War Is Coming Communications.

Magic Users and Illusionists

So... Hi! I hear there's actually real magic here and I figured there might be people like me, too. Illusionists. Not exactly wizardry, but still awesome. I just thought I'd introduce myself. I'm Jack Wilder from New York. Me and a few friends have an act back home, in our world.


ETA Connor Temple

Hi! I'm Jack. Claudia told me that you could help fix me up with ID and everything since I don't technically exist here.

Willow's gone. Just like Xander.

I...probably deserve that.

Whatever. Just whatever.

[Dawn]

You're still here, right? Sorry I've been so hidey lately...

[Tara]

Hi.

I don't really have anything to say, but...

I mean, we haven't really talked, but...

That was just....weird. Everyone else okay?

Let's have a sound off. Who got swapped and who stayed behind?

The next time I say I'm going on a vacation after, you know, saving the world and dropping my town into a crater, I'm going to specify a vaction from all things weird.

Now that that's said, Buffy + Scoobies, sound off! Because I refuse to believe I'm in bizarro land alone.

[Lindsey & Lilah included, even though...L.A. lol]

Say you've got someone messing with you head, tampering with your thoughts, making you have the worst nightmares known to man. Is there anything you lot know of that can prevent them from getting in?

And for inquiring minds, no, this isn't about me.

[Pip]
Dreams and head-tampering. Got potions to prevent that, love?

I hear that there are a lot of other people who practice magic here? And not “practice magic” like the Wiccan group back at college did with their bake sales and group meetings about...bake sales.

Can I do a roll call? Is that allowed? I’ll go first.

I’m Willow and I’m learning magic and would really like to learn more. I can do levitation spells, restore souls back to vampires, and currently am working on transmogrifications spells.

Next?

Do you want to go and get some ice cream with me?

Claudia showed me how to do this and I'm hoping that I'm doing it right.

My name is Tinker Bell and I want to go home.

Hello Lawrence online network of the year 2013?

Which either someone is playing a very intricate practical joke--it does say it's April 1st and that's like the joke day. Pretty elaborate joke though to somehow get me to the middle of the country. Or there’s magic involved, maybe techno-magic, or time travel? Maybe all three. Maybe just two out of three.

Or I’m locked in a dream world again but usually I don’t realize that one until much later in the dream. And usually it involves nightmarey creatures of some kind. Which I’m doubting is what’s happening because these computers are pretty damn amazing and you don’t need to have cables to be hooked into the internet and the person next to me their phone--I’m babbling as I type so I should probably cut this short and do get to that whole point thing. And I guess the whole computer set up is like out of one of my dreams...

Any information would be great and if anyone could spot me the hundred dollars or so it’ll take for a bus ticket back to Sunnydale that would be amazing. Or point me in the direction of a phone that works because none of the numbers I try dialing seem to be going through.

Bloody hell, not this shit again! Somebody want to explain why I'm all ghost-like again?

Where’s Andrew? Spike said Andrew is here.

And he’s not going to eat me, right? He said he isn’t, and I know he’s been helping Buffy and the gang back home some but, I’m pretty sure he could eat me if he wanted. I don’t think I’d taste very good. Do we taste different depending on what we’ve eaten because I’ve been living on Mexican for the last few months and I’d think that could be kind of stale. Or something. I don’t.

Uh, is this working? I think its working. It looks like its working, but I’m also not completely convinced I didn’t knock my head on something and am dreaming this whole weird fiasco up.

Hello?

A new vintage clothing store opened up! Who wants to check it out with me tomorrow?

I've been putting this off, but I can't anymore. No matter how hard I try I can't stop seeing it every time I close my I need to not sleep. Not have to sleep. Can any of you make that happen?

Thank the Gods! I'm solid again!

Talk about rude, seal. Send me home to go through one last apocolypse and then steal me right back after we lost so much? I have no words. No, I take that back. I have a lot of words, but if I said them all to you I'd be a crazy person because I'd be talking to an inanimate object.

Who's still here? Dawn?

[Filtered to Tara Maclay]

I probably shouldn't even ask because you'll just diappear too but Can I move in with you?

Though maybe I shouldn't I'm starting to think I'm curs

So even though I don't really need the money and I already sorta have a job at AI which I'm also funding and I'm in school....these financial management classes are kind of making me want to open the Magic Box and start running it as an actual store.

Tara, want to help?

I heard that there's a way I might be able to temporarily change my appearance. Can anyone help? Also, it might help if there was a way I could somehow change my smell. I know it sounds weird, but it's important. Like a spell or a potion or something?