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le loup etrange: YOU GUYS
mental splinter: EM GO SLEEP
le loup etrange: THE BEST THING IN MY LIFE EVER HAS HAPPENED
le loup etrange: i slept long enough i can't bear any more of it
whigsgottheparty: YOU TAGGED SNOTT?
mental splinter: MEETING CANCELED?
itsjustcate: ?
the white birds: hi em <333
itsjustcate: I came in chat
itsjustcate: thats what it is
itsjustcate: obvs
le loup etrange: uhh no i have been either working or asleep megbean
oh ryan taylor: you didn't have to hear casey taylor talk?
TheBlev4: you just saved a load of money by switching your car insurance to geiko?
le loup etrange: ...
le loup etrange: omg ashley
mental splinter: I am with Hannah
le loup etrange: om;lskdjf;laksdjf
the pocket otter: *noms on em*
mental splinter: LMAO ASH XD
le loup etrange: OKAY SO
whigsgottheparty: *plays Tchaichovsky on the world's tiniest violin*
le loup etrange: i had to write a report this morningggg oh hells no you did not just go there

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(4:26:46 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): what if "your mom" wins?
(4:26:51 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): then who will be minister?
(4:26:55 PM) Hannah (Roman, Dung, Graley, Senior, Delilah): your mum emily
(4:27:04 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): but my mum is not qualified
(4:27:05 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): loool
(4:27:07 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): thubana
(4:27:09 PM) Kei (Benjy, Pepper, Astra, Clara): Druella
(4:27:11 PM) Kei (Benjy, Pepper, Astra, Clara): or Thubana
(4:27:13 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): Eileen!
(4:27:14 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): DRUELLA
(4:27:16 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): omg
(4:27:17 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): From beyond the grave
(4:27:17 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): that'd be amazing
(4:27:18 PM) SailorStarPoet: Druella Black: MINISTER FOR MAGIC.
(4:27:25 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): lol
(4:27:29 PM) SailorStarPoet: EVERYONE MUST MARRY AS SHE DICTATES.
(4:27:35 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): ahahaha
(4:27:37 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): SHE WOULD
(4:27:37 PM) Hannah (Roman, Dung, Graley, Senior, Delilah): graley quits kthx
(4:27:38 PM) SailorStarPoet: And Barty and Jacq promptly go to France.
(4:27:52 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): haha i missed you guys :}}}}
(4:27:55 PM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina, Gina): oh man, dolph and your mom are head to head

from chat.

( EM don't look here we use the A word. )

[from chat]

zachythegreat: ...omg i love my wife
zachythegreat: er, claudette wife
the pocket otter: haha
mental splinter: lool
the pocket otter: I love mah girlfriend and mah husband
TheBlev4: i still can't wait for Anus to get out and go openly crazy
zachythegreat: she is such a great wife
zachythegreat: ME TOO
xx emmanator: aww
mental splinter: I love my awesome extended family that consists of mostly DMLE people
the pocket otter: and mah pack leader
TheBlev4: every time she updates all sappily i cackle
xx emmanator: i love my nonexistant IG wife
zachythegreat: he totally doesn't love her as much as she loves him
oh ryan taylor: i love my pregnant wife
zachythegreat: but he is fine with that
mental splinter: lol emily XD
xx emmanator: and I love my group of friends
TheBlev4: LOL
oh ryan taylor: and then my dead wife and son
boxesnlists: I <3 my DMLE girlfriend. And my imprisoned one.
phoenix shimmers: loffs pregnant wife *bandwagon*

oh ryan taylor: snr will be more rational later on.
oh ryan taylor: his rational has taken a holiday
SailorStarPoet: Barty has to be rational. He has a not-dying Frenchman to attend to.
SailorStarPoet: Also a pregnant cousin and her henpecked husband to hassle. XD
SailorStarPoet: And Genevieve.
SailorStarPoet: And a pie.
oh ryan taylor: Snr is tres pissed that Barty's with the patient and not the mother
SailorStarPoet: Barty: She isn't dying and she forgives me. Piss off.
oh ryan taylor: Snr: She could've miscarried and DIED!
SailorStarPoet: Barty: She's hardier than you give her credit for. Piss off.
oh ryan taylor: Snr: SHES FRAGILE YOU INGRATEFUL INGRATE
oh ryan taylor: p.s his moustche is aquiverin
SailorStarPoet: Barty: ...Ingrateful ingrate? ...You realise it's impossible to take you seriously right now, yes?
oh ryan taylor: Rational Snr realizes he is acting completely irrational, but he is irrational right now
oh ryan taylor: t minus one month
SailorStarPoet: Barty: Yeah, you do that. Mother is fine and I am going to go have a backbone somewhere else.
SailorStarPoet: Barty: If you weren't ready to deal with the consequences, you shouldn't have kicked me out. Whoops.
SailorStarPoet: Barty: *natters off*
oh ryan taylor: Snr: BANNED FROM THE MANOR
SailorStarPoet: Barty: Yeeeeah, in my medical opinion, that's a very bad idea. O
oh ryan taylor: Snr: There are other healers
SailorStarPoet: Barty: And I have a highly respected Russian Healer who agrees with me.
oh ryan taylor: Snr is five btw
SailorStarPoet: Barty: He's the best of the best and he's on my team.
oh ryan taylor: Snr: As a son you are banned
oh ryan taylor: Snr: As a healer welcome
SailorStarPoet: Barty: Yeah, I'm going to go get Mother's opinion on this. Watch her as she disagrees.
SailorStarPoet: Demeter: *EATS SENIOR'S FACE*
SailorStarPoet: *NOT IN A SEXY FASHION*
SailorStarPoet: *OR A CANNIBALISTIC ONE*
TheBlev4: wow totally read that as Dementor
SailorStarPoet: ha.
TheBlev4: she has an apropriately close name
SailorStarPoet: She does.
SailorStarPoet: ...Which I actually never noticed in nearly three years of playing Ickle.