Zenith : In Character Network → Computer Communica

So i want to give EDWIN a book!! Like i not remember the writers name but he sayed he likes what he write and you see us with your cameras LOL so you know what i mean! The name was Kevin, like i dont remember the last name!! but you can look in the cameras he sayed that yesterday on the stairs with me!!

Hey, kids! I'd like to cash in my Wild Card and my two vouchers, please and thanks.

For the Wild Card, can you have Edwin and Vanessa wake up muted and fastened to the ceiling in the billiard room? If there's a suitable way to incorporate the gear from the last obstacle course that would be swell. And to be clear, I'm not asking for whatever punishment the little idiot earned yesterday to be revoked, so give that to her too if that would tickle you. I'd also like for the secret prize she earned to be neatly installed and remain anonymous, but I'll actually use a voucher to purchase it. As much as I love talking to you guys, negotiations are a pain.

For the $50 voucher for another housemate, I'd like to pay it back to Vanessa. If you could plaster a door-sized sticker on the outside of her bathroom door (facing the bedroom) with a big ol' HD picture of Zippy that says "Pleasure Doing Business With You!" in large, friendly letters, that would be amazing. If that would be more than $50, just use the next biggest size applicable. Bonus points for making it extra hard to remove.

For my own voucher I'd like a nice home for Dr. Rabita Haresson the bunny, please.

Also, how you guys doin? We haven't talked in a while!

Voucher 1: For Pam. One or two budgies, depending on the price.
Voucher 2: For Pam. A cage for the budgie(s).

Put them inside the cage. I wouldn't put it past you to fuck this up.

PM to Jack - 8:31 pm

Hello. Are you holding up today? It's a fucked up day to be here, and if you want any company for the evening to hate this fucking day together with, let me know.

PM to Pam - 8:46 pm

Hello Pam! I read that we have a new animal in the house :-)

How are you doing today? Having celebrations like these at a place like this surely is weird. I hope you are doing fine!

I [...] don't like messaging you would like to use one of my $50 vouchers to get a durable, quality innertube that I can use for sledding or in the pool, and won't pop within the first few days of me having it. [...] Please?

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Hey.
I don't think I'm coping exceptionally well with this whole Easter bullshit. I hope you are doing better than me. Lucy [...] persuaded me to search for some eggs with her. I couldn't deny her, she is such a sweetheart, she reminds me at my d but I think I really need a break from the atmosphere of Easter now.
You and Edwin doing alright?

I also meant to tell you that I made donuts yesterday, and that a good third of them have a coffee-based topping, which I thought you may enjoy. Furthermore, Jack approves of eating cake for lunch, and I came to the conclusion that being the presumably oldest people around, it is our utmost responsibility to commit morally questionable deeds like eating cake for lunch once in a while and not tell anyone ;-)

[Private to Oliver]

Hey, [...] I have a [...] problem, I think? [...] And I'm kind of scare that you'll be mad at me, even though I haven't actually done anything yet, but I think you can probably help me the most [...] unless you think someone else might be better at helping me? I don't know. [...] I guess I should fucking tell you what it is.

So I got a whole bunch of eggs at the egg hunt today? And I've got like $400 worth of vouchers to spend on myself. I can't remember the last time I had that much money to spend on myself at once? And I haven't done anything but smoked a cigarette since Juno was tak the last time they gave me heroin, but all I can think about is how much this would buy me and I think I need help. [...] I know you were kind of over this shit when we talked about it that day, so if you don't want to deal with this shit I get it, I just think I'm doing pretty okay don't really know what I should get myself instead. I feel pretty bad at this.



[Private to Lucy]

Hey! I wanted to say thank you for these cool eggs before I forgot. These are really cool! They look like it took a lot of work. You think you can show me how to make them some time? [...] How'd your egg hunt go? You didn't get a punishment, did you?

OMG I getted a bunny!! Like a real live bunny!!! Its so cute!! <3
Getted you something nice??

I also getted a paper wich make me get presents for someone!! But I also getted a paper wich say suprise punishment :( This is super scary!!

Hi guys! So I know that there's at least one new animal in the house, so I'm putting up a list on the fridge of what food is good for bunnies, and which are bad, and which are big no-nos! I'll put one up for the rooster that's in town, too. They'll both be up next to the cat and dog lists! Let me know if anyone else needs a nutrition list or for me to check out their pets!

I slept in by accident. I could have sworn I was in your room...

This basket seriously clashes with my aesthetic. Also, egg hunts are really easy when the eggs also clash with your aesthetic.

What are you doing today?

OMG I GETTED A BUNNY!!!!
Like a real bunny!! Its so super cute omg Lucy and me are so ecited!! I give the name Millie!!

careful. some of the eggs have punishments in them.


[Private to Tobias]

What's something that you'd really want that's under $50?

OH MY GOODNESS IS IT EASTER?!

I mean, it has to be, right? Because of the eggs and the basket?!


I love Easter! This is the best! OMG!

When I was really little, my mother and my brothers and I would paint out little paper eggs and we would hide them all over the place and we would always compete to try and find the special dragon egg because it was good luck for the next year and I haven't thought about that in... a really long time. It's been a really long time since my family celebrated Easter like that.

I just... I miss it. And this is amazing. Like for once things don't like... low-key suck around here.


Also I suppose that means that my birthday is soon.

And I'd better get finding eggs!

Hey, wanna go on an egg hunt with me?

Day 32.