War Is Coming Communications.

So, are we all wearing our happy faces?

I tried not to gloat but really, it would have been figured out sooner or later. Thus I gloat

So Harley, enjoy any fast food places today?

It bothers me you've forced me to resort to threats. And I was doing so well.

Moriarty's not blackmailing you, you're making a naive girl believe your sob story cause the crazy blonde got over you. Am I about right on this?

Anyway, here's the gist.  Talk to Ariel again and I'll turn your brain to sludge and your body to ash.  And I assure you I can. Jacen Solo. Look it up.

So, do you like the shoes I sent you Ariel? I do hope they're your size =)

Heya kiddo, how are ya doing? You can tell me that at least, can't you? Ivy hasn't brainwashed you into completely hating me, has she?

So Ivy, since Harley doesn't seem to want to talk to me, how is my beautiful clown girl?

tick tock tick tock counting down minutes seconds lives and souls vanished too soon not right over zealous chaotic screaming and scratching and crying and bleeding the blood of the martyrs watering the streets bad news from god teddy trust trust is broken trust was never given no one listens so tacky explosive draino in the the water water polo boy with shoes so far in the past carve a smile not the black dahlia red blue black bird singing in the dead of night take these broken wings and learn to fly too deep feelings scary uncertain manipulate and blackmail she'll be hurt don't now do what i say did i say that out loud? fly away into the night no bats see the disappearing acts gone gone here again pull from here place you there waiting watching learning manipulation at its finest

Is it true? The horrible things people are saying about you? I didn't want to believe until I asked you, you seem so nice, to me...

I would like to request a meeting with you.

No one screws me over and gets away with it freely

I got a joke you might like to hear. Wanna hear it? Oh I know you do, it's a BLOODY ANIMAL of a joke!

The Joker, Interesting guy. Wrong kind of criminal.

I'm sure your locator spells can find him now. Have fun with that.

[Joker]

Do you know what your mistake was?

First of all the thugs you have are the ones I rejected. Only the strongest survive and all that. You treat them like nothing, like collateral. Me, I pay them, really quite well. Instills a certain loyalty.

Your second, and here's where it gets really fun. Was going against me. You're not hidden from them now, alll those people who want to shoot you down. Oh and good luck getting a witch. I've put them on notice how you treat your employees and the native ones really ought to know better. Given that, lets face it. You're the bad kind of insane. Look, Take Todd out, Take your crazy slag of a ex. You can even do what you want with the bats. But then leave town. You had your chance to fall in line.

I'm getting why there's only supposed to be one Slayer at a time. I really feel like punch stabbi

Kidnapping of a minor, huh? Color me impressed. Only you know, not really.

This is annoying. It's a waste of my time. I want answers and I want them right now. If I don't get them I'm going to start bashing faces in. I'm playing nice.

There's something...one or both of you may or may not be able to help me with. The folks around here have a friend of mine locked up in a cage like he's an animal. I'm not sure of the exact location of where they have him, but I will find out. When I do, will either of you be able to help me get him out? I'm fairly certain that there are multiple people standing watch the majority of the time, but...anything either of you could provide would be greatly appreciated.

So, Lucy old boy, I hear you're starting an apocalypse in these here parts. What's the matter? The big cities too cliche for you?

I have a joke for you all. Or maybe it's a riddle... Sometimes they're the same thing. You decide and see if you know the answer. What wears purple, has green hair, and loves making things go boom?

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