( Godbox Email to Jack Harkness )

( Godbox Text to Rodney McKay )

You have some sort of vendetta against my hair, don't you, G? I just got it set!

So- who missed me? Come on, you can be honest.

You know, I've been here... a really long time, and I still don't get this whole holiday. Death and chocolate, and sometimes sex. Really, that combination made sense to someone?

I'm all about the second and third, though, if anyone else is interested.

This... isn't where I parked my ship.

I- oh, Belgium, not again. It's like pandimensional pong with you people, isn't it?

Raven, Tosh, Sarah Jane? Kids? Role call, folks, it'd take me too long to check in one-by-one.

I so need sex right now.

Is anyone else bored tonight?

I'm starting to think Rodney's experiments with godboxes are worth a shot. That's how bored I am. I need someone to talk to.

Current Mood: bored

So, now that all of the singing and generalized insanity seems to be passed, my career as a street performer (no streetwalking jokes, Tree) has come to an end.

Family- Baby, Tosh, Tree, Mia (where did all the men in my life go?)? Please tell me you girls are alright.

I distinctly remember programming the TARDIS for Baydafarn.

And this is most certainly not it.

( Jack, Triesta, and any other loved ones plus Abby Lockhart )

( Daddy & Mum )

I... have a stalker...

Current Mood: worried

( For Raven, because... because, )

Doctor? We should do something.

( Rosey, Tosh, Raven... Sarah Jane? )

What the kriff was that?

No. No, no no. No no no no no. Someone tell me this is one of those crazy times. Someone tell me this is one of those crazy weeks where we're kids or the wrong gender or the wrong whatever or maybe I took a wrong portkey. Someone tell me this isn't a new reality. Someone. Now.

Happy Father's Day, Daddy. I love you.

( Gift beneath the cut )

I... do not know what to do with myself here.

I really do wonder if any of my family are here.

And I have this urge to go dancing.

So Tosh and Ianto and Jack are here, anyone else?

Well, good news/bad news.

Good news is, I found a ship, and she is sexy as Hell.

Bad news is, looks like I missed Mother's Day. I'm so sorry, baby. I'm sure I can think of some way to make it up to you...

So. What'd I miss?