War Is Coming Communications.

[Filtered to Bonnie]

Do you want to meet? Maybe we could practise together, in case they need magic to help with this vampire drama?


[Filtered to Marcel]

Same drama, different place, huh?


[Filtered to Cami]

Can I ask your advice on something?

[Filtered away from Sara and Thea]
How do you tell someone you care about what their fate is back home and that your own sister was manipulated into it all in an insane attempt to kill the head of the League of Assassins?

ETA: [Thea]
Sara needs to know about home. If she doesn't she'll eventually come across the show. Better it come from us now and we explain.

So I'm guessing this is some kind of Seal bullshit - putting everyone in costumes, giving us paintball guns - and we all know the Seal's a douchebag but just in case there was any doubt...

So the St. Patrick's Day dance is going to be on the 14th at the Youth Center from 6 to probably 8:30. It's open to the entire town so keep that in mind. Everyone is asked to bring three nonperishable food items to be donated to the local food bank as price of admission, but if you can't it's not a big deal. There's going to be food and a live band, and everyone is encouraged to come, and no, you don't have to wear green unless you want to. If you want to help decorate, be at the Center at noon that day.

[Scorpius]

Think you might be free this afternoon to talk about doing some magic for the kids? I'm not sure how I want to work it yet so any input you have would help. Plus I'd like to hear any ideas you might have for decorations.

[Ginny]

If you go I'd like to have at least one dance, no matter how busy I end up being.

It's funny, really. Time passes and our perceptions of the past change. We often rewrite our histories, whether to ease our pains or to paint ourselves in a better light or for any of a myriad of reasons. We shape our own pasts and often it is the lies we tell ourselves that define us moreso than our truths. Honesty is such a difficult thing that we are rarely honest, even with ourselves.

And then, in an instant, we can remember. And know the truth about ourselves and the world. And, in that instance, everything changes and the way we see things is irrevocably altered. And we must reexamine ourselves and see if there is a way to fit into our old lives.

niklaus.

I am undone, brother. Our mother has made me into something I have never wanted to be. A monster. And yet, I cannot truly blame her. This was inside me all along, carefully hidden behind a mask I have worn for all too long. She merely made me remove that mask and acknowledge what was underneath.

I am sorry. I should not trouble you with this. I imagine there is quite a lot on your own mind, things being as they are. If there is anything I can do for you, you only need ask.

But there are things I must tell you, when you are ready to hear them.

hayley.

I am sorry.

I know that I should see you. I want to see you. But I cannot.

There is something wrong with me, a sickness inside me, and I would not subject you to that. I should not even presume, given how things have been between us of late, but I care for you too much to risk it. You deserve better than a broken man

alexia.

I need your help.

First, Two things.

1. Holy Musical Gaga. I bow down to her voice. Girl needs to cut the synth yo.
2. This week, Bed of Roses. Free drinks for displaced. And natives that look at me with puppy eyes. I'm looking at you Sammikins.
2.5 Not you Damon. Not tonight. No harshing my happy


Its sucked. It has. But we're awesome and nothing has tried to brutally murder us in a while so score one for Team Lawrence.

Hi to you newbies. I'm Lexi, I run the most awesome bar in the city and I will do what I can to help you figure this crazy out. Also FYI  I'm down some bar staff so let me know if any of you might need some work

[Stefan]

How are you? I mean, you're down one blonde. And its kinda been a mess the last few weeks

[Che]

You, me, sangria and kareoke

Eddie Redmayne is still cute in alternate realities apparently.


[Filtered to Kol]
I'm presuming you've found God and moved to Pennsylvania to lead a simple life, make butter and grow a beard.

Because there is no other reason, that I can think of, why you wouldn't have come to sweep me off my feet see me when I got here. Or at least called.

Hey.

So Caroline and Henrik and Rebekah are gone and Elijah's here and it's all a bit weird, huh? how're you holding up?

Has anyone seen Caroline today?

Kol Mikaelson? If you're here, you owe me one Hell of an explanation.

Anyone who can hold a paintbrush and use it properly want to have some free drinks and some kind of food, IDK what yet, probably pizza but then I want fries so pizza and fries. But anyway, eat and drink and help me paint a whole bunch of viking ships, dragon games and the like?

Stefan Salvatore doesn't get a say. You already signed your life away to me for helping with this party.

We can cross being hugged by a very, very strange naked dude off my bucket list.

You know, if it was ever on there to begin with.

[Hayley & Marcel]

Do either of you know Kenzi?

I think Rebekah's gone again.

Oh fuck me Is this another stupid devil trick? Oh hell, is this NOT another stupid devil trick? I'm honestly not sure which is worse

Can anyone even see this? Testing Testing One Two

Someone want to explain to me what's going on?

Hal? Tom? Are you around here somewhere?

So, Saturday, February 21 we're going to be celebrating Henrik's birthday. It's a dinosaur viking theme because that's what he wants.

Where: Our place
Time: 4-7pm

I swear you could just buy the kid wood so he can carve his own things and he'd be happy as a clam. Or books. Or of course dragon things.

I'll say it now though, if you even think of causing drama I will throw your ass out of our house. I do not care who you are. So leave the drama at home.

[Klaus]

So. Kol is in another body and is a witch. I did not see that one coming at all. I don't think he'll hurt Henrik but if he does I'm eating him.

I've already been told that I'm in Kansas for some ungodly reason and that I can't get back home. In that case point me in the direction of the nearest bar. I could use a drink.

Well, this isn't really the weirdest thing that's ever happened to me, but it's still pretty weird. Hello, Lawrence. They tell me I was here before, but I don't remember, so I'm sorry if I should know who you are and I don't. Losing your memory is a real pain in the ass.

For those of you who don't know me, I'm Stefan Salvatore.

( Lexi )

So, were you actually going to tell me about Lee anytime ever?

[Klaus]

Hey.

I know Hayley came back, You doing okay?

I'm probably overstepp

[End]

I'm not sure I'll ever get used to the ebb and flow around here.

Alright, 'Network', I've got questions.

1) Where the hell is this? Because last time I checked, the Other Side was crappy, but not Kansas-crappy.
2) How did I get here? Because the graveyard thing makes sense, but not so much the 'miles outside Louisiana' bit.
3) Which one of you bastards has my daughter?

Actually, scrap those first two. I know she's here, and you do not want 165lbs of hormonal werewolf mama on your ass. So spill.

I suppose now that I'm settled in I should say something? Though the only thing I can think of is Kansas? Seriously? Is it really too much to ask for a beach?