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Em: rufus will call moody pickle
Kati: what will rufus call nott?
Blev: uranus
Kati: :|
Em: yeah he'll probably call him anus, as repugnant as i find the word
Kati: hahahah you just said anus

On Barty offing Karkaroff and getting himself killed:

Xan: Barty hopes Nott will be proud he killed him :(
Xan: Even though he failed with Rufus later.
Kati: he will be totally proud
Kati: if he finds out
Kati: then he will find out he died
Xan: :(
Kati: and blame bellatrix for not training him well
Xan: He thought about Nott while fighting Rufus!
Kati: aww
Xan: In the same line as Bellatrix though.

From IM.

Regarding Order and Albion morning training and runs:

Kati: i'm trying to imagine peter running with all of them now
Kati: and training
Sam: ROFL
Kati: he like has his arms crossed the whole time
Kati: and his angryface on
Sam: LOLOL RUNNING WITH HIS ARMS CROSSED

a;lsdkjfas;ldkfjasd;lfkasjdf Sam just posted this in the epic Moofus/Bella log and I didn't realise until I was halfway through -- lmfao just read:

Moody couldn't have agreed more. This bitch was insane. Releasing Rufus's arm, he crossed his own in front of his chest and glared through the cloud at the Death Eater. "In the name of the moon, I will punish you!" And with a twirl that might lead one to believe he wasn't without a leg (or a stylist -- thanks, Rita), Moody appeared anew, youthful, refreshed. "MOON CRYSTAL POWERRRRRRRRRRRRR!" he screamed, pointing his wand.

Regarding Bella and Dolph reuniting in cloud-verse:

Em: You can't take weapons to heaven.
Ali: But... Bella wants to give Dolph the knife she stabbed Lily with!
Em: Dolph would be like... what am I supposed to do with this? Couldn't you have brought me like, a sandwich? You know what would have been more useful than this? ANYTHING.
Ali: Bella says FINE. I'll just KEEP IT THEN. NO TOYS FOR YOU!

From Em's living room

( Frank and Voldemort caption contest )

Concerning crying purist babies of the next generation

Alter: or given a teaspoon of bourbon in their drink so they sleep all the time.
Gina: Clearly this is the key to raising future IC members.

From IM

not entirely safe for work sorta

( THE ULTIMATE OTP )

le loup etrange (6:44:21 AM): RUFUS AND MOODY TOGETHER
le loup etrange (6:44:22 AM): MY OTP
le loup etrange (6:44:23 AM): HEE
deadlyhouses (6:44:30 AM): MEEEEEEE TOOOOOOOO
le loup etrange (6:44:37 AM): screw amelia lets make them gay for each other
deadlyhouses (6:44:41 AM): LMFAO
deadlyhouses (6:45:07 AM): that is sexytiems i do not want to imagine
le loup etrange (6:45:12 AM): hhahahaha
le loup etrange (6:45:16 AM): rufus will borrow his leg
le loup etrange (6:45:18 AM): if you know what i mean
deadlyhouses (6:45:19 AM): fkjdslkafjdlskafhsdjkfrs
deadlyhouses (6:45:23 AM): EM
deadlyhouses (6:45:24 AM): NO
le loup etrange (6:45:29 AM): *giggles wildly*
deadlyhouses (6:45:31 AM): BAD

reigning in ore (2:06am)
seriously, [Atticus] doesn't *want* to see what would happen if someone said Voldemort in Dolph's house. Beyond the fact that it's the one place warded well enough to keep everyone out

le loup etrange (2:09am)
rodolphus is like. srsly i don't want to die so you need to not mess up

reigning in ore (2:10am)
lmao with everyone in that house, it would be the ultimate own goal

le loup etrange (2:13am)
aha;lskdjf
that would be so fucking hilarious

reigning in ore (2:14am)
hahahahahah, Conrad's all "so does Voldemort like come hang out here and shite?" And then everyone dies.

From IM

xx emmanator (12:59:48 AM): I guess Rufus just needed a ride home
elkinthewood (1:00:04 AM): [Amelia]'ll give him a ride whenever he wants

From (R) Chat

Gia: OKAY LET'S BRAINSTORM A LIST O' QUESTIONS
1. who is the leak!!
2. who killed millicent! --which frank knows, but he doesn't know ben's name haha
Meg: 3. what exactly they're doing with the rehab program?
Gia: 4. how does one make it work?

From IM

(From CDJ)

( RE: Character Death - In which you discover my sick and twisted sense of humor. )

While discussing this with Ali...

Ali: lmao I love that the IC's solution to everything is alcohol
Kati: they aren't in touch with their feelings, that's why
Ali: lol, clearly not at all. It's much easier to discuss the appropriate wine pairing for "sorry your wife doesn't remember marrying you"

Real World: Inner Circle

Em: walden just hangs out with dolph
Em: i'm surprised he doesn't live there too
Em: dolph house is like a zoo
Kati: Let's burn down Nott's house too and they can all live togehter
Manda: Haha, he's there all the time.
Em: LOLOL
Em: HAHHAHAA
Kati: Real World: Inner Circle
Meg: LOL
Sam: LOL
Manda: OMG
Em: DIESSSSSSSSSSSSS
Meg: PLEASE
Meg: THIS MUST HAPPEN
Sam: HAHAHAHA YYYY
Em: omg i'm choking
Sam: with nott's little nippers running around
Kati: Graley runs out of money
Em: ogashdfas
Kati: and has to move in too
Em: LOLOLOL
Sam: lmfao
Kati: his house gets repossessed
Em: oh god can you imagine bellatrix and claudette under the same roof
Sam: ROFL
Kati: LOLOL
Manda: dear lord.
Meg: LOL
Em: can you imagine GRALEY AND BINA under the same roof
Em: rodolphus would put like... lethal wards around her room
Kati: He would try to sneak into her bed
Kati: YYy we were thinking the same thing
Em: please someone b-q this
Em: omgggg real world inner circleasdf
Em: atticus is already living there
Em: walden practically lives there
Em: rookwood can come hang out
Manda: Walden hides behind the door in Dolph's library and jumps out yelling BOO at least once a day.
Em: lmfaooooooooooooooo

Um. From P chat actually. >_>

Poufy sent this to me in IM.

Ash: lmao i hope that snape never hits on kingsley
Poufy: what
Ash: i just realised that he got all up on my other two characters' bffs

from chat

sleepisforsunday: I WOULD SECOND LIKE TO THANK MY SHIFT KEY
sleepisforsunday: WHICH HAS STUCK THROUGH ME FROM THICK AND THIN
mental splinter: XD
sleepisforsunday: .. THROUGH WITH ME, EVEN
sleepisforsunday: BECAUSE A SHIFT KEY THROUHG ME WOULD BE PAINFUL
zee hates aim: i thought it was just stuck
sleepisforsunday:: no i hold it down
sleepisforsunday: i use EFFORT
sleepisforsunday: WHAT NOW
xx emmanator: lol
xx emmanator: :D
mental splinter: when i caps i don't use the lock either
mental splinter: IT IS MORE FUN TO HOLD MY PINKY IN PLACE OVER THIS KEY
sleepisforsunday:: GOOD GIRL
xx emmanator: I shit-hold with my ring finger
xx emmanator: personally
xx emmanator: ...
xx emmanator: SHIFT-HOLD
mental splinter: *screencaps*
xx emmanator: SCREW YOU ANGE
mental splinter: WITH THE SHIT-HOLD!?
sleepisforsunday: SHIT HOLD!!!

xPunkyMandax: Haha, I always imagine that the not IC are scrawny.
TheBlev4: marius is a lestrange. he'd get booted if he were short
loup et lapin: atticus is like three inches and 30 pounds lighter than marius
loup et lapin: corbina and chloris are only skinny because thubana starves them
TheBlev4: lolol she makes these huge meals
TheBlev4: and then is like "here are your three peas and a inch thing of steak
loup et lapin: dolph slips her some potatoes
TheBlev4: "YOU CUT THAT PEA IN HALF CORBINA, DON'T SHOVE IT ALL IN YOUR MOUTH AT ONCE. DO LIKE YOUR SISTER DOES"

SHOEBOX REFERENCE

"POTTER INVENTED THE WHEEL?

( early morning purist babble! )

( Rumble in da BL chat )

From chat, slightly edited to make it briefer

( Picture behind cut )

le loup etrange: so like on the bottom of the order post
JomJomBinkadil: yo
le loup etrange: where someone linked to the nonviolent resistance article?
le loup etrange: the writer of it requested access to the doc
le loup etrange: lmfao
JomJomBinkadil: lmao what?!
le loup etrange: cuz i guess when you click a link they can see referrals
le loup etrange: like what address it comes from?
le loup etrange: so he requested access lmfao
JomJomBinkadil: LOLOLOL
le loup etrange: and i wasn't paying attention
le loup etrange: so i just accepted
le loup etrange: and then i get this email
le loup etrange: Thank you. I was merely checking my StatCounter statistics on readership of "Strategic Nonviolent Defense", and heretofore hadn't seen a referring URL from Google Docs. --Gene Keyes
le loup etrange: and i sent back
le loup etrange: hopefully you don't think us too strange for using your work in a fictional setting. It's quite useful, so thank you!
le loup etrange: and he sent back: "have fun!"
JomJomBinkadil: lololol
JomJomBinkadil: that is so freaking hilarious
le loup etrange: i totally facepalmed lmfao lmfao
le loup etrange: oh man
JomJomBinkadil: well
JomJomBinkadil: at least it's the peaceful protest guy
le loup etrange: *dies*
JomJomBinkadil: and not a specialist on guerilla warfare
le loup etrange: *dies again*

from chat

elkinthewood: :O TLC is showing a special on sunday about a pregnant man
le loup etrange: uh
elkinthewood: rl mpreg?????????
elkinthewood: DNW
elkinthewood: DNW
elkinthewood: DNW
le loup etrange: need brain bleach
elkinthewood: it needed to be repeated three times

re: http://thewolfman.insanejournal.com/11025.html

TheBlev4: lmao has fenrir been reading the chronicles of narnia?






(yes we know it's edmund not edward but it's still funny)

le loup etrange: YOU GUYS
mental splinter: EM GO SLEEP
le loup etrange: THE BEST THING IN MY LIFE EVER HAS HAPPENED
le loup etrange: i slept long enough i can't bear any more of it
whigsgottheparty: YOU TAGGED SNOTT?
mental splinter: MEETING CANCELED?
itsjustcate: ?
the white birds: hi em <333
itsjustcate: I came in chat
itsjustcate: thats what it is
itsjustcate: obvs
le loup etrange: uhh no i have been either working or asleep megbean
oh ryan taylor: you didn't have to hear casey taylor talk?
TheBlev4: you just saved a load of money by switching your car insurance to geiko?
le loup etrange: ...
le loup etrange: omg ashley
mental splinter: I am with Hannah
le loup etrange: om;lskdjf;laksdjf
the pocket otter: *noms on em*
mental splinter: LMAO ASH XD
le loup etrange: OKAY SO
whigsgottheparty: *plays Tchaichovsky on the world's tiniest violin*
le loup etrange: i had to write a report this morningggg oh hells no you did not just go there

While tagging this.

Kati: ...ohdear
Em: ?
Kati: the things nott wants to say in my head
Em: lmfao omg what
Kati: "How womanly of you to play matchmaker"
Em: lmfao lmfao dolph objects
Em: he didn't make the match
Em: just told walden to get off his lazy ass
Kati: haha but nott doens't know that
Em: he should say it lololol
Kati: I think he's going to
Em: dolph will threaten to beat him up
Em: it'll be awesome
Kati: HAAHHA TAG
Em: is nott's motherd ead
Kati: yes
Em: lol tag
Em: this would be an opportune time to bring up aeneas x atticus
Kati: that will never be brought up
Em: XD i wish
Kati: it didn't happen >>
Kati: haha nott should turn his womanly charms on to graley
Em: loooooool
Kati: tag
Kati: if encouraging = womanly charms re: matchmaking, then nott did say he would turn his womanly charms on graley :D
Kati: indirectly
Em: lolol aeneas
Em: tag
Kati: tag
Em: goddamn it i need to log in so i can use my icons
Em: i'm so tempted to just comment with maugrim
Em: no one would notice
Kati: haha
Kati: same PB?
Em: yep
Em: tag
Em: lmfao
Em: watch dolph and annie imperius graley
Kati: make him get married
Em: then take it off
Kati: he wakes up next to thubana "hey what happened here?"
Em: LMFAO
Em: if dolph imperiused him he would NOT make him marry his mother
Em: he'd make him marry like... araminta or something
Kati: tag
Em: lol this convo is much better with dolph icons
Em: tag
Em: lmfao annie/dolph plotting hurts my soul lmfao lmfao
Kati: they could even make him sing at his own wedding
Kati: they know how much he loves to sing
Em: lmfaooooooo
Kati: and tag
Em: homg why have these two not interacted before lmfao lmfao lmfao tag
Kati: they HAVE just not like this
Kati: tag
Kati: ...they are not good for each other
Em: >.>
Em: hahahaha oh god oh god this is amazing
Em: i hope hannah sees it
Kati: they are convincing each other to do this
Em: rodolphus was joking at first but now he's like hmmm maybe it IS a good idea
Kati: Nott thinks it's probably easier than tryig to convince him.

Alicia: considering patricide seems to run in both the yaxley and macnair families
Alicia: ben should watch out when he has offspring

le loup etrange: weeeheheheh i love bl
mental splinter: oh no who died
le loup etrange: HAHAHA
snapesonaplane: that is a valid question
mental splinter: shite am I right? o_o
le loup etrange: no but that was hilarious
"keieeeye": now you go load your flist and someone is dead after all

from chat

( NSFA )

xx emmanator (7:36:09 AM): .........OH MY
xx emmanator (7:36:17 AM): http://coldrose.insanejournal.com/5717.html
xx emmanator (7:36:21 AM): poor gaius
xx emmanator (7:36:22 AM): :X
the white birds (7:36:25 AM): OH SNAP
loup et lapin (7:36:25 AM): ohshittttt
the white birds (7:36:33 AM): AHAHAHAHA
weasleywheeze (7:36:35 AM): MUHAHAHA
the white birds (7:36:40 AM): OH MY GOODNESS

from chat

( In which Tyra and Kassie discuss patricide and jaunty tunes. )

from IM.

( Audrey Kitching for Lily, pt. 2. )

Em: blah blah, i'm kei! i live in mini-australia and our laws don't suck here, blah!

(11:13:41 AM) SailorStarPoet: Lumiere, y so stereotypically French? XD
(11:14:10 AM) SailorStarPoet: ...I need to stop thinking about Marius while watching Lumiere.
(11:14:12 AM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina, Gina): I lovelovelove Lumiere
(11:14:17 AM) SailorStarPoet: I really need to stop.
(11:14:25 AM) SailorStarPoet: Marius Lestrange is not a talking candlestick.
(11:14:50 AM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina, Gina): and i was like, totally crestfallen
(11:14:52 AM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): aww
(11:15:03 AM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina, Gina): lmao marius is totally a talking candlestick
(11:15:24 AM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): a murderous, talking candlestick
(11:15:53 AM) SailorStarPoet: Barty totz admires that talking candlestick. Maybe he can graduate from being a psychotic talking teacup and be as cool as the talking candlestick.

from chat.

( Alter and Alya discuss putting Ferdie in Plant Therapy )

hey but srsly (3:52) entered the room.
hey but srsly (3:52): ASHLEY NO
YOU'LL ROT YOUR TEETH
NOoooooooooooooooooooooo
hey but srsly (3:52) left the room.

fenrirthekat (3:52): *lol* Drive-by boyfriend

hey but srsly (3:44:11 AM) has entered the room.
hey but srsly (3:44:19 AM): SUP
le loup etrange (3:44:23 AM) has entered the room.
mental splinter (3:44:23 AM): ..........
le loup etrange (3:44:26 AM): ... wtf
mental splinter (3:44:32 AM): hi em?
le loup etrange (3:44:37 AM): did my boyfriend just invite me into chat
mental splinter (3:44:45 AM): is that who hey but srsly is?
hey but srsly (3:44:45 AM): What?
hey but srsly (3:44:46 AM): No.
le loup etrange (3:44:51 AM): GET OUT OF MY RP CHAT
hey but srsly (3:44:55 AM): HEY
snapesonaplane (3:44:58 AM): hahah
mental splinter (3:44:58 AM): HI D
hey but srsly (3:44:58 AM): I INVITED YOU
snapesonaplane (3:44:59 AM): HI D
snapesonaplane (3:45:00 AM): !
hey but srsly (3:45:01 AM): YOU'RE THE GUEST HERE
le loup etrange (3:45:06 AM): *facepalm*
mental splinter (3:45:06 AM): lol ooooooooooo
le loup etrange (3:45:09 AM): omg you're embarrassing me
mental splinter (3:45:13 AM): he's cute
hey but srsly (3:45:17 AM): But it's so fun.
mental splinter (3:45:19 AM): can we play with him?
fenrirthekat (3:45:21 AM): *lol*
hey but srsly (3:45:21 AM): OKAY BAI LADIES
le loup etrange (3:45:24 AM): oh god
hey but srsly (3:45:24 AM) has left the room.

Marlene McKinnon, on Monday, January 5th:

Oh, I gotcha now. Sorry, it's been a long day.

( If you're Ange, don't click )

From chat

"Tyra (Al, Ben)" (10:17:39 PM): anyway, yes I am supposed to be writing Ben writing to Eva
the white birds (10:17:54 PM): murder is easier than love letters, hmm? :P
"Tyra (Al, Ben)" (10:18:09 PM): for Ben? yes XD
"Tyra (Al, Ben)" (10:19:09 PM): and Ben says "It's not a LOVE letter"
"Tyra (Al, Ben)" (10:19:11 PM): :P
the white birds (10:19:20 PM): Narcissa says it is absolutely a LOVE LETTER
"Tyra (Al, Ben)" (10:19:28 PM): Ben: Nuh uh D:
"Tyra (Al, Ben)" (10:19:40 PM): he's just extending a dinner invitation
"Tyra (Al, Ben)" (10:19:45 PM): for whenever she's ready
"Tyra (Al, Ben)" (10:19:52 PM): and sending her chocolate
"Tyra (Al, Ben)" (10:19:54 PM): and flowers <.<
the white birds (10:20:01 PM): Narcissa snickers obnoxiously
"Tyra (Al, Ben)" (10:20:09 PM): Ben: *grumps*
the white birds (10:20:10 PM): it is so a LOVE LETTER
"Tyra (Al, Ben)" (10:32:01 PM): and they're not roses, really. REALLY <.<
the white birds (10:32:27 PM): Narcissa smirks and says "well, i hope you're not sending carnations with your LOVE LETTER"
"Tyra (Al, Ben)" (10:32:44 PM): Ben: *frazzled* It's not a LOVE LETTER
the white birds (10:32:59 PM): are they RED ROSES?
"Tyra (Al, Ben)" (10:33:08 PM): Ben:.....
"Tyra (Al, Ben)" (10:33:20 PM): (y)

Emily: I wont Dolphminister sooo bad
Emily: vote everyone
Ange: *votes for Nott to be different*
Alicia: Aeneas Nott eats house elves
Ange: ACK NO
Alicia: that would be an amazing smear campaign
Alicia: but he does
Meg: LOL!
Kati: HAHa
Ash: NOT NOTT FOR MINISTER
Alicia: ahaaaa
Ange: NOTT FOR MINISTER
Alicia: nott puns ftw
Ash: NOTT MY MINISTER
Ange: dude wtf would vote for Barty
Ange: he chopped of his own dad's head
Meg: a crazy person.
Emily: uhm mostly we were just goofing off ange
Ange: I know
Ash: lolol they could make buttons that changed
Emily: thats why FENRIR is on the ballot at all
Emily: :3
Ange: and Severus
Ash: Nott, My Minister ~~~~ NOT MY MINISTER

(4:46:30 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): Carlotta wants to know why her Kneazle was not included in the poll. it is a very pure Kneazle
(4:46:47 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty says because it's a freaking Kneazle, lady.
(4:47:21 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): Just for that she is voting for you Barty
(4:47:40 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty: *abdicates to Dolph*
(4:48:41 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): Walden and Dem are tied! So are Dolph and Your Mom
(4:48:56 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): and Barty got more than Sev! >:|
(4:49:04 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): I blame Carlotta
(4:49:21 PM) SailorStarPoet: Actually blame Xeno.
(4:49:29 PM) SailorStarPoet: He thinks Barty as Minister would be funny.
(4:49:42 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): you guys are cracking me up
(4:49:43 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): Your characters are at war in their opinions Kassie
(4:50:00 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): DOLPH PULLED AHEAD
(4:50:00 PM) SailorStarPoet: Yes, they are.
(4:50:03 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): Walden and Demetrius are tied.
(4:50:04 PM) SailorStarPoet: Luckily, I'm used to this.
(4:50:10 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): That was Kate's fault, she didn't think Your Mum was qualified
(4:50:10 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): BARTY AND SEV ARE TIED
(4:50:11 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): ITS LIKE LISTENING TO A RACE ON THE RADIO :-D

from chat.

(4:26:46 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): what if "your mom" wins?
(4:26:51 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): then who will be minister?
(4:26:55 PM) Hannah (Roman, Dung, Graley, Senior, Delilah): your mum emily
(4:27:04 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): but my mum is not qualified
(4:27:05 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): loool
(4:27:07 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): thubana
(4:27:09 PM) Kei (Benjy, Pepper, Astra, Clara): Druella
(4:27:11 PM) Kei (Benjy, Pepper, Astra, Clara): or Thubana
(4:27:13 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): Eileen!
(4:27:14 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): DRUELLA
(4:27:16 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): omg
(4:27:17 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): From beyond the grave
(4:27:17 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): that'd be amazing
(4:27:18 PM) SailorStarPoet: Druella Black: MINISTER FOR MAGIC.
(4:27:25 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): lol
(4:27:29 PM) SailorStarPoet: EVERYONE MUST MARRY AS SHE DICTATES.
(4:27:35 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): ahahaha
(4:27:37 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): SHE WOULD
(4:27:37 PM) Hannah (Roman, Dung, Graley, Senior, Delilah): graley quits kthx
(4:27:38 PM) SailorStarPoet: And Barty and Jacq promptly go to France.
(4:27:52 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): haha i missed you guys :}}}}
(4:27:55 PM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina, Gina): oh man, dolph and your mom are head to head

from chat.

( long quote is long. )

Corbina: I have your wand. You dropped it when you passed out.

Demetrius: I'm glad to know it's in trusted hands.

From here.

Alter: Armani PSH the dark lord wears prada. DX

( THE ORIGINAL FETUS NAMING CONVERSATION :D )

( ANGE DO NOT CLICK THIS. )

[17:33] Elisa - BL Seraphina: what are we lying about?
[17:33] Kei - BL Pepper, Benjy, Astra, & Clara: murder