War Is Coming Communications.

So. Your birthday present finally came in today that I ordered for you. Few weeks late granted though to be fair you weren't here at the time. Damn Seal but I have it for you.

[OOC: For those interested, Nat's bday present]

Oh my God.  He is so broken it's ridculous.  Garrett really did a number on him.  Poor bastard.

I gave him a puppy the other day,  and his first reaction was to ask if it was a test.  Who the hell would think that a puppy was a test.

If John Garrett ever shows up here, I'm going to shoot him in the head.

[Ward]

The puppy is fine.  Now think of a damn name fof him already.  I'm getting bored of calling him Pup.

I hope everyone who came to the launch party had a good time.  I think I've finally recovered from my hangover.

Also, just a reminder I do still have vacancies if anyone's looking for a job.  In a variety of roles.  Give my HR manager a call at [number] if you're interested.

And, if anyone is interested in investing.  Drop my PA a line and arrange a meeting.

[Ward]

I got you a puppy.  Come to the office to get him.  He's gotten a bit excitable and I'm trying to work.

Hey, Barton.  Do you love arrows?

[Emma and Ruby]

Do either of you have suggestions on alternative teething items? He doesn't like the freezable rings.

[Davina]

Hey, never got to thank you for what you said.

You might be wrong about me, but its nice that you seem to care. 

[Simmons]

I'm sor
I can't just
You need to understa


[Romanoff]

You wanted a better answer.

I did care about the team. I let them make me weak. But I cared.

So maybe if I'd have admitted it right off, things would be better than they are now.

Since B movies seem to get slandered here so cruelly.  I figured I should stand up for them.

So next Saturday, my place, the first of my monthly B Movie nights.  The more ridiculously contrived the better.

Suggestions for what to start with?

So...are those videos in driver's ed classes actually factual or something? It almost seems like they're trying to make them as bloody/horrific as possible to scare teens on how to drive cautiously.

That said, I just need to find time to take my driver's test and I'll be a licensed driver officially.

I did a quiz about which female from Disney you are. I didn't get me. I got Tiana from the Princess and the Frog.

Bo is starting kindergarten in just a couple of weeks and I'm so not ready for this. We're doing back to school shopping (is it still called back to school when she's never been to school?), meeting her teacher and the other kids, and meanwhile I have to sit back and remember she's five now and she's meant to be in school. Even if it terrifies me.

I don't know who okay'ed her growing up, but it wasn't me.

I think Nik likes sitting on my shield when it's upside down and me spinning it slowly. He couldn't stop giggling.

So Lexi - was the Bon Jovi onesie your suggestion?

I totes miss Jane. I'm going to have to find a new nerdy bff to pretend science with.

Totes may soon be taking applications for position of nerdy bff. In the mean time, though, more Dinosaurs on Netflix. I'm not the only one that remembers that show, right?



( Filter to Loki )

( Filter to Ginger )

( Filter to Natasha )

I'm going to make us all pancakes and waffles for breakfast this morning.  To celebrate Agent Romanoff Nat's return to Lawrence.

Does anyone have any preference?  Just so I know how much of each to make.

Thor is gone. Again. It seems if we are at peace, it will always

I grow tired of this nonsense. I should be able to control this se

[Mother]

I'm sorry.

[Friends]

Once again, I'm sorry if I startled anyone.

[ooc: 1) because I didn't notice when it happened, we're assuming this just now went down, since otherwise oocness, yo.. 2) yeah, his close friends got check-ins again because reasonssss.]

If we're going to have a pie eating contest next weekend at the carnival, then we're going to need some actual pies to put on tables. Is anyone interested in helping me with the baking?

Two years feels like a lifetime. I open my eyes here and it's only been just over a month.

Hello, Lawrence. Again.


Someone please tell me my husband and children are still here.

Sometimes I wake up and I can't believe how much my life has changed in two years.

Then Nik smiles and coos and tries to speak, or James walks into the room, and I realize I don't care because it's better now than it ever was, and I'm grateful to the seal for bringing me here.

Everytime the Seal brings new people from my world (any version of my world) I keep hoping it's going to be Azari, Pym or Hawkeye. Or even a version of Tony.

In other news I'm pretty sure I've conquered the art of driving.

Our crops are coming in really well here at the farm. If anyone wants some fresh produce, you should come and visit.

(Filtered to Cosima)
How are you feeling?

(Filtered to Kon)
Connor is back. How are you doing with that?