.

(11:14:10 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): ew ash
(11:14:11 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): ugh
(11:14:24 PM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina, Gina): god gross, em is here
(11:14:27 PM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina, Gina): her with her font.
(11:14:29 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): *grosses all over you*
(11:14:37 PM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina, Gina): *loves it*
(11:15:17 PM) SailorStarPoet: *sells tape on the Interwebs*
(11:15:28 PM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): *rips it for free download*
(11:15:33 PM) Erin (No One): lmao
(11:15:58 PM) SailorStarPoet: Tyra, I doubt your commitment to sparklemotion. :|
(11:16:24 PM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): D: HOW DARE YOU
(11:16:38 PM) SailorStarPoet: WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD PAY FOR YOUR DOWNLOAD >:|
(11:17:00 PM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): I did :P then I put it on the interwebs for free for everyone else :P
(11:17:17 PM) SailorStarPoet: THAT IS WRONG, IT INTERRUPTS MY CAPITALIZING ON EM AND ASH.
(11:17:27 PM) SailorStarPoet: AND FOR THAT I DOUBT YOUR COMMITMENT TO SPARKLEMOTION. >:O
(11:17:49 PM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): WELL FINE SPARKLEMOTION IS STUPID ANYWAY >:[
(11:18:01 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): ....
(11:18:05 PM) Erin (No One): and this person keeps accidentally putting their finger in front of the thing
(11:18:06 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): o no you didn't
(11:18:06 PM) SailorStarPoet: Oh, Graley, you're never going to be king if you keep plotting to murder James Earl Jones.

from chat.

(10:47:41 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): we're talking about turning a human being into an animal, not ejaculating magic out of your wand
(10:47:47 PM) Kei (Benjy, Pepper, Astra, Clara): *snort*
(10:47:50 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): i'd think one takes considerably more talent than the other
(10:47:55 PM) Kei (Benjy, Pepper, Astra, Clara): oh definitely

from chat.

(12:25:13 PM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina): omg that makes me want banana nut bread
(12:25:23 PM) Carrah (Ted, Persephone, Dorian): lol sorry
(12:25:44 PM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina): that is not a bad thing at ALL
(12:25:52 PM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina): my mom asked me what i wanted for christmas
(12:25:55 PM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina): now i have an answer
(12:25:56 PM) Carrah (Ted, Persephone, Dorian): i usually sub dates for nuts in my banana bread and it makes it so yummy
(12:25:57 PM) Carrah (Ted, Persephone, Dorian): XD
(12:26:25 PM) SailorStarPoet: God, now I want an egg sandwich on banana nut bread. Because that would be SO GOOD.
(12:26:41 PM) Carrah (Ted, Persephone, Dorian): ...with peanut butter.
(12:26:45 PM) SailorStarPoet: XD
(12:26:54 PM) SailorStarPoet: Egg + peanut butter + banana nut bread.
(12:26:58 PM) Carrah (Ted, Persephone, Dorian): yes!
(12:27:00 PM) SailorStarPoet: Collectively, BL chat is pregnant.
(12:27:02 PM) Carrah (Ted, Persephone, Dorian): lmao

from chat.

10:50:02 AM Em: wtf i look away for five seconds
10:50:06 AM Em: and the queen is shipping bedolphus

(12:22:05 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes): we need more inner circle badassery
(12:22:08 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes): go advertise people
(12:22:57 AM) SailorStarPoet: I had Charlus Potter pop up in my head and start Doing Things... but I'm not giving up Barty to play Charlus. It's on my Do Not Do list. :\
(12:23:30 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes): barty could die in a blaze of self-flagellation
(12:23:36 AM) SailorStarPoet: No.
(12:23:43 AM) Faith (Elle, Chloris, Doris): LOL kassie
(12:23:49 AM) Kei (Benjy, Pepper, Astra, Clara): you know, Pepper's clusterfuck totally leaves room for Astra to join the Order.
(12:23:52 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes): LOL
(12:24:02 AM) Mango (Aquila, Fabian, Alana): *dies*
(12:24:04 AM) Kei (Benjy, Pepper, Astra, Clara): I don't cover all five categories anymore!
(12:24:34 AM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina): i'm pretty sure they would "let her in" just to use her as bait
(12:24:44 AM) Kei (Benjy, Pepper, Astra, Clara): god that'd be funny
(12:24:44 AM) Ali (Atticus): Atticus says he WILL disown her if she dares
(12:25:17 AM) Kei (Benjy, Pepper, Astra, Clara): Astra: Hai :D
Order: ....
Astra: I wanna join your club. :D
Order: ....

from chat.

Mimi: I think instead of pepper not being able to talk
Mimi: there should just be like an automatic, invisible death grip
Mimi: on his penis

( you're a pie, you can't have sandwhiches. )

(1:45:57 PM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): Barty and Reg are the SamFrodo of BL. :\
(1:46:00 PM) Emily (Mulciber): he yes
(1:46:04 PM) Emily (Mulciber): well not anymore
(1:46:14 PM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): Yeah, Reg went to the Undying Lands. :\
(1:46:27 PM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): So Barty has to go marry Rosie Cotton (Gen) and have lots of babies.
(1:46:55 PM) Emily (Mulciber): and name one after Regulus
(1:47:01 PM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): One of them is going to have SOME part of his name be Regulus.
(1:47:24 PM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): Regardless of which attractive, busty, blonde, foreign girl he wound up with, Barty was always going to be adamant about that.
(1:47:42 PM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): Like, if he'd married Anz, the poor kid would've been something like Antonin Regulus Crouch.
(1:47:49 PM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): Because THAT name won't fuck you up.
(1:47:50 PM) Emily (Mulciber): omg worst ever
(1:47:51 PM) Emily (Mulciber): haha
(1:48:06 PM) Emily (Mulciber): Dem's children are going to be horribly named, if he's trusted with the naming

from chat.

(1:18:42 PM) Penny (Antonin, Aaron): so, I miiiight be making an apartment block full of DMLE Sims. Just for laughs
(1:19:17 PM) Penny (Antonin, Aaron): *waits for Rudi to kill them all* >_>
(1:19:38 PM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): Barty says no killing Senior. Senior's HIS KILL.
(1:19:57 PM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): Barty would go mano a mano with Fenrir and Dolph, simultaneously, to kill Senior.
(1:20:15 PM) Emily (Mulciber): barty is froshuz
(1:20:35 PM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): And he'd probably whip out some super cool ninja moves... then faint from exhaustion immediately after pwning Fuzzy and Gigantor.

from chat.

(3:28:19 AM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): My inner Snape is going, that would be nice - I could just take off my shirt and girls wouldn't notice my nose anymore...
(3:29:19 AM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): Barty says, "But... everyone would notice your naked, Sev. And nudity tends to be unacceptable in most places."
(3:29:36 AM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): haha
(3:29:39 AM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): ILU Barty
(3:29:53 AM) Erin (No One): lol
(3:30:01 AM) Erin (No One): he doesn't need to be NAKED
(3:30:07 AM) Erin (No One): he can still wear a little banana hammock
(3:30:09 AM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): lol
(3:30:12 AM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): XD
(3:30:32 AM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): Barty: ....Is that really necessary? I prefer Severus clothed, as a matter of personal preference.
(3:30:47 AM) Erin (No One): lmao
(3:31:04 AM) Erin (No One): well, we can't always get what we want, dearest
(3:31:24 AM) Erin (No One): there comes a point where you must decide what you're willing to suffer through for your friends
(3:31:28 AM) Erin (No One): in this case, their nudity
(3:31:45 AM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): Barty: *SIGHS* ...At least it isn't Dem trying to be naked. :\
(3:31:51 AM) Erin (No One): lmao
(3:31:54 AM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): LOL
(3:32:01 AM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): Barty: *would probably never leave the house again if Dem tried to be naked*

from chat!