War Is Coming Communications.

So basically if anything happens right now we're all doomed.

Some sleep would be nice. Just to add to the current theme.

Just realized we've reached the second year in a row where the first week of December starts going straight to hell pretty fast. Earthquakes and locusts... yeah, no, probably not a coincidence with the pissed-off devil, right? We're not that lucky.

If this turns into
If there are zombies, I am just

Can we maybe skip the bloodshed and monsters, this time around? Somehow? Or at least

I can't just lea

On a more cheerful note, wine ice cream is a thing that exists.

[Pretty]

If any crazy undead shit hits the fan I do not even want to hear you say anything about helping people. I'm going somewhere far away and you're coming with me. I can't


[Claire]

I hate everything. Actually I wish I did. Because that would be easi

So theoretically, if

So I might have been intentionally ignoring that rescue post. They even mentioned asking me and I didn't say anything. I'm too scared, and it's stupid, everyone else is helping, but I'm

Exactly what level of horrible person have I reached? I like to keep track.

[Pretty]

I don't know why you
You're ridiculous and I
I don't d

If you wake up before I get back, I'm invading a tea shop. Yes it is stupid early. I was done sleeping.

How do you feel about the beach this morning?

[Tech people]

Someone make me the worlds smallest tracking device I can make someone drink in tea or something. Christmas present. I'll pay for it.

Added: Filter to Khan]

You. Where are you staying? I'm not okay with not knowing where John is or if he's okay or not, right now.

>>Sorry you bear the brunt of my stupid questions
>>Then again I guess you're used to then
>>I find myself waiting for the other shoe to drop

should say words I reckonGorram Earth weather. I hate winter.

[Simon.]
So.

I need a day job or somethin. Somethin that occupies my time enough to not be stuck in this gorram cafe where browncoats apparently mean piano players.

[Simon]
Still angry
nope.

I have no idea who I can trust anymore.

my halqen costum iss thebest

Immmma la amp

Thinking of opening my own practice here. If it's possible. It's something I wanted to do back in med school and then kept getting wrapped up in other projects.

I know we probably lost a lot of tech in the incident, but does anyone still have the ability to scrounge up my license?

[Kat]

Mind if I crash on your couch for a night or two?

How are you feeling?

Jayne had a favorite sayin. If horses were wishes wed all be eaten stake, thinkin that applies here bout now. Gorram crew gives me a headache. Nothin ever just goes smooth.

Someone stop this spit of rock. I want to get off.

[Claire]
Good doctors findin his own room, fun as domestication ain't..thinkin it's time to do the same.

[Robin]
Seems like you're doin better then.

okay, so theoretically, how band is it if the uguy you're apparently sorta-seriously dating now was possessed for like, hell, i guess it was weeks. shit. if he was psesssoed for a long time and you didn't notice. likeat all. like you still deid stuff.

and fby stuff i mnea possibly sex. maybe possiblely a lot.

that's bad, right?

...then when he was exorcised annd you kind of took off pretty soon after?

i'm dthe worst ever. i dony't even

i mean i knewhe was acting weird buti thought itwas just cause the worldwa s ending. am i suposed to yel christo everytimesomeone wants to do something fun now or

i dont know wehat to do. he probably hates me

[Edit: Added filter to Pretty]

I'm sorr
i shouldnt have left like tha
are you oka
hi

Robin lost Much. He ain't even respondin to me.

You okay?

How long?

[Claire]

Please do me a favor and don't be fucking dead.

[John]

You better be safe.

[General Filter: no evil, no possessed]

There's a body in [hotel, room number]. I can't... I don't know what to do. He shouldn't just be left there but I can't be in there or do anything and I need hel someone should... something. I don't know.

Not to alarm anyone, but, uh... has anyone seen River?



...River, if you see this, are you doing the hiding thing? If you jump out of somewhere and scare me again we are going to have words and they will include please stop doing that.

[ooc: *Crew now includes extended crew, aka Claire and Kat even though I am Kat whatever shhh! Wash embraces new people as crew whateverrrr]

The hell did I miss?

[Simon]
Where the hell are you?

[Kat]
Best tell Dr. McPrissy I'm gonna raid his medkit if he ain't back today.

[Claire C]
...Thanks. Ya know for not leavin.

[EDIT FILTER: Medbay filter sans Simon]
Tam actin like a nutjob at you?

[Edit added filter to Robin]
Somethin's wrong with Simon.

So, I probably should apologize for threatening to legit kidnap you.

I did warn you I suck at this, didn't I?

[Claire]

Thanks for the other night. I know it wasn't a super convenient time.

How's Cap?

this isn't f
i don't


i need a gun. lots of g
i don't have any weapons and they could be coming, he

[Claire]

hypothetically
if i were kind of freaking out a lot
how would i maybe consider stopping

[Simon]

where are you?

(ooc: backdated to 21st)

Get out of his head

[Claire C]

You need to talk to Mal.

So... volcano. Who wants a look at it?