It's odd having Father's Day apply to me. When I came here, I didn't realize I had a son. It is an honor. I am also starting to enjoy that thing called fan-fiction.

( Private to Severus )

( Private to Hermione )

( Private to Damien )

( Happy &hearts Father's &hearts Day! )

I hope you are not allergic to strawberries. If you are, I can send you another flavor. I have been having fun!

Current Mood: complacent

Wouldn't it be intriguing if my father arrived?

( {Bella} )

Mister Luthor,

I do believe you are conducting experiments on the magical community. May I ask what your findings are thus far?

Current Mood: cold

ALBUS.

What's with all the fidgeting lately?

Quit it or I will Stupefy you.

Current Mood: aggravated

This is not getting any better.

I've shopped and shopped and I still don't feel...fulfilled. Maybe I should cave and buy a latte. But that means more time at the gym and I cannot handle gaining weight. What if Murray shows up? That would be horrendous.

I've always wanted to go to Peru. What do you think, Cher? Shall we make a vacation out of it?

Current Mood: anxious

I miss my Daddy! :(

And I'm 16.

Shut up!

Current Mood: sad

Why is one day set aside for father's day and one day set aside for mother's day? Should there not be two for such esteemed titles? After all, the presents should not be given to a child on their birthday but rather to their parent or parents. The mothers in particular deserve the grandest gifts.

( Aziraphale )

I have gazed into the soul of this universe, and seen the gods who play with men like toys.

I will need more power. Even I am not infinite.

So be it.

Now that my second annual 'spend Father's day ruining my liver' hangover is gone, I think it's time to do something radical.

Can someone make me papers for the baby version of myself? She'll need adoption and birth records, so I can apply for a social security card for her. Apparently America has claimed Stardock, since the older Mr. Kirk is American. And so is the majority of the crew.

Please ignore what this post previously said. I was misinformed.

Hey Dad?

Sorry, I kinda spazzed...but Happy Father's day. You'll be happy to know I *did not* make you a macaroni necklace this year, meant to ward off evil spirits and zombies. I figure you had enough of them.