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Tweak says, "You bought this...mansion."

Marco (imthecuteone) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-01-11 22:34:00

Entry tags:

jake, lorna summers, marco, melpomene

So I've decided I want to go dancing. I don't know if the clubs are the same here, and I need to make my presence known.

Trouble is this dance card I have is completely empty. This is a terrible thing. A truly terrible thing, that must be remedied.

I can promise all potential volunteers this: You will not have to pay for a thing tonight. Not cover charge, certainly not drinks, not cab money or bus money or a subway ticket or anything.

Nothing is required in return for this except a night of dancing. I'm not that kind of douchebag.

So, any takers?

Y'see this here? This is how it is done. This is class. I am a classy guy. I'll understand if you want to take a second to take notes.

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	bordoscomfome 2009-01-11 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	That really is a shame, sugar. Cute thing like you, and no lady on your arm. If you still need a volunteer, I'd be happy to. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	imthecuteone 2009-01-12 04:21 pm UTC (link)
	That would be fantastic. I've got a club all picked out, here in Hollywood. Dress is upscale, but not so fancy you can't move. [address] Food, drinks, all that have already been taken care of, just come prepared for a night of good dancing. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	compassrose 2009-01-11 11:29 pm UTC (link)
	I'm so totally in. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	imthecuteone 2009-01-12 04:23 pm UTC (link)
	Awesome! And I promise you that there won't be anything going on that would worry your husband. Hell, bring him too, if he's up for it. Dress is upscale, but not fancy enough that you can't move. Drinks and food have been taken care of already. The club is [address], right near the Hollywood portkey. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	compassrose 2009-01-13 12:42 am UTC (link)
	Duly noted! I'll have to see if he's up for dancing. This looks like it's going to be fun! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	needafootlocker 2009-01-11 11:31 pm UTC (link)
	Why are all of your crazy dating schemes working here? It's like time and space seem to bend to throw women at you. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	bordoscomfome 2009-01-11 11:41 pm UTC (link)
	I don't see a reason you couldn't get in on the party. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	needafootlocker 2009-01-11 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	Heh. I would say that three's a crowd, but that's just the number of women who signed up fro this. I don't think this is my kind of party. I can't dance. Maybe something a little quieter, later. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bordoscomfome 2009-01-11 11:49 pm UTC (link)
	Aw, for my part, I promise I don't bite unless asked. But I can respect that, sugar. I hope you find yourself a quieter fun. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	needafootlocker 2009-01-11 11:51 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks. I hope so. I'm Jake, by the way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bordoscomfome 2009-01-11 11:55 pm UTC (link)
	Catia Silva. You ever decide you could use a bit of noise, look me up, yeah? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	needafootlocker 2009-01-11 11:59 pm UTC (link)
	I don't mind noise. I just prefer to give one person my attention, instead of three. Maybe we could do something suitably loud some other night? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bordoscomfome 2009-01-12 12:19 am UTC (link)
	I could do that, beautiful. What night did you have in mind? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	needafootlocker 2009-01-12 12:21 am UTC (link)
	How about Friday? That way we can get a good dinner, and go out dancing or whatever, without having to worry about work the next day. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bordoscomfome 2009-01-12 01:03 am UTC (link)
	That sounds amazing. Where would you like to meet, beautiful? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	needafootlocker 2009-01-12 01:05 am UTC (link)
	Um? Manhattan portkey, I guess. There's lots to do in New York. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bordoscomfome 2009-01-12 01:06 am UTC (link)
	Alright. I'll be there, say, eight your time? I'm in Las Vegas. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	needafootlocker 2009-01-12 01:07 am UTC (link)
	That sounds great. I can't wait to meet you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bordoscomfome 2009-01-12 01:09 am UTC (link)
	I'm looking forward to it too, doll. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	imthecuteone 2009-01-12 04:25 pm UTC (link)
	Perhaps it is just that I am The Man, have you ever considered that? Alternatively this good luck is all going to turn around somehow. See why I prefer the other option? Also, I see time and space have not forsaken you, either. To quote Wayne Campbell, "Good work, my friend." (Reply to this) (Parent)

	lady_metallicar 2009-01-11 11:38 pm UTC (link)
	hey, as long as you can deal with the fact that I've sometimes got two left feet, I'm in. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	imthecuteone 2009-01-12 04:28 pm UTC (link)
	Ahhh, I'm sure you're not as bad as you think. People are always their own worst critics. Here's the [address], it's a nice club up in Hollywood. The dress is upscale, but make sure you can move, because we will be dancing the night away! Food, drink, everything you can think of has already been taken care of. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lady_metallicar 2009-01-12 05:51 pm UTC (link)
	You just say that because you've never seen me trying to navigate stairs. Think Dean said something about looking like a startled colt. Whatever, still sounds like fun, and I don't get to dress up anywhere near often enough. I'll see you there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imthecuteone 2009-01-12 11:13 pm UTC (link)
	Huh. Well, I should be able to recognize that if I see it, I've seen a startled colt. I'll be sure to help if I see that happening, don't worry. What kind of gentleman would I be if I didn't? Awesome! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	greek_tragedy 2009-01-12 01:12 am UTC (link)
	Oh, dancing is always fun. (Reply to this) (Thread)

imthecuteone
2009-01-12 04:31 pm UTC (link)

Exactly! I have always said this.

Well. For the last few seconds, I have always said this.

[address] is where it's at, a nice club in Hollywood. That may be an oxymoron, but I told them to keep the football players/rappers/psychopaths with guns out of the place for tonight, at least. The dress is upscale, but not terribly fancy, like not French five star restaurant fancy. Just some good clothes, basically. All the food and drink you could possibly want has been taken care of, so just come prepared for a night of some very fun dancing.

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	greek_tragedy 2009-01-12 04:52 pm UTC (link)
	Nice clubs, dive bars, random empty fields of flowers... dancing is good wherever. And I have always said that, and that's been a long time. Not even psychopaths can mess that up. I look forward to it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imthecuteone 2009-01-12 11:15 pm UTC (link)
	Random empty fields of flowers? Something tells me you'd have loved the sixties. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	greek_tragedy 2009-01-12 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, I did! The 60's had their amusing bits. Granted, it made my job a bit harder, but it was fun. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imthecuteone 2009-01-12 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	You did? Y'know, I should be surprised, but I'm not. I'm guessing you're a lot older than you look? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	greek_tragedy 2009-01-12 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	Depends, I guess... How old do I look? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imthecuteone 2009-01-12 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	You look, and this is just my opinion now, to be in your early twenties. Mid-twenties, at a stretch. Which is why I figure you're older than that, if you're actually able to remember the sixties. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	greek_tragedy 2009-01-12 11:42 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, well that's sweet! I am a bit older. I remember the 1960's, the 1860s, the 1760s.. the actual 60s... That's not a problem, is it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imthecuteone 2009-01-12 11:49 pm UTC (link)
	I call 'em like I see 'em. And if I happen to see a beautiful, youthful looking woman... Nope! I'm cool with it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	greek_tragedy 2009-01-12 11:53 pm UTC (link)
	Aww. Excellent! I'm Melpomene. I shall see you on the dance floor. (Reply to this) (Parent)