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[Jul. 31st, 2008|01:42 am] |
It's been a very long time since I've done something that's made me feel that good.
And no, it's not coming back. Don't even ask.
( God ) |
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[Jul. 20th, 2008|10:10 pm] |
What a day! Two jumpers, three robbers, and a crazy Methed up kid.
Time for a drink, and a relaxing dinner or movie, or something.
Anyone up for it? |
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[Jun. 16th, 2008|12:19 am] |
You go and intercept one asteroid, and you end up missing entire kinds of strangeness.
Well, I am glad it is over, and that most people are better.
I am beginning to think leaving the planet at all is a bad idea. I always miss something... |
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[May. 22nd, 2008|08:57 pm] |
Rum! Who's going to drink with me on my birthday? I mean, I don't drink much, but... one or two won't hurt, right? |
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[May. 11th, 2008|06:42 pm] |
Add Lois Lane to the list of those who have vanished.
The, ah, older one, that is.
She will be missed.
( Private ) |
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[Apr. 25th, 2008|08:12 am] |
Just watching the world makes it seem very quiet right now, but under the quiet, something is always happening.
It makes being in the news business very interesting, especially when you travel.
( Lois Lane ) |
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[Mar. 30th, 2008|07:27 pm] |
This is NOT what I was expecting from that winter storm. Winds and things and now...
This IS still London, yes? |
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[Mar. 10th, 2008|01:44 pm] |
YES! |
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| ENDING TO GENDER SWITCH PLOT!!! IMPORTANT!! |
[Mar. 10th, 2008|09:57 am] |
In conjunction with the press conference I'm about to go live with, I Cole Turner, as head attorney for PepsiCo, am issuing this post to address some of the concerns the world at large is having, as well as confirm and/or deny some of the rumors and speculation that's been spreading about.
The problems you have been encountering in regards to suddenly and without warning changing into the opposite gender is in fact due to tainted beverages produced by PepsiCo worldwide. Over the course of a three day period, the notorious mad scientist Niles P. Camden managed to infiltrate several of the bottling plants in several different countries and corrupted the water supply to the machines that produce all the different beverages with a serum that caused genders to switch within five minutes of consuming it. The effects only lasted most people 24 hours, but continued consumption of the tainted beverage caused longer experiences.
There is no reason to be alarmed. This serum is not dangerous to be consumed, and there are no long lasting effects of it. All beverages worldwide as of now are being recalled, and as long as you don't continue to drink the tainted supply, you will not turn back into the opposite sex. You won't, as has been suggested, stay the wrong gender, no matter how much you drink. Once you stop, you turn back after 24 hours. It doesn't, as has been rumored, affect pregnant women, for some reason. I'm not a scientist, so I can't speculate as to why it doesn't work, but I suspect that it's due to the different hormones women encounter in pregnancy.
Pepsi is issuing a worldwide apology for any embarrassment or confusion the affected persons may have suffered. As a token of their apology, they are offering $10,000 to anyone affected by this crime. Also, please return all products to the stores you bought them from and you will be reimbursed. There is just a small amount of paperwork we're asking you to fill out and sign.
PepsiCo hopes that you will not let this tragedy keep you from enjoying their products in the future. They have developed new security measures that are being put in place as we speak to keep anything like this from ever happening again. Pepsi has been and continues to hopefully be the top rated cola. |
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[Mar. 10th, 2008|09:07 am] |
This has certainly been a very odd week. I'm glad it has passed me by, really, this curse thing that is going around. No shame in admitting I would be utterly thrown by it. I hope everyone out there is okay.
( Private ) |
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[Feb. 28th, 2008|09:08 pm] |
Maybe this place isn't so bad after all.
I still miss Perry and Jimmy, though.
( Didi )
( Jason )
( Clark ) |
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[Feb. 23rd, 2008|02:07 pm] |
So, now everybody's happy.
Wheeee.
I'm still thinking of leaving England. Which place in America's the best? |
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[Feb. 18th, 2008|01:33 am] |
It's been a busy few weeks. I'm moving, and looking into working at a different paper.
( Clark )
( Jason ) |
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[Feb. 12th, 2008|12:43 am] |
I think I want to go out and save the world a little bit. Jon, can you make sure mom doesn't escape or anything?
( Clark Kent ) |
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[Feb. 10th, 2008|12:08 am] |
I can't recall pulling so many late nights in the newsroom before, and that's saying something.
Lisa? Is it all right with your "guards" if I come visit you tomorrow?
Edit: Jon and Mia? I'm going to visit your mom tomorrow, if that's okay. I promise I won't try to sneak her out.
( Didi ) |
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[Feb. 2nd, 2008|04:45 pm] |
Who is this madman, Apocalypse, who seems to be causing all the trouble?
I have been racing around, putting out fires and saving people, and finding all too many dead for my liking, since he arrived. |
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[Jan. 31st, 2008|05:38 pm] |
Well, ah, this is all, sort of confusing.
Where did the Daily Planet go? |
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