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Lorna Dane loves rocks and math (compassrose) wrote in worldinherhands,
@ 2009-06-22 21:33:00

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george kirk, lorna dane

Now that my second annual 'spend Father's day ruining my liver' hangover is gone, I think it's time to do something radical.

Can someone make me papers for the baby version of myself? She'll need adoption and birth records, so I can apply for a social security card for her. Apparently America has claimed Stardock, since the older Mr. Kirk is American. And so is the majority of the crew.

Please ignore what this post previously said. I was misinformed.

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1stkirk
2009-06-23 08:08 am UTC (link)

Actually, Miss Danes, we aren't American property, and America will be mistaken if they try to assert such. Stardock assures me she is capable of holding off any tech and forces America currently has. Anyone on this base, and anyone who desires to be so, and who is willing to live by the rules and conduct of a Federation citizen may petition to be one and live here.

So, ah, as far as paperwork goes, yes, we should make some for the baby.

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	compassrose 2009-06-23 08:22 am UTC (link)
	Oh. 'Kay. So we don't have to put up with America's bullshit anymore? Sweet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1stkirk 2009-06-23 08:24 am UTC (link)
	Ah, no, you do not, nor any other country. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	compassrose 2009-06-23 08:28 am UTC (link)
	Normally it's been my experience that this is a Bad Idea. But you seem to not be a horrible tyrant bent on ruling the world, so I guess I'm applying for Federation citizenship. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1stkirk 2009-06-23 08:30 am UTC (link)
	Come by the office then, and we can take care of that. (Reply to this) (Parent)