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Here's a question for you. A philosophical question. A question, in fact, for the ages.

Ages, gentle reader.

Ages.

So let's say that you're in a pool or a hot tub with a lady. She's wearing a one piece, you're wearing trunks. Or if you're a lady, you're in the one piece and he's in the trunks. Or if you're a gay lady, two one pieces, and a gay dude, two trunkses. You're really focusing too much on the clothing.

So you're in this hot tub/pool environment, and you start smooching. Then you start smooching a bit heavier, and you move onto something that allows you to sit, and she's on your lap.

Now, my question, friends, is this: when you're both soaking wet, is it still dry humping?