Here, again?

This can't be good...

SNOW IS COMING.

AND WITH SNOW COMES SNOWBALL FIGHTS.

Hear that? That's the sound of the gauntlet being thrown. Too loud for ya?

SWEET HALLELUJAH! THE MAVERICKS ARE THIS SATURDAY! UNF, IT'S LIKE COMIC-CON WITH SEX WAX.

And now I have every guy's undivided attention. Oy. 24 of the surfing elite (All men, boo. Nah, I show them love, but a girl in there would be bitchin') are going to go and do battle with the best waves in all of California, just off of Half Moon.

 So uh, please Gigi, nudge some 50ft Baja waves up thatta way? Please, please, please?

Ladies and gentlemen. Today commemorates the fact that Mr. Pulse has been off the market for interested parties for one full, glorious year.

The candlelight vigil for those who missed out begins at 7:00pm tonight.

The sprinklers come on at 7:15.

Okay now, this is just messed up! Who switched cities on me? And why is there an old guy laughing his ass off every time he looks at me, who looks kinda like dad... now that I think about it...

It's quiet.

A little too quiet.

Ladies, gentlemen and those not bogged down with genders, I have been inspired to rent out a honest-to-Gigi movie theater and  do a film marathon, complete with movie snacks galore. You know, shake things up, get people talking to each other, yadda yadda.

Now here is the trick: What can we fill a day with that does NOT have anyone here in it. Because watching The Scene in Empire Strikes Back while mooching swedish fish from Anakin Skywalker?

 Aaaawwwwwkwaaaard.

So far anything-logies that seem kosher include: the Matrices, TMNT, not too many Star Treks please, Blade, Underworld, Die Hard, Tomb Raider, Prophecies...

Stand-alones: Boondock Saints, Hot Fuzz, Fight Club, Crouching Tiger, Hero, Unleashed...

Yay? Nay? Ideas? Come on, I know you're out there.

And for people yet befouled, Hi! I'm Az. I like chai, pranking people, chow mein and long walks on the beach. Now that we're acquianted,  join on in!

Pulse:

Hi love, sorry I missed dinner. I'm cooking tonight to make up, okay?

Do me a favor and don't go into the bathroom when you come home? I have to clean it and right now sounds good for a nap.

Hope work's going well!

Someone please distract my husband for the next couple of hours, please? He is terribly clever and very sweet, but the ganache is for coating the truffles. Not me. I look like a dalmation and still have to do the port batch.

Current Mood: cheerful

I am the most blessed man alive. Possibly even of those ever alive.

yes.

( Assiah )

( Assiah )

( Assiah )