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mental splinter (1:25:39 AM): donut cry emo bethy
mental splinter (1:25:43 AM): he will live
mental splinter (1:25:52 AM): long enough to knock you up!
stealyourhorcrux (1:25:53 AM): she says GOOD D:
stealyourhorcrux (1:25:55 AM): lololol
stealyourhorcrux (1:26:00 AM): she says FOREVER D:
mental splinter (1:26:01 AM): he says call the kid Kirke kthnx
stealyourhorcrux (1:26:08 AM): kirke kirke
mental splinter (1:26:10 AM): no
stealyourhorcrux (1:26:13 AM): kirk kirke
mental splinter (1:26:19 AM): "kidname" Kirke, not "kidname" Frobisher
mental splinter (1:26:25 AM): HELL NO
mental splinter (1:26:28 AM): HIS KID
mental splinter (1:26:31 AM): IS NOT GOING TO BE NAMED
mental splinter (1:26:36 AM): AFTER SOME DUMB SPACE CAPTAIN
stealyourhorcrux (1:26:40 AM): KIRK KIRKE IS A GREAT NAME
mental splinter (1:26:45 AM): if anything name him Spock Kirke then, geez
stealyourhorcrux (1:26:51 AM): LOL SPOCK KIRKE
mental splinter (1:26:59 AM): what I desperately want someday
mental splinter (1:27:07 AM): is to play Andrew Kirke as like, captain of a team somewheres
stealyourhorcrux (1:27:16 AM): captain kirke omg
mental splinter (1:27:20 AM): and have someone play a Bones (Susan or kidlet) as a Healer
mental splinter (1:27:29 AM): Kirke and Bones. Captain and Doctor >>

from AIM

TheBlev4: let me go get a soda
le loup etrange: o dear. D will not be pleased
le loup etrange: my period is just in time for christmas
TheBlev4: because i'm having a so.. ohh
TheBlev4: uh oh
TheBlev4: how festive!
le loup etrange: ... DIES
TheBlev4: lolol
le loup etrange: i am BQing that
TheBlev4: i was like what the fuck does D care if i'm having a soda
TheBlev4: ASHLEY NO
TheBlev4: YOU'LL ROT YOUR TEETH
le loup etrange: lmfals;kjdf;laskjdf
TheBlev4: NOoooooooooooooooooooooo



FROM ZE CHAT.

( HI, BABY! )

After asking if they think Kingsley's parents should leave the country...

Poufy: they can move to Bel Air
me: YYYYY
Ash: LOL
Me: i'm trying to figure out if they should leave in time or not. they won't leave until after christmas
Poufy: because a couple of guys were up to no good
Me: aka voldy
Me: started making trouble in their neighborhood?
Poufy: yes
Ash: kingsley got in one little fight
Ash: and his mum got scared
Me: (that fight was at hogwarts btw)
Ash: and said their moving all his aunties and uncles to bel air
Me: y
Ash: he put his wand out for the knight bus
Ash: and when it came near
Ash: Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down, and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the KINGley of a town called Bel-Air
Ash: In West Londondelphia, born and raised, on the quidditch pitch is where I spent most of my days, Chill' out maxin' relaxin' all cool, and shootin' some quaffles outside of the school
Ash: I put my wand out for the knight bus and when it came near, there was an old dude and a young dude and a shrunken head on the mirror!

Oh and then Poufy found this: http://www.bustedtees.com/rare

(9:06:01 PM) SailorStarPoet: OKAY. I HAVE COUNTED AND CHECKED THE MATH AND KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT NOW.
(9:06:33 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): lol
(9:06:39 PM) SailorStarPoet: I have 17 posts, Kati is trailing behing me at 8, then Kei has 6, Ange has 4, Tyra has 3, Faith and Chels both have 2, and Kaitlin, Em, Elisa, and Sab all have 1 apiece.
(9:06:54 PM) Alter (Mirelle): lol did Dem just ohsnap with Dante XD

from chat.

( ANGE DO NOT CLICK THIS. IT IS DEFFOES NSFA AND NSFW. )

from chat.

(10:28:51 AM) SailorStarPoet: loool, I love Peggy The Hag. And how she looks like she smells something nasty.
(10:29:13 AM) SailorStarPoet: It's too bad I comes after E, because otherwise she'd be giving Barty that look, and it would amuse me terribly.
(10:29:26 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): i just noticed tabbit was next to voldemort
(10:29:30 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): i find it amusing
(10:29:49 AM) SailorStarPoet: oh god, I did not see that. *goes to see*
(10:30:07 AM) SailorStarPoet: HA.
(10:30:10 AM) SailorStarPoet: Awesome. XD
(10:30:23 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): she's like eeeeeh get away
(10:30:46 AM) SailorStarPoet: And he's like "Be intimidated by my LASER EYES"
(10:30:51 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): XDDDD

from chat.

Smith finally slips up about the slug TO RUFUS AHAHA

stealyourhorcrux (12:06:10 AM): and alana in hufflepuff
xx emmanator (12:06:15 AM): oh yeah her too
stealyourhorcrux (12:06:16 AM): was in their year
stealyourhorcrux (12:06:18 AM): <3
xx emmanator (12:06:20 AM): <3
SailorStarPoet (12:06:22 AM): Oh yeah. XD
xx emmanator (12:06:25 AM): I always think she's older
stealyourhorcrux (12:06:32 AM): she is wise for her age~
the pocket otter (12:06:32 AM): mah ittle sister
SailorStarPoet (12:06:32 AM): She acts more mature then they do.
xx emmanator (12:06:36 AM): hah yeah
SailorStarPoet (12:07:01 AM): I mean, between Shitfit Twin, Sobby Twin, Deadgulus, Libby McMouthpiece, and Spazzatron...
SailorStarPoet (12:07:08 AM): It's not hard to be more mature than that lot.

From chat

(8:49:08 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty... I don't know if they'd have parties at the hospital. They certainly wouldn't involve drinking, since drunk doctoring is frowned upon and dangerous.
(8:49:26 PM) Emily (Mulciber): so is topless oncology, as it turns out ;-)
(8:49:51 PM) SailorStarPoet: I do know that I still plan on him trying to work ON CHRISTMAS.
(8:50:11 PM) Penny (Moody, Antonin, Aaron): Antonin says no, Kassie.
(8:50:29 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty says Try and stop him from trying, Penny.
(8:50:44 PM) Penny (Moody, Antonin, Aaron): Antonin says OH REALLY, BARTY.
(8:51:03 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty says nothing and just goes in to see a patient.
(8:51:26 PM) Penny (Moody, Antonin, Aaron): and when he comes out, Antonin drags him off and goes YOU ARE OFF-DUTY. QUIT IT.
(8:51:42 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty: I HAVE TO GET THESE TESTS TO THE LAB.
(8:52:07 PM) Penny (Moody, Antonin, Aaron): Antonin: SOMEONE ELSE IS DOING IT. DO NOT MAKE ME CARRY YOU AGAIN.
(8:52:33 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty: You couldn't manage it and I'd have to hurt you if you tried to do anything to... erm... reverse the healing you've done.
(8:53:02 PM) Penny (Moody, Antonin, Aaron): Antonin: *eyebrow raise* You would have to hurt me, would you.
(8:53:51 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty: Just enough to make you stop trying to carry someone who weighs more than you do. You got grievously injured, remember? :|
(8:54:29 PM) Penny (Moody, Antonin, Aaron): Antonin: Bartemius Crouch Jr., you are officially off-duty and if you do not come with me right now, I will be extremely put out. Am I being clear?
(8:54:57 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty: ....Stop using my full name and I'll come quietly. :\
(8:55:07 PM) Penny (Moody, Antonin, Aaron): ahaha. Antonin: *wins*
(8:55:16 PM) Penny (Moody, Antonin, Aaron): at least he didn't stick in the Hallam?
(8:55:44 PM) SailorStarPoet: Yeah, then he would've won by virtue of Barty going, ".....Reg and I used to middle-name each other" and emo-ing all over the place.
(8:55:58 PM) Penny (Moody, Antonin, Aaron): and then he would go "oh for fuck's sake" and get Barty drunk.
(8:56:18 PM) SailorStarPoet: Barty: *likes that plan*

from chat.

From chat, Dec 13th:

le loup etrange: i keep waffling about whether to link it in my journal
le loup etrange: i don't want to make people feel compelled or anything
le loup etrange: *frets*
mental splinter: Em, repeat after me
mental splinter: I am awesome and deserve lovins
le loup etrange: THIS IS IRONIC
le loup etrange: I FEEL IT
le loup etrange: IRONY IS IN THE AIR
xx emmanator: isnt it?
xx emmanator: :D
mental splinter: XD
the white birds: XDDD
LeiaOS: LOL
mental splinter: i dun get it :\
xx emmanator: ...
xx emmanator: lol
le loup etrange: lol you of all people telling ME i should say i deserve love
xx emmanator: ange, if you dont get your app done by tomorrow I'm hacking your shit and finishing it for you
mental splinter: oh
mental splinter: :-[
le loup etrange: lololol i'll say it if you say it
LeiaOS: Emily such VIOLENCE
mental splinter: .........
mental splinter: on three
xx emmanator: Oh Sab you know you love me
mental splinter: one
LeiaOS: I do! It's true!
mental splinter: two
LeiaOS: <3
mental splinter: three
the eve the girl: mmm violence
the eve the girl: rawr
le loup etrange: I DESERVE LOVE OMG D: AND AM AWESOME
mental splinter: IT
mental splinter: >>
le loup etrange: ....
le loup etrange: you little twat
mental splinter: ^-^
snapesonaplane: LOLOLOL
sleepisforsunday: LOOOL
heykidbiteme: it always kinds of surprises/amuses me to see how many people i don't know find their way to my journal for that meme
sleepisforsunday: WIN
le loup etrange: >:{

(2:41:18 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): PS, Bertie's "Fuck, I just got my ass kicked" icon http://www.insanejournal.com/userpic/6192328/330606
(2:42:14 AM) SailorStarPoet: Mmmmmm RDJ
(2:43:38 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): PS, Bertie says "Mmmm" at you too :P http://www.insanejournal.com/userpic/6192290/330606
(2:43:49 AM) SailorStarPoet: I would hit Bertie Higgs. :3
(2:44:09 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): Bertie Higgs would hit you.
(2:44:10 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): srsly.
(2:44:11 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): XD
(2:44:22 AM) SailorStarPoet: Does he like it rough? ;D
(2:44:30 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): Definitely :P
(2:44:44 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): and he likes to break you :P because he's a bastard and likes to be in control
(2:44:55 AM) SailorStarPoet: Can he and I take this outside? He can be the big bad cop and I can be the ne'er do well punk. ;D
(2:45:04 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): LMAO
(2:45:24 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): he is Okay With That.
(2:45:30 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): "Let's step into the alley, shall we?"
(2:45:31 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): :P
(2:45:52 AM) SailorStarPoet: "Oh, it would be your pleasure, Mistah Higgs. ;]"
(2:46:01 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): lmao XDDD
(2:46:11 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): "Ignore the ring, really. Means nothing."
(2:46:12 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): XD
(2:46:20 AM) SailorStarPoet: BACK IN TEN GUISE. *takes Bertie outside for Questionable Activities*
(2:46:36 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): Bertie: Make it an hour.
(2:46:37 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): XD

from chat.

(1:23:21 AM) Kaitlin (Meaghan, Jacqueline): i am going to go read about favism and guinea worms. you keep it real, ya'll
(1:23:32 AM) SailorStarPoet: Will do! *salutes!*
(1:23:40 AM) Kaitlin (Meaghan, Jacqueline): you best ;-)
(1:23:41 AM) Kaitlin (Meaghan, Jacqueline): night
(1:23:46 AM) SailorStarPoet: Niiiiiight <3
(1:23:48 AM) SailorStarPoet: <44444
(1:23:54 AM) Alter (Mirelle): <5
(1:23:58 AM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): night!
(1:23:58 AM) SailorStarPoet: <6!
(1:24:05 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): <7
(1:24:09 AM) SailorStarPoet: <8
(1:24:26 AM) Alter (Mirelle): <10
(1:24:32 AM) SailorStarPoet: <*infinity*
(1:24:37 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): <*god*
(1:24:43 AM) SailorStarPoet: <*FSM*
(1:24:52 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): <*em*
(1:24:54 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): *wins*
(1:24:55 AM) Kaitlin (Meaghan, Jacqueline): <*pi*. wins.
(1:24:56 AM) SailorStarPoet: LOL
(1:24:58 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): lmao
(1:25:01 AM) Alter (Mirelle): <*shoe*
(1:25:09 AM) SailorStarPoet: <*edward*
(1:25:12 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): lmao ew
(1:25:13 AM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): fail
(1:25:14 AM) Kaitlin (Meaghan, Jacqueline): I AM LEAVING YA'LL ARE RIDICULOUS
(1:25:15 AM) Alter (Mirelle): XD
(1:25:16 AM) Kaitlin (Meaghan, Jacqueline): and
(1:25:17 AM) Alter (Mirelle): <5
(1:25:18 AM) SailorStarPoet: NIGHT
(1:25:18 AM) Alter (Mirelle): er
(1:25:19 AM) Kaitlin (Meaghan, Jacqueline): <*jacqwalden*
(1:25:20 AM) Alter (Mirelle): <3
(1:25:22 AM) Alter (Mirelle): LOL

from chat.

(11:14:10 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): ew ash
(11:14:11 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): ugh
(11:14:24 PM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina, Gina): god gross, em is here
(11:14:27 PM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina, Gina): her with her font.
(11:14:29 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): *grosses all over you*
(11:14:37 PM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina, Gina): *loves it*
(11:15:17 PM) SailorStarPoet: *sells tape on the Interwebs*
(11:15:28 PM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): *rips it for free download*
(11:15:33 PM) Erin (No One): lmao
(11:15:58 PM) SailorStarPoet: Tyra, I doubt your commitment to sparklemotion. :|
(11:16:24 PM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): D: HOW DARE YOU
(11:16:38 PM) SailorStarPoet: WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD PAY FOR YOUR DOWNLOAD >:|
(11:17:00 PM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): I did :P then I put it on the interwebs for free for everyone else :P
(11:17:17 PM) SailorStarPoet: THAT IS WRONG, IT INTERRUPTS MY CAPITALIZING ON EM AND ASH.
(11:17:27 PM) SailorStarPoet: AND FOR THAT I DOUBT YOUR COMMITMENT TO SPARKLEMOTION. >:O
(11:17:49 PM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): WELL FINE SPARKLEMOTION IS STUPID ANYWAY >:[
(11:18:01 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): ....
(11:18:05 PM) Erin (No One): and this person keeps accidentally putting their finger in front of the thing
(11:18:06 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): o no you didn't
(11:18:06 PM) SailorStarPoet: Oh, Graley, you're never going to be king if you keep plotting to murder James Earl Jones.

from chat.

(10:47:41 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): we're talking about turning a human being into an animal, not ejaculating magic out of your wand
(10:47:47 PM) Kei (Benjy, Pepper, Astra, Clara): *snort*
(10:47:50 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): i'd think one takes considerably more talent than the other
(10:47:55 PM) Kei (Benjy, Pepper, Astra, Clara): oh definitely

from chat.

(12:25:13 PM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina): omg that makes me want banana nut bread
(12:25:23 PM) Carrah (Ted, Persephone, Dorian): lol sorry
(12:25:44 PM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina): that is not a bad thing at ALL
(12:25:52 PM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina): my mom asked me what i wanted for christmas
(12:25:55 PM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina): now i have an answer
(12:25:56 PM) Carrah (Ted, Persephone, Dorian): i usually sub dates for nuts in my banana bread and it makes it so yummy
(12:25:57 PM) Carrah (Ted, Persephone, Dorian): XD
(12:26:25 PM) SailorStarPoet: God, now I want an egg sandwich on banana nut bread. Because that would be SO GOOD.
(12:26:41 PM) Carrah (Ted, Persephone, Dorian): ...with peanut butter.
(12:26:45 PM) SailorStarPoet: XD
(12:26:54 PM) SailorStarPoet: Egg + peanut butter + banana nut bread.
(12:26:58 PM) Carrah (Ted, Persephone, Dorian): yes!
(12:27:00 PM) SailorStarPoet: Collectively, BL chat is pregnant.
(12:27:02 PM) Carrah (Ted, Persephone, Dorian): lmao

from chat.

10:50:02 AM Em: wtf i look away for five seconds
10:50:06 AM Em: and the queen is shipping bedolphus

"I think the important point is why my most useful assistant is suddenly talking like the bastard lovechild of a fortune cookie and a cryptic crossword, but I do take your suggestion on board."

Mill, here.

(12:22:05 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes): we need more inner circle badassery
(12:22:08 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes): go advertise people
(12:22:57 AM) SailorStarPoet: I had Charlus Potter pop up in my head and start Doing Things... but I'm not giving up Barty to play Charlus. It's on my Do Not Do list. :\
(12:23:30 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes): barty could die in a blaze of self-flagellation
(12:23:36 AM) SailorStarPoet: No.
(12:23:43 AM) Faith (Elle, Chloris, Doris): LOL kassie
(12:23:49 AM) Kei (Benjy, Pepper, Astra, Clara): you know, Pepper's clusterfuck totally leaves room for Astra to join the Order.
(12:23:52 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes): LOL
(12:24:02 AM) Mango (Aquila, Fabian, Alana): *dies*
(12:24:04 AM) Kei (Benjy, Pepper, Astra, Clara): I don't cover all five categories anymore!
(12:24:34 AM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina): i'm pretty sure they would "let her in" just to use her as bait
(12:24:44 AM) Kei (Benjy, Pepper, Astra, Clara): god that'd be funny
(12:24:44 AM) Ali (Atticus): Atticus says he WILL disown her if she dares
(12:25:17 AM) Kei (Benjy, Pepper, Astra, Clara): Astra: Hai :D
Order: ....
Astra: I wanna join your club. :D
Order: ....

from chat.

Mimi: I think instead of pepper not being able to talk
Mimi: there should just be like an automatic, invisible death grip
Mimi: on his penis

From Chat:

( Chloris is ghetto, yo )

( you're a pie, you can't have sandwhiches. )

(1:45:57 PM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): Barty and Reg are the SamFrodo of BL. :\
(1:46:00 PM) Emily (Mulciber): he yes
(1:46:04 PM) Emily (Mulciber): well not anymore
(1:46:14 PM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): Yeah, Reg went to the Undying Lands. :\
(1:46:27 PM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): So Barty has to go marry Rosie Cotton (Gen) and have lots of babies.
(1:46:55 PM) Emily (Mulciber): and name one after Regulus
(1:47:01 PM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): One of them is going to have SOME part of his name be Regulus.
(1:47:24 PM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): Regardless of which attractive, busty, blonde, foreign girl he wound up with, Barty was always going to be adamant about that.
(1:47:42 PM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): Like, if he'd married Anz, the poor kid would've been something like Antonin Regulus Crouch.
(1:47:49 PM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): Because THAT name won't fuck you up.
(1:47:50 PM) Emily (Mulciber): omg worst ever
(1:47:51 PM) Emily (Mulciber): haha
(1:48:06 PM) Emily (Mulciber): Dem's children are going to be horribly named, if he's trusted with the naming

from chat.

(1:18:42 PM) Penny (Antonin, Aaron): so, I miiiight be making an apartment block full of DMLE Sims. Just for laughs
(1:19:17 PM) Penny (Antonin, Aaron): *waits for Rudi to kill them all* >_>
(1:19:38 PM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): Barty says no killing Senior. Senior's HIS KILL.
(1:19:57 PM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): Barty would go mano a mano with Fenrir and Dolph, simultaneously, to kill Senior.
(1:20:15 PM) Emily (Mulciber): barty is froshuz
(1:20:35 PM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): And he'd probably whip out some super cool ninja moves... then faint from exhaustion immediately after pwning Fuzzy and Gigantor.

from chat.

(3:28:19 AM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): My inner Snape is going, that would be nice - I could just take off my shirt and girls wouldn't notice my nose anymore...
(3:29:19 AM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): Barty says, "But... everyone would notice your naked, Sev. And nudity tends to be unacceptable in most places."
(3:29:36 AM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): haha
(3:29:39 AM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): ILU Barty
(3:29:53 AM) Erin (No One): lol
(3:30:01 AM) Erin (No One): he doesn't need to be NAKED
(3:30:07 AM) Erin (No One): he can still wear a little banana hammock
(3:30:09 AM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): lol
(3:30:12 AM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): XD
(3:30:32 AM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): Barty: ....Is that really necessary? I prefer Severus clothed, as a matter of personal preference.
(3:30:47 AM) Erin (No One): lmao
(3:31:04 AM) Erin (No One): well, we can't always get what we want, dearest
(3:31:24 AM) Erin (No One): there comes a point where you must decide what you're willing to suffer through for your friends
(3:31:28 AM) Erin (No One): in this case, their nudity
(3:31:45 AM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): Barty: *SIGHS* ...At least it isn't Dem trying to be naked. :\
(3:31:51 AM) Erin (No One): lmao
(3:31:54 AM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): LOL
(3:32:01 AM) Kassie (Barty, Xeno): Barty: *would probably never leave the house again if Dem tried to be naked*

from chat!

Severus, after Marius asks for possibilities as to the identity of the third Masquerade "victim."

"I went out of my way to ignore Gryffindors. Those that confronted me were typically the Blood Traitor Black and his lot, and while I would shed no tears at his termination, he does not fit the description you have given regardless of how like an ill bred girl he may behave at times."

( LMAO WALDEN X JACQ )

Bellatrix, to Marius

"... you should stop being so peevish. I'm sure it's not good for conception."

[01:56] loup et lapin: OUR LOVE IS HIGHLY ENTROPIC
[01:56] loup et lapin: AND HIGHLY EXOTHERMIC
[01:56] loup et lapin: ITS SPONTANEOUS BAYBEH
[01:56] loup et lapin: THANKS TO GIBBS FREE ENERGEEEEYAH
[01:57] sleepisforsunday: OUR LOVE CAN NEVER BE MEASURED ACCURATELY BY ANY DEVICE
[01:57] sleepisforsunday: FOR WE CAN NEVER TRULY KNOW TIS DISTANCE
[01:58] loup et lapin: OUR DELTA MOMENTUM TIMES DELTA POSITION IS GREATER THAN OR EQUAL TO PLANCK'S CONSTANT OVER FOUR PI D:
[01:59] sleepisforsunday: COME HERE AND MOMENTUM MY POSITIONS

Erin:
and it's easier to leave a nose off from the beginning than to like
melt it off with dark magic for fun

(3:29:13 AM) SailorStarPoet: Maybe I'm just decaffeinating, but... suilihponex ?
(3:29:25 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes): oh come on kassie
(3:29:27 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes): you of all people
(3:29:29 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes): should know what that is
(3:29:30 AM) SailorStarPoet: ................
(3:29:38 AM) SailorStarPoet: uhm.
(3:29:48 AM) SailorStarPoet: ...In my defense, I saw my extended family today?
(3:29:52 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes): XD
(3:30:02 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes): did you figure it out or are you still staring
(3:30:06 AM) SailorStarPoet: I got it. XD
(3:30:13 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes): oh good XD
(3:30:17 AM) Kei (Benjy, Pepper, Astra, Clara): haha

from chat.

( THE FOLLOWING QUOTE HAS BEEN DEEMED VERY VERY VERY NOT SAFE FOR ANGE. )

from chat.

porno artist dumbledore at a poetry reading!

(in reference to these pics of Richard Harris)

( EM don't look here we use the A word. )

[from chat]

zachythegreat: ...omg i love my wife
zachythegreat: er, claudette wife
the pocket otter: haha
mental splinter: lool
the pocket otter: I love mah girlfriend and mah husband
TheBlev4: i still can't wait for Anus to get out and go openly crazy
zachythegreat: she is such a great wife
zachythegreat: ME TOO
xx emmanator: aww
mental splinter: I love my awesome extended family that consists of mostly DMLE people
the pocket otter: and mah pack leader
TheBlev4: every time she updates all sappily i cackle
xx emmanator: i love my nonexistant IG wife
zachythegreat: he totally doesn't love her as much as she loves him
oh ryan taylor: i love my pregnant wife
zachythegreat: but he is fine with that
mental splinter: lol emily XD
xx emmanator: and I love my group of friends
TheBlev4: LOL
oh ryan taylor: and then my dead wife and son
boxesnlists: I <3 my DMLE girlfriend. And my imprisoned one.
phoenix shimmers: loffs pregnant wife *bandwagon*

4:25:33 PM leloupetrange: .... i am sorry a t-rex is not fucking smart enough to use physics to its advantage, i am sorry

Rufus: Give me a break, Williamson. I think I have the right to be humourless once in a damned while. Quit acting like I never cut you lot some slack, because that's bollocks.

Nicholas: Fuck it, you know you are respected and appreciated by us all. Just a little less when you take a sip from Crouch's Flaming Cup of Absolute Authority Tea.

oh ryan taylor: snr will be more rational later on.
oh ryan taylor: his rational has taken a holiday
SailorStarPoet: Barty has to be rational. He has a not-dying Frenchman to attend to.
SailorStarPoet: Also a pregnant cousin and her henpecked husband to hassle. XD
SailorStarPoet: And Genevieve.
SailorStarPoet: And a pie.
oh ryan taylor: Snr is tres pissed that Barty's with the patient and not the mother
SailorStarPoet: Barty: She isn't dying and she forgives me. Piss off.
oh ryan taylor: Snr: She could've miscarried and DIED!
SailorStarPoet: Barty: She's hardier than you give her credit for. Piss off.
oh ryan taylor: Snr: SHES FRAGILE YOU INGRATEFUL INGRATE
oh ryan taylor: p.s his moustche is aquiverin
SailorStarPoet: Barty: ...Ingrateful ingrate? ...You realise it's impossible to take you seriously right now, yes?
oh ryan taylor: Rational Snr realizes he is acting completely irrational, but he is irrational right now
oh ryan taylor: t minus one month
SailorStarPoet: Barty: Yeah, you do that. Mother is fine and I am going to go have a backbone somewhere else.
SailorStarPoet: Barty: If you weren't ready to deal with the consequences, you shouldn't have kicked me out. Whoops.
SailorStarPoet: Barty: *natters off*
oh ryan taylor: Snr: BANNED FROM THE MANOR
SailorStarPoet: Barty: Yeeeeah, in my medical opinion, that's a very bad idea. O
oh ryan taylor: Snr: There are other healers
SailorStarPoet: Barty: And I have a highly respected Russian Healer who agrees with me.
oh ryan taylor: Snr is five btw
SailorStarPoet: Barty: He's the best of the best and he's on my team.
oh ryan taylor: Snr: As a son you are banned
oh ryan taylor: Snr: As a healer welcome
SailorStarPoet: Barty: Yeah, I'm going to go get Mother's opinion on this. Watch her as she disagrees.
SailorStarPoet: Demeter: *EATS SENIOR'S FACE*
SailorStarPoet: *NOT IN A SEXY FASHION*
SailorStarPoet: *OR A CANNIBALISTIC ONE*
TheBlev4: wow totally read that as Dementor
SailorStarPoet: ha.
TheBlev4: she has an apropriately close name
SailorStarPoet: She does.
SailorStarPoet: ...Which I actually never noticed in nearly three years of playing Ickle.

Kingsley, regarding That One Time When Junior Stood Up to Senior:
1. "OKAY WHO SAW THAT PLEASE TELL me someone saw that!

I hope I wasn't the only one because that was about the best thing I've seen in years. Shiiiiiit little Crouch has got the fighting spirit tonight. I think I want him to be my new best mate."

From here.

2. Pepper: Yeah I have no idea where that came from, he's normally such a sweet little thing.
Kingsley: He was almost as scary as my Mum! And she's the scariest person I've met.

From here.

3. "Ol' Crouchy looked all sheepish, like a cat caught not using the litterbox and when it knows better."

From here.

(10:01:13 PM) Kassie: Barty: I know you, Reg. I know you have feelings.
(10:01:42 PM) Chels (Reg, Beth): Reg: Maybe I...lost them...
(10:01:57 PM) Kassie: Barty: What? Off the same glacier that Evan wanted to push his father off of?
(10:02:10 PM) Chels (Reg, Beth): Reg: ....Yes.
(10:02:20 PM) Kassie: Barty: When have you ever been near a glacier?
(10:02:39 PM) Chels (Reg, Beth): Reg: ....It could be a metaphorical glacier.

From chat.

(5:38:06 PM) Cairo (Higgs): guys who is a really icky/disliked person EXCLUDING HITLER that most all people would refuse to talk to
(5:38:16 PM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina): paris hilton
(5:38:16 PM) SailorStarPoet: Paris Hilton
(5:38:16 PM) Emily (Mulciber): paris hilton :3
(5:38:19 PM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina): LOL
(5:38:19 PM) Bree (Marius, James): LOL.
(5:38:20 PM) SailorStarPoet: LOL

From chat.

5:18:43 PM Ange: Grady says remind him NOT to place Katie in Pepp's custody should he die
5:18:58 PM thepocketotter: Pepper says omg WHO WOULD DO THAT?
5:19:06 PM Ange: Grady
5:19:10 PM thepocketotter: though actually if he did end up with a baby he'd take it seriously
5:19:14 PM Ange: when his other best mates are all goners
5:19:15 PM thepocketotter: he just... would really prefer not
5:19:23 PM Ange: you're just tempting me, Kei
5:19:25 PM thepocketotter: haha
5:19:28 PM Ange: Grady has weres after him
5:19:37 PM Ange: I MIGHT JUST PUT KATIE IN YOUR LAP
5:19:48 PM Emily: Katie Bell Pepper??!?!?!
5:19:52 PM Alicia: HAHAHHAHA
5:19:52 PM thepocketotter: I can just imagine Pepper going "um.... Jo..... it followed me home, can I keep it."
5:19:53 PM Kati: OMG YES
5:19:53 PM Ange: .................
5:19:57 PM Ange: NO
5:19:58 PM Alicia: lololl
5:19:59 PM Ange: JUST BELL
5:19:59 PM Emily: BELL PEPPER
5:20:03 PM thepocketotter: LOL
5:20:05 PM Alicia: BELL PEPPER
5:20:06 PM Chels: lolllllll
5:20:07 PM Ange: KATIE AILEEN BELL
5:20:07 PM Alicia: hahahaha
5:20:11 PM Alicia: katie bell pepper
5:20:13 PM thepocketotter: you have to admit Ange
5:20:15 PM Emily: Katie Aileen Bell-Pepper
5:20:17 PM thepocketotter: bell pepper is pretty hilarious
5:20:19 PM Emily: its PUNTASTIC
5:20:23 PM Alicia: YES IT IS
5:20:23 PM Ange: I REFUSE TO LAUGH
5:20:29 PM thepocketotter: LAUGH
5:20:30 PM Chels: COME ON YOU KNOW YOU WANNA
5:20:30 PM thepocketotter: LAUGH
5:20:31 PM thepocketotter: GIVE IN
5:20:33 PM Ange: REEEEEEEFUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEE
5:20:34 PM Kati: LAUGH
5:20:35 PM Emily: ITS HYSTERICAL
5:20:38 PM Chels: AHAHAHAHAHA
5:20:38 PM thepocketotter: BELL-PEPPER
5:20:41 PM Alicia: HAHAHA
5:20:45 PM Kati: You can not-laugh if it actually happens!
5:20:45 PM Emily: HEHEHEHEHE
5:20:46 PM Ange: SHE'S GOING TO TED

Ash, re: Marius, Corbina, & Rabastan.

TheBlev4 (6:05:46 PM): they are like a mini trifecta of brunette evil

From chat.

Claudie: http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/1/13254/21_2008/whoa.larger.jpg

Poufy: Reason Why Sirius Doesn't Have a Job #837459

From chat.

Higgs, to Snr:
DO NOT EVER TELL PEPPER I STUCK UP FOR HIM OR I WILL

I WILL TICKLE YOU


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