Title: Even Mrs Claus Has A Kinky Side
Author: Lady B
Pairing: Harry/Draco/Severus
Rating: PG13
Summary: A visit to Santa's Workshop leads to unexpected revelations.
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters and plots from the Harry Potterverse belong to JK Rowling and various publishing companies and movie studios. I am not making any money from this. I am simply doing this for the fun of it. Any plot devices and original characters belong to me alone and are simply a figment of my imagination.
Challenge: This week's awdt prompt of visiting Santa
Word Count: 100 words exactly!!!

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"...and this is where we produce our Beanie Babies™ line." Santa explained to his visitors.

"I am impressed, sir." Harry smiled.

"I'm not." came a snide voice.

"Nor am I." came another. Harry and Santa looked at them.

"Then what were you expecting to see?" Harry wondered. Both men were silent, choosing to sip on their eggnog. Santa began to smile in a knowing way.

"I'd show you our adult line..." Santa began in a whisper, "...but Mrs Claus is still testing them out."

Both men spit out their drink in shock and Harry fell to the floor with laughter.


Fin!

Title: Grown-up Christmas Wish
Author: Lady B
Characters: Various in the HP Universe
Summary: Twas the night before Christmas...
Challenge: enchanted_jae's Monthly Drabble Challenge. December's prompt: Christmas Wishes
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters and plots from the Harry Potterverse belong to JK Rowling and various publishing companies and movie studios. I am not making any money from this. I am simply doing this for the fun of it. Any plot devices and original characters belong to me alone and are simply a figment of my imagination.
Author's Note: When I saw the prompt, I immediately began searching for pictures of Christmas decorations over a fireplace. After an hour of searching, I felt this one was perfect for what I wanted to write.

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The last of the invited guests stumbled out the door and the house elves began the arduous task of cleaning up. The select few that had been invited to stay the night, congregated in the family room of Potter Manor. The warm glow from the fireplace, and the fairy lights on the Christmas tree in the corner were all the lights needed as each person settled into chairs, on the floor or wherever they felt comfortable. Someone turned on the wireless and the soft strains of Christmas music echoed around the room.

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Title: Tedium
Author: Lady B
Pair: Draco/Harry
Word Count: 228 words
Rating: PG
Summary: Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is. ~Thomas Szasz
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters and plots from the Harry Potterverse belong to JK Rowling and various publishing companies and movie studios. I am not making any money from this. I am simply doing this for the fun of it. Any plot devices and original characters belong to me alone and are simply a figment of my imagination.
Author's note: For the Slythindor100 LJ Comm Challenge #94, picture prompt #2


Draco walked into his home, more tired than he'd ever been in his life.

He thought working for the Ministry would be rewarding and exciting. But it was dull and tedious and left him with a migraine and the urge to quit on a daily basis.

It also made him question why he did it. What was there for him to make him suffer the tedium day in and day out?

He walked into his bedroom and stopped. He stared at the figure laying in his bed, a shaft of moonlight caressing the angles and planes of the body he'd come to love.

"Harry." he whispered. Harry shifted in his sleep, causing the sheet covering the lower half of his body to slide down his legs. Draco saw he was only wearing black briefs, and his shifting exposed one rounded buttock to Draco's hungry gaze.

Harry must have sensed him there for his eyes slowly opened, their sleepy green focusing on Draco immediately. He smiled and whispered Draco's name in a husky voice.

Draco melted. He took off his own clothes and joined his lover in bed, inhaling his scent. He kissed the chest beneath his chin as he felt Harry's hands caress his back.

This is why he did what he did. Because he had something to look forward to at the end of his day.

Fin.

Title: Seasons Change
Author: Lady B
Rating: G
Word Count: 370 words
Challenge: LJ's Slythindor100 Challenge #92 picture prompts. I chose #3.
Warnings: implied mpreg
A/N: Fall is coming and the leaves are a'changin'.



Draco stepped into the family room and looked around. He didn't see the one he'd come looking for.

"Has anyone seen Harry?" he asked. Hermione glanced up from her wizarding law book.

"He said he was going for a walk." she replied. He nodded at her as he left the room. He knew exactly where Harry had gone.

( Season's Change )

Here's part 2...



Title: Between a Quidditch Broom and a Potions Flask Part 2 – Harry
Author: Lady B
Character: Harry Potter
Location: Snape's Office
Object: A stirring rod
Other character(s): Hedwig, Severus
Rating: NC17
Warnings: object insertion, sex with an object, voyeurism, language
Word Count: 1780 words
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros. Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Author's Notes: I decided to make this a two-part story. Consider this a pre-slash Snarry.
Beta: The Modly Rowan – thanks for pointing out all those bodies, lol!

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"Merlin's tit, Ron! I'll be down in a minute!" Harry yelled as he entered the dorm room. The first thing he noticed was the book on his bed. He picked it up, taking note that it was his missing Potions book.

"Wonder who found that?" he mumbled to himself, heading for his trunk and his practice snitch contained within. Hedwig hooted at him several times from the foot of his bed, a sound he recognized after seven years that said she had something to show him.

"What is it, girl?" She turned her head, directing her gaze to the wall beside his bed. The only thing there was his broom. He frowned.

"Yes, I know I have Quidditch practice. I just came for my Snitch." Hedwig hooted again, flying over to land on the table beside his broom. She directed her gaze to his broom again. His frown deepening, he moved closer and noticed his broom wasn't in the same spot he had left it the day before. "What the - !" He noticed there was something pale white in color on the broom handle. He ran a finger over the substance and tested it with his thumb. It was thick and a little gooey with a slight bitter smell to it.

His eyes widened in shock when he realized what it was.
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Now that the reveals are done, I can finally post my contributions to this year's hp_wankfest.



Title: Between a Quidditch Broom and a Potions Flask Part 1 – Severus
Author: Lady B
Character: Severus Snape
Location: A Hogwarts Dorm (in this case, Gryffindor)
Object: A broomstick
Other character(s): Hedwig, Godric Gryffindor
Rating: NC17
Warnings: object insertion, sex with an object, voyeurism, language
Word Count: 1399 words
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros. Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Author's Notes: I decided to make this a two-part story. Consider this a pre-slash Snarry.
Beta: A big thank you to beautyfulevil for the quick beta.

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It's a good thing most of those damned Gryffindors are out of the castle today. No telling what they would think seeing me in their dorm.

Severus Snape, Professor of Potions at Hogwarts, was in a foul mood. One of his students had left behind his book and he had been coerced into returning it by the Headmaster.

"Why can't Minerva return it? She's his Head of House." he had asked.

"Because she's busy supervising the fourth and fifth years for the careers seminar taking place in the Great Hall. As a Professor of this school, you have every right to be in their common room and dorms, Severus. Or are you afraid of a bunch of Gryffindors?" Albus's chuckles had followed him from the room as he muttered under his breath, "It's not the whole lot I'm worried about. Just one in particular."
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Title: Missing You Come Christmas
Author: Lady B
Characters: Harry/Severus, Draco/Hermione, Ron/Luna, Neville, the other Weasley kids
Rating: PG
Summary: How do you keep hope alive when the one you love has been missing for nearly a year?
Prompt: #1: A Letter To Santa for awdt's Two Weeks of Quickies fest.
Word Count: 2130 words (I'm sorry girls, I couldn't keep it to 500 words!!)
Author's Note: Based on the song of the same name performed by New Kids On The Block from the album "Merry Merry Christmas". Also, I would like to (getting down on knees) PROFUSELY apologize to my fellow Harry/Draco shippers for pairing Draco with Hermione. My muse (the muscled gay bitch that he is), demanded that they be paired for this one (he even broke out his favorite paddle and threatened me with it). I promise you now, I will not be writing any kissing or sex scenes between the two. The most they'll get is a kiss on the cheek or lips and that is all.
Disclaimer: Anything HP belongs to the rich, blonde, British lady. The song belongs to New Kids On The Block. Everything else, belongs to me.

[Edit Jan.27.2007]: A reader at Fanfiction.net was kind enough to translate my fic into Portuguese. You can find it here or here.

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"Promise me something?"

"If it's within my power, it is yours."

"No matter what happens or how long you're gone, come home for Christmas."

A small smile, a tender kiss.

"Now that's a promise I will keep close to my heart, love."

And then he's gone.

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Title: Sweet November
Author: Lady B
Pairing: Harry/Draco (established)
Rating: PG13 for language
Word count: 100 words exactly...that's only the second time that's happened to me.
Summary: What a way to wake up
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters and plots from the Harry Potterverse belong to JK Rowling and various publishing companies and movie studios. I am not making any money from this. I am simply doing this for the fun of it. Any plot devices and original characters belong to me alone and are simply a figment of my imagination.
Challenge: for GJ's we_ship_hd_here November prompt: a chill in the air.



The door quietly opened and a figure eased into the room.

The person sleeping in the bed was unaware of the danger slowly approaching.

One side of the duvet was lifted as hunter stared at prey.

A hand reached out slowly, waiting for the moment to attack.

Contact!

And then...

"Draco Malfoy, I'm going to fucking kill you!" Harry shrieked as Draco's freezing cold hands jerked away from him, the blond running from the room. Draco's laughter echoed down the hall as Harry tried sorting himself out of his tangled sheets.

"I hate November." Harry grumbled as he flopped back.