I just got a call...a guy I know needs backup on a case in New Jersey.

New Jersey. Fantastic. The armpit of America. Hey, I heard they were looking for a new state slogan. I suggest, "New Jersey: You Can Tell By The Smell"

Dean, dude, you'd better come with, since it'd be like a pilgramage to Mecca for you. We can stop at the shrine in Sayreville then you can sacrifice a head gasket in Asbury Park. Hopefully this will please "the Boss" and you can keep rocking out in his name.

Better round up all the loose change I can find, come to think of it. Toll roads suck ass.

Um...I'd be really cliche and say that I don't think I'm in Kansas anymore, but I'm guessing that's kind of overdone here.

AUGH! AWWWWGHHEHEH!

I'm in a glass cage of emotion!

AUWUWHGHWHHW!

Was that good? Oh, more? Okay.

UAHAHAHAHUEEHGHESRH!

Okay, what the fuck is going on here?

Metatron, did you poof us somewhere again? The restaurant was much nicer than this.

Come one! Come all! Tomorrow come to [public venue in California] to kick, punch, bodyslam the shit out of the former demon, Azrael.

Admission is $5 for as much ass whooping as you can muster.

Hey, we all gotta make a living, and it'll be worth it.

[Logan]
You're exempt from the fee.

( Blocked from Lil Bethany and other tiny eyes, open to all others. )

( Logan. )

( Lady Lady, Holy Lady. )

Well, well, well.

This is somethin'. Nice digs, G.

What's that that I smell? Innocence? We'll have to see about that.

Shit.

I'm bored again.

That crazy motherfucker bought all this shit and now I need to do something with this money.

Whatchu wanna do, Silent Bob?

It's Like, I don't care about nothin man,
Roll another blunt. Yea (ohh ohh ohh).

La da da da da da La, Da Daaa,
La da da da, La da da da, La da da daaa

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
my room is still messed up and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I got high

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
now I'm selling dope and I know why (why man?) yea hey,
- cause I got high.

(La da da da da da da da da)

I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
(La da da da da da da da da)
Now I am a paraplegic and I know why (why man?) yea hey,
- because I got high.

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high
now I'm jacking off and I know why, yea heyy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I'ma stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
and if I dont sell one copy I'll know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I'm high.

La da da da da da, La da da da, Shoop shooby doo wop.

Get jiggy wit it, skibbidy bee bop diddy do wahhh

- cause I'm high.

Well my name is Jay and I'm from New Jersey (New-Jer-Sey)
and all the tolweed I be smokin is bomb as helllllll (Excellent delivery)
I don't believe in Hitler, that's what I said (oh my goodness)
so all of you skins (skins) please give me more head.

Whoa, Silent Bob, check it out, this place is WHACKED.

Hold me, Silent Bob -- I'm -- I'm --

I - I've been watching U
I think I wanna know ya (know ya)
Said I, I'm a little dangerous
Girl, I'd love 2 show ya (show ya)

Oh-wee-oh-wee-oh

My jungle love, yeah
I think I wanna know ya (know ya)
Jungle love
Girl, I'd love 2 show ya (show ya)

Oh-wee-oh-wee-oh

Oh, jungle love, that's right
Can't nobody fuck with me, uh
I got a bearskin rug
I got a fireplace 2
And I'm all the way wild, baby
Oh, the things I could do 2 U

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

It is YOU who are the ball lickers! It is YOU--

The fuck?

The fuck happened, Silent Bob? You watching fuckin' John Hughes again?

To the nogga nootch!

I'm fuckin' bored, man.

What the shit is this shit? Where the fuck am I? How the fuck did I get out of that twister? Where the fuck is Silent Bob???

*looks around*

*shrugs*

*waves