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On Barty offing Karkaroff and getting himself killed:

Xan: Barty hopes Nott will be proud he killed him :(
Xan: Even though he failed with Rufus later.
Kati: he will be totally proud
Kati: if he finds out
Kati: then he will find out he died
Xan: :(
Kati: and blame bellatrix for not training him well
Xan: He thought about Nott while fighting Rufus!
Kati: aww
Xan: In the same line as Bellatrix though.

From IM.

( In which Tyra and Kassie discuss patricide and jaunty tunes. )

from IM.

(11:13:41 AM) SailorStarPoet: Lumiere, y so stereotypically French? XD
(11:14:10 AM) SailorStarPoet: ...I need to stop thinking about Marius while watching Lumiere.
(11:14:12 AM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina, Gina): I lovelovelove Lumiere
(11:14:17 AM) SailorStarPoet: I really need to stop.
(11:14:25 AM) SailorStarPoet: Marius Lestrange is not a talking candlestick.
(11:14:50 AM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina, Gina): and i was like, totally crestfallen
(11:14:52 AM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): aww
(11:15:03 AM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina, Gina): lmao marius is totally a talking candlestick
(11:15:24 AM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): a murderous, talking candlestick
(11:15:53 AM) SailorStarPoet: Barty totz admires that talking candlestick. Maybe he can graduate from being a psychotic talking teacup and be as cool as the talking candlestick.

from chat.

Emily: I wont Dolphminister sooo bad
Emily: vote everyone
Ange: *votes for Nott to be different*
Alicia: Aeneas Nott eats house elves
Ange: ACK NO
Alicia: that would be an amazing smear campaign
Alicia: but he does
Meg: LOL!
Kati: HAHa
Ash: NOT NOTT FOR MINISTER
Alicia: ahaaaa
Ange: NOTT FOR MINISTER
Alicia: nott puns ftw
Ash: NOTT MY MINISTER
Ange: dude wtf would vote for Barty
Ange: he chopped of his own dad's head
Meg: a crazy person.
Emily: uhm mostly we were just goofing off ange
Ange: I know
Ash: lolol they could make buttons that changed
Emily: thats why FENRIR is on the ballot at all
Emily: :3
Ange: and Severus
Ash: Nott, My Minister ~~~~ NOT MY MINISTER

(4:46:30 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): Carlotta wants to know why her Kneazle was not included in the poll. it is a very pure Kneazle
(4:46:47 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty says because it's a freaking Kneazle, lady.
(4:47:21 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): Just for that she is voting for you Barty
(4:47:40 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty: *abdicates to Dolph*
(4:48:41 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): Walden and Dem are tied! So are Dolph and Your Mom
(4:48:56 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): and Barty got more than Sev! >:|
(4:49:04 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): I blame Carlotta
(4:49:21 PM) SailorStarPoet: Actually blame Xeno.
(4:49:29 PM) SailorStarPoet: He thinks Barty as Minister would be funny.
(4:49:42 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): you guys are cracking me up
(4:49:43 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): Your characters are at war in their opinions Kassie
(4:50:00 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): DOLPH PULLED AHEAD
(4:50:00 PM) SailorStarPoet: Yes, they are.
(4:50:03 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): Walden and Demetrius are tied.
(4:50:04 PM) SailorStarPoet: Luckily, I'm used to this.
(4:50:10 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): That was Kate's fault, she didn't think Your Mum was qualified
(4:50:10 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): BARTY AND SEV ARE TIED
(4:50:11 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): ITS LIKE LISTENING TO A RACE ON THE RADIO :-D

from chat.

(4:26:46 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): what if "your mom" wins?
(4:26:51 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): then who will be minister?
(4:26:55 PM) Hannah (Roman, Dung, Graley, Senior, Delilah): your mum emily
(4:27:04 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): but my mum is not qualified
(4:27:05 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): loool
(4:27:07 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): thubana
(4:27:09 PM) Kei (Benjy, Pepper, Astra, Clara): Druella
(4:27:11 PM) Kei (Benjy, Pepper, Astra, Clara): or Thubana
(4:27:13 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): Eileen!
(4:27:14 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): DRUELLA
(4:27:16 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): omg
(4:27:17 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): From beyond the grave
(4:27:17 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): that'd be amazing
(4:27:18 PM) SailorStarPoet: Druella Black: MINISTER FOR MAGIC.
(4:27:25 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): lol
(4:27:29 PM) SailorStarPoet: EVERYONE MUST MARRY AS SHE DICTATES.
(4:27:35 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): ahahaha
(4:27:37 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): SHE WOULD
(4:27:37 PM) Hannah (Roman, Dung, Graley, Senior, Delilah): graley quits kthx
(4:27:38 PM) SailorStarPoet: And Barty and Jacq promptly go to France.
(4:27:52 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): haha i missed you guys :}}}}
(4:27:55 PM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina, Gina): oh man, dolph and your mom are head to head

from chat.

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( HI, BABY! )

( ANGE DO NOT CLICK THIS. IT IS DEFFOES NSFA AND NSFW. )

from chat.

(10:28:51 AM) SailorStarPoet: loool, I love Peggy The Hag. And how she looks like she smells something nasty.
(10:29:13 AM) SailorStarPoet: It's too bad I comes after E, because otherwise she'd be giving Barty that look, and it would amuse me terribly.
(10:29:26 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): i just noticed tabbit was next to voldemort
(10:29:30 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): i find it amusing
(10:29:49 AM) SailorStarPoet: oh god, I did not see that. *goes to see*
(10:30:07 AM) SailorStarPoet: HA.
(10:30:10 AM) SailorStarPoet: Awesome. XD
(10:30:23 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): she's like eeeeeh get away
(10:30:46 AM) SailorStarPoet: And he's like "Be intimidated by my LASER EYES"
(10:30:51 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): XDDDD

from chat.

stealyourhorcrux (12:06:10 AM): and alana in hufflepuff
xx emmanator (12:06:15 AM): oh yeah her too
stealyourhorcrux (12:06:16 AM): was in their year
stealyourhorcrux (12:06:18 AM): <3
xx emmanator (12:06:20 AM): <3
SailorStarPoet (12:06:22 AM): Oh yeah. XD
xx emmanator (12:06:25 AM): I always think she's older
stealyourhorcrux (12:06:32 AM): she is wise for her age~
the pocket otter (12:06:32 AM): mah ittle sister
SailorStarPoet (12:06:32 AM): She acts more mature then they do.
xx emmanator (12:06:36 AM): hah yeah
SailorStarPoet (12:07:01 AM): I mean, between Shitfit Twin, Sobby Twin, Deadgulus, Libby McMouthpiece, and Spazzatron...
SailorStarPoet (12:07:08 AM): It's not hard to be more mature than that lot.

From chat

(8:49:08 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty... I don't know if they'd have parties at the hospital. They certainly wouldn't involve drinking, since drunk doctoring is frowned upon and dangerous.
(8:49:26 PM) Emily (Mulciber): so is topless oncology, as it turns out ;-)
(8:49:51 PM) SailorStarPoet: I do know that I still plan on him trying to work ON CHRISTMAS.
(8:50:11 PM) Penny (Moody, Antonin, Aaron): Antonin says no, Kassie.
(8:50:29 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty says Try and stop him from trying, Penny.
(8:50:44 PM) Penny (Moody, Antonin, Aaron): Antonin says OH REALLY, BARTY.
(8:51:03 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty says nothing and just goes in to see a patient.
(8:51:26 PM) Penny (Moody, Antonin, Aaron): and when he comes out, Antonin drags him off and goes YOU ARE OFF-DUTY. QUIT IT.
(8:51:42 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty: I HAVE TO GET THESE TESTS TO THE LAB.
(8:52:07 PM) Penny (Moody, Antonin, Aaron): Antonin: SOMEONE ELSE IS DOING IT. DO NOT MAKE ME CARRY YOU AGAIN.
(8:52:33 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty: You couldn't manage it and I'd have to hurt you if you tried to do anything to... erm... reverse the healing you've done.
(8:53:02 PM) Penny (Moody, Antonin, Aaron): Antonin: *eyebrow raise* You would have to hurt me, would you.
(8:53:51 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty: Just enough to make you stop trying to carry someone who weighs more than you do. You got grievously injured, remember? :|
(8:54:29 PM) Penny (Moody, Antonin, Aaron): Antonin: Bartemius Crouch Jr., you are officially off-duty and if you do not come with me right now, I will be extremely put out. Am I being clear?
(8:54:57 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty: ....Stop using my full name and I'll come quietly. :\
(8:55:07 PM) Penny (Moody, Antonin, Aaron): ahaha. Antonin: *wins*
(8:55:16 PM) Penny (Moody, Antonin, Aaron): at least he didn't stick in the Hallam?
(8:55:44 PM) SailorStarPoet: Yeah, then he would've won by virtue of Barty going, ".....Reg and I used to middle-name each other" and emo-ing all over the place.
(8:55:58 PM) Penny (Moody, Antonin, Aaron): and then he would go "oh for fuck's sake" and get Barty drunk.
(8:56:18 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty: *likes that plan*

from chat.

(12:22:05 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes): we need more inner circle badassery
(12:22:08 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes): go advertise people
(12:22:57 AM) SailorStarPoet: I had Charlus Potter pop up in my head and start Doing Things... but I'm not giving up Barty to play Charlus. It's on my Do Not Do list. :\
(12:23:30 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes): barty could die in a blaze of self-flagellation
(12:23:36 AM) SailorStarPoet: No.
(12:23:43 AM) Faith (Elle, Chloris, Doris): LOL kassie
(12:23:49 AM) Kei (Benjy, Pepper, Astra, Clara): you know, Pepper's clusterfuck totally leaves room for Astra to join the Order.
(12:23:52 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes): LOL
(12:24:02 AM) Mango (Aquila, Fabian, Alana): *dies*
(12:24:04 AM) Kei (Benjy, Pepper, Astra, Clara): I don't cover all five categories anymore!
(12:24:34 AM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina): i'm pretty sure they would "let her in" just to use her as bait
(12:24:44 AM) Kei (Benjy, Pepper, Astra, Clara): god that'd be funny
(12:24:44 AM) Ali (Atticus): Atticus says he WILL disown her if she dares
(12:25:17 AM) Kei (Benjy, Pepper, Astra, Clara): Astra: Hai :D
Order: ....
Astra: I wanna join your club. :D
Order: ....

from chat.

(1:45:57 PM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): Barty and Reg are the SamFrodo of BL. :\
(1:46:00 PM) Emily (Mulciber): he yes
(1:46:04 PM) Emily (Mulciber): well not anymore
(1:46:14 PM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): Yeah, Reg went to the Undying Lands. :\
(1:46:27 PM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): So Barty has to go marry Rosie Cotton (Gen) and have lots of babies.
(1:46:55 PM) Emily (Mulciber): and name one after Regulus
(1:47:01 PM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): One of them is going to have SOME part of his name be Regulus.
(1:47:24 PM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): Regardless of which attractive, busty, blonde, foreign girl he wound up with, Barty was always going to be adamant about that.
(1:47:42 PM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): Like, if he'd married Anz, the poor kid would've been something like Antonin Regulus Crouch.
(1:47:49 PM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): Because THAT name won't fuck you up.
(1:47:50 PM) Emily (Mulciber): omg worst ever
(1:47:51 PM) Emily (Mulciber): haha
(1:48:06 PM) Emily (Mulciber): Dem's children are going to be horribly named, if he's trusted with the naming

from chat.

(1:18:42 PM) Penny (Antonin, Aaron): so, I miiiight be making an apartment block full of DMLE Sims. Just for laughs
(1:19:17 PM) Penny (Antonin, Aaron): *waits for Rudi to kill them all* >_>
(1:19:38 PM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): Barty says no killing Senior. Senior's HIS KILL.
(1:19:57 PM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): Barty would go mano a mano with Fenrir and Dolph, simultaneously, to kill Senior.
(1:20:15 PM) Emily (Mulciber): barty is froshuz
(1:20:35 PM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): And he'd probably whip out some super cool ninja moves... then faint from exhaustion immediately after pwning Fuzzy and Gigantor.

from chat.

(3:28:19 AM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): My inner Snape is going, that would be nice - I could just take off my shirt and girls wouldn't notice my nose anymore...
(3:29:19 AM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): Barty says, "But... everyone would notice your naked, Sev. And nudity tends to be unacceptable in most places."
(3:29:36 AM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): haha
(3:29:39 AM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): ILU Barty
(3:29:53 AM) Erin (No One): lol
(3:30:01 AM) Erin (No One): he doesn't need to be NAKED
(3:30:07 AM) Erin (No One): he can still wear a little banana hammock
(3:30:09 AM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): lol
(3:30:12 AM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): XD
(3:30:32 AM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): Barty: ....Is that really necessary? I prefer Severus clothed, as a matter of personal preference.
(3:30:47 AM) Erin (No One): lmao
(3:31:04 AM) Erin (No One): well, we can't always get what we want, dearest
(3:31:24 AM) Erin (No One): there comes a point where you must decide what you're willing to suffer through for your friends
(3:31:28 AM) Erin (No One): in this case, their nudity
(3:31:45 AM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): Barty: *SIGHS* ...At least it isn't Dem trying to be naked. :\
(3:31:51 AM) Erin (No One): lmao
(3:31:54 AM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): LOL
(3:32:01 AM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): Barty: *would probably never leave the house again if Dem tried to be naked*

from chat!

oh ryan taylor: snr will be more rational later on.
oh ryan taylor: his rational has taken a holiday
SailorStarPoet: Barty has to be rational. He has a not-dying Frenchman to attend to.
SailorStarPoet: Also a pregnant cousin and her henpecked husband to hassle. XD
SailorStarPoet: And Genevieve.
SailorStarPoet: And a pie.
oh ryan taylor: Snr is tres pissed that Barty's with the patient and not the mother
SailorStarPoet: Barty: She isn't dying and she forgives me. Piss off.
oh ryan taylor: Snr: She could've miscarried and DIED!
SailorStarPoet: Barty: She's hardier than you give her credit for. Piss off.
oh ryan taylor: Snr: SHES FRAGILE YOU INGRATEFUL INGRATE
oh ryan taylor: p.s his moustche is aquiverin
SailorStarPoet: Barty: ...Ingrateful ingrate? ...You realise it's impossible to take you seriously right now, yes?
oh ryan taylor: Rational Snr realizes he is acting completely irrational, but he is irrational right now
oh ryan taylor: t minus one month
SailorStarPoet: Barty: Yeah, you do that. Mother is fine and I am going to go have a backbone somewhere else.
SailorStarPoet: Barty: If you weren't ready to deal with the consequences, you shouldn't have kicked me out. Whoops.
SailorStarPoet: Barty: *natters off*
oh ryan taylor: Snr: BANNED FROM THE MANOR
SailorStarPoet: Barty: Yeeeeah, in my medical opinion, that's a very bad idea. O
oh ryan taylor: Snr: There are other healers
SailorStarPoet: Barty: And I have a highly respected Russian Healer who agrees with me.
oh ryan taylor: Snr is five btw
SailorStarPoet: Barty: He's the best of the best and he's on my team.
oh ryan taylor: Snr: As a son you are banned
oh ryan taylor: Snr: As a healer welcome
SailorStarPoet: Barty: Yeah, I'm going to go get Mother's opinion on this. Watch her as she disagrees.
SailorStarPoet: Demeter: *EATS SENIOR'S FACE*
SailorStarPoet: *NOT IN A SEXY FASHION*
SailorStarPoet: *OR A CANNIBALISTIC ONE*
TheBlev4: wow totally read that as Dementor
SailorStarPoet: ha.
TheBlev4: she has an apropriately close name
SailorStarPoet: She does.
SailorStarPoet: ...Which I actually never noticed in nearly three years of playing Ickle.

Kingsley, regarding That One Time When Junior Stood Up to Senior:
1. "OKAY WHO SAW THAT PLEASE TELL me someone saw that!

I hope I wasn't the only one because that was about the best thing I've seen in years. Shiiiiiit little Crouch has got the fighting spirit tonight. I think I want him to be my new best mate."

From here.

2. Pepper: Yeah I have no idea where that came from, he's normally such a sweet little thing.
Kingsley: He was almost as scary as my Mum! And she's the scariest person I've met.

From here.

3. "Ol' Crouchy looked all sheepish, like a cat caught not using the litterbox and when it knows better."

From here.

(10:01:13 PM) Kassie: Barty: I know you, Reg. I know you have feelings.
(10:01:42 PM) Chels (Reg, Beth): Reg: Maybe I...lost them...
(10:01:57 PM) Kassie: Barty: What? Off the same glacier that Evan wanted to push his father off of?
(10:02:10 PM) Chels (Reg, Beth): Reg: ....Yes.
(10:02:20 PM) Kassie: Barty: When have you ever been near a glacier?
(10:02:39 PM) Chels (Reg, Beth): Reg: ....It could be a metaphorical glacier.

From chat.