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[Jan. 11th, 2009|10:34 pm] |
So I've decided I want to go dancing. I don't know if the clubs are the same here, and I need to make my presence known.
Trouble is this dance card I have is completely empty. This is a terrible thing. A truly terrible thing, that must be remedied.
I can promise all potential volunteers this: You will not have to pay for a thing tonight. Not cover charge, certainly not drinks, not cab money or bus money or a subway ticket or anything.
Nothing is required in return for this except a night of dancing. I'm not that kind of douchebag.
So, any takers?
( Jake ) |
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[Jan. 8th, 2009|03:23 pm] |
This is hell. I'm twitchy and itchy and I know for a damn fact that Mary either hid, threw out, or gave away all the crap in our drug cabinet on New Year's.
That bitch.
Well, I might as well ask, does anyone want to grab a coffee with me? |
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[Jan. 7th, 2009|03:59 pm] |
Do the right thing. Please. Rachel please. Kill me.
Please, fucking kill me, don't make me go back there. Kill me. Kill m- ....Holy shitIhavehandsI'mnotaratanymore-
Crayak? I'm not a rat. Did you-
I'm not dead.
Where am I?
I'm not a rat. |
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[Jan. 7th, 2009|05:59 am] |
ZOMG! There are people from books I've read here! I mean, there were before, but now there are more people from books I've read!
I think I might pass out from the fangirling. I've got to track Jean down and ask about her date with Marco.
(When did I become a twelve year old again? I'm not precisely sure, but I'm having fun, at least.) |
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[Jan. 7th, 2009|02:08 am] |
So I've been thinking about changing my superhandle. Spider-Man is good, we all know it's good. It's catchy. But it's a bit on-the-nose. "Spider-Man? I guess... I guess he has Spider Powers. I bet his Kryptonite is a can of Raid."
I've got a couple ideas. What do we think about Captain Superfly?
I like it. I like it because it tells the world, "Hey, that guy must be superfly."
Plus, if they misread the name and they try to attack me with a giant flyswatter or something, then I can say, "Bitch, please, I'm Captain Superfly." |
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[Jan. 5th, 2009|10:34 pm] |
What...I don't understand... |
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[Jan. 5th, 2009|10:12 pm] |
Gods, don't forsake me...
I was so close to getting Soul Edge, so close to saving Pyrrha, and you tore me away. Now, I know that the Azure Knight won't be stopped... |
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[Jan. 5th, 2009|03:20 am] |
Is this Earth then?
I'm not sure what I had expected to find, but this was not it. Of course, I'm confused as to how I got here, but I'm certain God will show me soon enough. |
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[Jan. 5th, 2009|02:55 am] |
Here's a question for you. A philosophical question. A question, in fact, for the ages.
Ages, gentle reader.
Ages.
So let's say that you're in a pool or a hot tub with a lady. She's wearing a one piece, you're wearing trunks. Or if you're a lady, you're in the one piece and he's in the trunks. Or if you're a gay lady, two one pieces, and a gay dude, two trunkses. You're really focusing too much on the clothing.
So you're in this hot tub/pool environment, and you start smooching. Then you start smooching a bit heavier, and you move onto something that allows you to sit, and she's on your lap.
Now, my question, friends, is this: when you're both soaking wet, is it still dry humping? |
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[Jan. 4th, 2009|11:23 pm] |
Why the fuck am I in Hollywood and where the fuck are my friends?! Ellimist, if this is you dicking around again, I swear to god... |
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