War Is Coming Communications.

Anyone else sober? Looks like we're gonna need a few for booze control.

Hey so. I was informed by a future me I have to get super drunk with Mel Milligan among other people that need it.

SO, here is what will happen. I will bring the tequila and the gooood sambuca. Everyone brings a thing. We meet, we drink, those who need to reminisce do so, and then we keep going to make or break those futures.

Good plan. Bad Plan. Lexi Branson you are a genius and good things should happen to you?

ETA: DUDE! POTTER KIDS. CAN YOU FIREWHISKEY US UP FOR THE SUPER TYPES FOR WHOM ALCOHOL DOES NOTHING *tear*

So...you're not going to be one of those douchebags who never calls, right? Because...that would really hurt my I might have to kick your ass.

So, I was wondering...

That guy, the one Katherine's got her claws in, what's his name?

I've been hearing you're the one to go to about this vervain stuff or where to get some at least?

[Added few hours later]

[Shannon]

Asked that Lexi girl about the vervain stuff you told me to get so she'll probably hook me up with it. Had fun last night too.

[Lexi?]
Damon said you have vervain? Think I could get some?

[Tony]
Still on for drinks, right?

我想昧耳，昧心，變石頭

[Dad]

Does she even know or care
Of course not
Do you?

I think I died and was brought back.



[I will close my ears and my heart and I will be a stone]

I never do this but I'm sorry to hear about what happened yesterday. I'm not, like, a social worker or a child psychologist or anything but I am really good with kids...and these ones are going to need someone to talk to. They're going to need to work some stuff out before they can really be okay, of which I'm sure you're all aware...so, I mean...if there's no one already doing that, you know...I could. I mean, I'm more experienced with kids under the age of ten but...

Yeah, just figured I'd put it out there. See, Boone, I'm not completely fucking useless

[Boone]
You still around? I haven't heard much from you lately...

[Jason]
Heard you got knocked around by another Robin. ...right? Whatever, I Wiki-ed you guys. You all right?

[Damon]
Question for you...that I hope can remain between us. On a scale of one to death wish, where would taking Katherine on for trying to butt in on a potential romantic encounter be?

[Tony]
Where've you been hiding out, handsome?

Two lovely women who could be fighting over little old me. Such is the tragic fate of a DiNozzo

This week started off right :)

[added after finding out about the demon outing and threats from Ziva]

So this demon issue, anything a guy like me can do to help? And that makes my smiley face thing decidely inappropriate

[Shannon]

Had a good time Sunday night. Sorry I didn't get a chance to say this earlier, been busy trying to get things in order to try to get into the FBI with my partner from my world.

[Katherine]

Had a lovely time with you Katherine on Monday. Thanks for the interesting time.

I'm suddenly grateful I don't have a kid here or anywhere for that matter.

This whole apocalypse thing is some crazy shit.

[Added a few minutes later to explain the Moriarty clan filter]

So I've noticed that there's at least a kid who claims to be the offspring of Moriarty. If that's true I suggest we filter against her too given she could go blabbing to her old man about plans made and what not.

I do hope you all understand that abducting me from Asgard will only result in your deaths.

Well, I guess not all of us have bright shiny futures with a husband and kids.

1. I want one. Like yesterday.
2. ...refer to 1.

So I'm not a serial killer anymore, but that doesn't seem
I need to do something. I can't just stay in the apartment forever, I keep thinking I see

So I guess I should try that 'getting out of the apartment' thing, sometime.

[Dr. Moore]

I'm gonna need a refill soon.

And if you can find someone for me to talk to, I think it'd be okay now. It wouldn't be too dangerous, now that Harry's g he's it's gone.

I am officially opening my doors to clients this weekend. Anyone who would like to learn more about what services a companion can offer, please feel free to contact me.

Filtered to Mal
That wasn't exactly what I had in mind when I asked you to teach me to stay away from the law. But I have to admit, watching you work like that I believe I still owe you a slap for that little scare, by the way.

A message board? Really?

Someone point me to the greasy-haired nerd that came up with the brilliant idea to send the confused masses to a bleeding message board for answers.

I haven't heard from you in a while. Are you still mad or...did something bad happen t? I'm starting to think that if this really is real...you were right; I'm in over my head... And if you tell anyone I said that

Kidnapping of a minor, huh? Color me impressed. Only you know, not really.

This is annoying. It's a waste of my time. I want answers and I want them right now. If I don't get them I'm going to start bashing faces in. I'm playing nice.

Bets on how long it takes for Harley to go running back to her boyfriend, anyone?

I give it three days. Four max.

[ooc: This is Jason pretending to not be infuriated/freaked out by the Joker showing up. Expect a hissy fit via thread form sometime later, because Jason is exceptionally talented at those.]

So, Lucy old boy, I hear you're starting an apocalypse in these here parts. What's the matter? The big cities too cliche for you?