Now that my second annual 'spend Father's day ruining my liver' hangover is gone, I think it's time to do something radical.

Can someone make me papers for the baby version of myself? She'll need adoption and birth records, so I can apply for a social security card for her. Apparently America has claimed Stardock, since the older Mr. Kirk is American. And so is the majority of the crew.

Please ignore what this post previously said. I was misinformed.