Oh man. This can't be good. Alternate dimensions, really? Is it the 2nd Tuesday of the month already?
Surprise trips to alternate dimensions aren't cool. I don't have any underwear, toothbrush, or deodorant. That last one you guys are absolutely going to regret, trust me. I don't even have a change of clothes, and this suit does NOT breathe.
Any way, hello, I'm your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, and if this is Mysterio you're going to be SORELY disappointed by the smudges I put all over that fishbowl of yours.