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[Jul. 16th, 2012|09:44 pm] |
Mortals.
So predictable. |
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[Apr. 13th, 2012|09:07 pm] |
Well, it looks like I will have to avoid going outside for a while. I can't seem to keep any clothes on my back. |
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[Feb. 27th, 2012|07:13 am] |
So somehow I've managed to secure myself the part of the Lecturer (as well as the sundry other parts attached to it, president FDR for instance) in a short run of Reefer Madness. I can get tickets for anyone who's interested. |
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[Nov. 3rd, 2011|03:27 pm] |
So this past week was distressingly like home. But in the confusion I did at least discover who I've replaced. An actor, films and stage, quite impressive, really, and I can't say I mind, Pucks are naturals at it, it's just what we do among other things.
Though I sincerely doubt anyone in the cast, including the director, realizes that they've got an actual Puck playing my namesake in our Midsummer Night's Dream, which amuses me to no end. |
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[Oct. 23rd, 2011|11:21 pm] |
The fresh hell was that? |
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[Oct. 23rd, 2011|07:05 pm] |
Oh. Here again.
Caliban, I'm going to assume this is your apartment I've fallen into, though I don't know why, nor do I know why my cat is here. |
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[May. 9th, 2010|09:01 pm] |
Oh sexy Rob person...
How would you feel about considering the possibility of trying for a child...in oh, say a year? I'm thinking being knocked up by next Mother's Day would be cool.
What do you think? |
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[May. 3rd, 2010|10:35 pm] |
So, I have a date on Friday, and I need to go shopping for clothes. I've got some clothes already, but I just got here and need to rebuild a wardrobe.
THIS MEANS I NEED FEMALE FRIENDS. Or guys that know clothes. Anybody want to come with? I'll buy lunch!
Please? I hate having no girlfriends here, and my brother knows about clothes what I know about nuclear physics. |
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[Apr. 1st, 2010|04:23 pm] |
Today is totally a day of idiocy. |
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[Mar. 28th, 2010|12:06 am] |
Rob?
I want food. Of the chocolate variety. And I'm being veeeeeeeeeeery lazy right now. Can you get me some? PLEEEEASE? |
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[Jan. 24th, 2010|11:00 am] |
Oh Robbity Robber Robbish Robson Robbieness?
I want to ask you a question. A really important one.
Do you like crunchy peanut butter or smooth? |
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[Jan. 2nd, 2010|04:34 am] |
I got drunk. I punched a hooker (or a badly-dressed chav, I can't tell the difference). I almost fell into the Thames once or twice.
So far, the new year's been special. |
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[Oct. 10th, 2009|10:09 pm] |
FUCKING HELL.
What the fuck is wrong with this place?!?! Ma, Captain Dad, Gabby, Aunt Mia, Uncle Jamie...all gone. Why? How come they couldn't stay? How come I couldn't have my family here?
And why is John Gray still here, but Ma and Captain Dad aren't? How the hell am I supposed to take care of my little brother all by myself?
I can't do this. I can't live my life without my family. I'm going to live forever. That's a long time when you have no family.
Kiki, other Dad? Fred or Tyler or Hope? Are you guys still here?
Please Rob, don't leave. I can't bear it if you're gone too. |
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[Sep. 17th, 2009|10:43 am] |
Somebody shoot me. Why on Earth did I agree to do four new accounts, including the new PC ads?
Please for the love of Gigi make the 26th come faster. I need an escape. ROB. You still dig me as your date, yes? Turquoise slinkiness and hot sex abounding? |
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[Sep. 15th, 2009|07:21 pm] |
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My my, what have we here? Oh isn't this just precious? I'm not quite sure I'm in Louisiana anymore. Quaint. I haven't been to California since the Gold Rush.
Hello my lovelies. You have yahtzee here, yes? |
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[Aug. 29th, 2009|03:19 am] |
...I'm covered in glitter. I'm a sparkly little Bohemian!
I want to go hug people dressed in dark clothing... or just hug people in general. Not really fussed. |
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[Aug. 27th, 2009|06:09 pm] |
I don't think I have left the house in weeks...possibly months...can someone tell me what day it is? And for that matter can someone tell me what happened to all the food in the house? |
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[Aug. 22nd, 2009|11:13 pm] |
I've managed to slip my keepers for the evening and plan on kicking up my heels, painting the town red, and a handful of whatever other colorful phrases there are for having a good time.
Would anyone care to join me? |
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[Aug. 17th, 2009|02:53 pm] |
So, there's this thing I have to attend, some sort of annual Moguls' Ball or something, and this invitation in my hot little hands says: + Guest.
My question is this: Who would like to get dressed up and save me from an evening of stuffy conversation by appearing on my arm to this to-do? |
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[Aug. 14th, 2009|04:00 pm] |
Okay, I don't normally do this because hello, trashy. BUT I am horny. Desperately so.
Are there any hot, young, unattached guys or girls that just want some no strings attached fun? Because I do NOT have the time for anything serious and I've been working so much I haven't had time to find nookie on my own. |
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[Aug. 13th, 2009|01:16 pm] |
De man in de snakeskin boots is right, mes amis. Been quiet around 'round here.
So, any not-so-do-gooders out dere feel like a peu fun? A treasure hunt, as it were, using de literal definition of de first word. Used t'do dis in de Guild as a training game... |
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[Aug. 13th, 2009|02:32 am] |
Um.
So, I don't- Which is, I mean-
This is going to sound crazy, but... has anyone heard from Atlantis recently? Or did I dream that? Because I swear it was there a few weeks ago... |
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[Aug. 12th, 2009|10:46 am] |
I'm fairly certain that this isn't my office. It's ... quite a bit bigger for one thing, and it's in a house as opposed to my car lot.
Don't suppose anyone knows what's going on? |
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